Really hot early 20s chick (blonde with ponytail) moving in a few doors down

No 20 yo "chick" wants anyone calling themselves "daddy" coming by with baked goods....

This should be obvious, but this thread is USELESS WITHOUT PICS

Knock,knock,knock.
Hello ma'am.
Did you you order this BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA...proceeds to whip out pecker.

...And find yourself a great lawyer whilst you're at it, for when you discover the hard way she's a dyke who's happy to make up stories and claim you saying "hello" is sexual assault.

Are you positive she's not a tranny?

What's her number so I can warn her about the stalker down the street from her...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

So much bait here knowing that if I reply a certain way they can report the post lol.

Golly, it really is a well oiled hate machine isn't it.

I'm sure the pie will help calm her nerves before you have to say "by law I have to tell you that I am a predator."

What is wrong with you kid? Daddy issues? Mommy issues? Issues got issues? Lol.

Last Edited by A BlueLantern on 11/10/2018 05:35 PM

A Louisiana woman who owns a .22 rifle used it to defend herself against a two-legged snake. When someone came to her door, she thought it was the deliveryman with the package she was expecting. Instead, she found a man who started talking “like a stalker”—saying he had been watching her home and such. As he droned on, his hands wandered between his legs, where he began touching himself through his pants. That was lewd enough to make the woman grab her rifle and shoot. He bolted as the bullet struck the ground at his feet. (wbrz.com, Baton Rouge, La., 8/9/18)

And you bring that up here why? You must be one of those folks without self control.

Dude, update the paradigm. Most young chicks these days are twisted with daddy issues. They are looking for "sugar daddies" and "dad bods".

Someone gets it. :) For those freaks to immediately go dark with it...that's why they're here lol. :P

Good luck with that. She’ll #metoo your ass.

You would be surprised.....

shes really 15 and youre a pedo

Why even say some sheet like that? Are you roleplaying? Do you want to see others commit a pedo act then get locked up for it? What makes your kind tick?

Last Edited by A BlueLantern on 11/10/2018 06:04 PM

that's when that big 6'6" Tyrone pokes his head out the door
over top of her shoulder

and says "who the hell are you?"

Last Edited by Still-Here on 11/10/2018 06:12 PM

Lol sigh.

Last Edited by A BlueLantern on 11/10/2018 07:05 PM

Hot girls have guys hit on them all the time. Do something original to impress her.

yup

Young girls with daddy issues tend to err on the side of Borderlines..

get ready for the false rape accusations and threats to call the cops when you don't buy her whatever she wants....

Kinda hard to hide that shit in yoga pants/spandex.

Could be post op.

Buy her a Bubble Tea with popping boba (pellets)

Here... A song to feel better about your situation.

No, I wouldn't, but those women are usually mental cases with serious daddy issues. Unless you're just a heartless creep happy with being a member of the mutual use society, she'll break your heart.

The November Surprise.