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Please try and keep your morning repast down, as it brings me no pleasure to share this news with you now. There appear to be dirty texts from divorcé bajillionaire Jeff Bezos that only prove that shiny, bald, rich motherfuckers don’t really know how to sext.

These texts were unearthed by the National Enquirer, so do what you will with that source. Personally, I don’t want to believe that these are real, but given the contents of said texts, I think they are?

In one message obtained by The Enquirer, on newsstands today, Bezos wrote: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

In another pillow talk exchange, on May 13, the horn-dog billionaire wrote: “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.”


The timestamp present on these messages also reportedly indicates that Bezos was creeping around with Lauren Sanchez for some time before the public announcement of his divorce, which, for the record, was only on Wednesday. I don’t care about when he started sending these pedestrian and wholly unexciting sexy messages to Lauren Sanchez, but I am concerned that they are so tame and also slightly distressed at how BAD they are??

“I love you, alive girl” is not a panty-dropper, and even less so when it comes from the dead-eyed, shiny-headed man as seen above. Being called an “alive girl” ranks pretty low on the list of horned-up eroticisms, somewhere above “Are you still on your period?” and below “Should we do this or nah?” Bezos, do better. God!
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Bezos loves him some fake news.
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This is Marvelous. How come it didnt get any more attention here?? wow.. Fucking BOZO sending schlong pics..hahahahahaha.. doesnt get any better.
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Guy can't keep his own dick pics secret and then Pentagon and CIA are paying him gazillions for "secure" cloud services?
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Well ...

.... at least he does not want to be her tampon.
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Looks like there's about to be the latest 'richest woman in the world' after this settlement.
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The limousine liberal didn't have enough sense to know his text messages might be infiltrated?

What next?

Bezos will think his leftism somehow gives him a halo above his otherwise greedy, unethical, "I'm With Her" head?

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THIS is the guy who amassed a $140 billion empire??

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The limousine liberal didn't have enough sense to know his text messages might be infiltrated?

What next?

Bezos will think his leftism somehow gives him a halo above his otherwise greedy, unethical, "I'm With Her" head?

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Actually we are in the times called the apocalypse, better known as The GREAT REVEALING. All that is ugly and sinful is exposed to the light of day affording the aggrieved to seek and get justice against these evil actions.
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He sounds like a robot that wasn’t programmed to seduce. Maybe that how billionares seduce these days? I want to smell you, I want to kiss you, I want to feel you with my lips, I want you alive, I want you alive so much girl.

Fawk man, you really need no game when you’re the worlds richest man

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... interesting ... interesting ...
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Does anybody have a running list of the Trump curse victims?
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... interesting ... interesting ...
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Does anybody have a running list of the Trump curse victims?
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That would make an interesting and ongoing thread!

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well for one

it shows he is actually a human....with all of it's faults and frailties

sort of surprising that this came out

unless it was intended to for the purpose of the above

to make him seem normal and human when in fact...

I am not convinced he is
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Guy can't keep his own dick pics secret and then Pentagon and CIA are paying him gazillions for "secure" cloud services?
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refreshing that he probably isnt a pedophile based in his vanilla bullshit texts kek.
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When the first lady sees this, she's going to do some deep thinking. Rather or not the accusations about Trump are true, Melania Trump wants to make sure her son will be okay, and Trump will actually be worth something after this is all over.
I don't want to suggest women do this or that, but any person who sees how good Bezo's wife did will wonder if they can do the same. The first lady is very understanding not to do anything crazy before re-election also, and I'm sure they've already had the discussion. A lot of rich families with men who have a history of being a ladies man can be affected, this is a reality.
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... interesting ... interesting ...
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 Quoting: wisconsin


Does anybody have a running list of the Trump curse victims?
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


That would make an interesting and ongoing thread!

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Oh man, I would totally do it but I can't copy and paste to save my life. True story lol
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I call bullshit. Until I read it in a reputable source like, say, the Washington Post, I am not going to believe it.
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I call bullshit. Until I read it in a reputable source like, say, the Washington Post, I am not going to believe it.
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is that sarcasm?

I think he owns WaPo

you are not going to read it there
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I call bullshit. Until I read it in a reputable source like, say, the Washington Post, I am not going to believe it.
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is that sarcasm?

I think he owns WaPo

you are not going to read it there
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He does? Link or it didn't happen.
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I call bullshit. Until I read it in a reputable source like, say, the Washington Post, I am not going to believe it.
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rofl5
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“Look into my lazy eye, I love you alive girl.“
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THIS is the guy who amassed a $140 billion empire??

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You know what they used to say about the geeky nerds in the 90's, that someday those unsmooth, virgin, geeky motherfuckers will do something big in their life... he was one of those.

Doesn't have game, but who needs game when you have $140 billion.

Any woman... ANY woman, will spread her legs for a shot at that kind of money.
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Bezos looks like a total Heavens Gate queer, I'm shocked.
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When the first lady sees this, she's going to do some deep thinking. Rather or not the accusations about Trump are true, Melania Trump wants to make sure her son will be okay, and Trump will actually be worth something after this is all over.
I don't want to suggest women do this or that, but any person who sees how good Bezo's wife did will wonder if they can do the same. The first lady is very understanding not to do anything crazy before re-election also, and I'm sure they've already had the discussion. A lot of rich families with men who have a history of being a ladies man can be affected, this is a reality.
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I think the inference that Melania would do the same is shit, but I am more concerned that you would think this is some kind of new information as far as a seedy methodology.

How many of us saw this story and the first thing that went ricocheting around the bean was "I want half, Eddie!"

Bezo gonna go from WaPo to WePo, at least relatively speaking.
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Fugly lil freak. Hope the anti-monopoly angels make his robot dog eat him.
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 Quoting: wisconsin


Does anybody have a running list of the Trump curse victims?
 Quoting: Penny Peppers


Ha - like this [link to www.arkancide.com] except the people are still alive...
Look around, is this the end that you have foreseen?
The pain, the misery in us all
What was it that you knew?
Will we one day learn it too?
And together build another way, to the morning
Or will it ever come again?
You've poisoned all our hopes
We have nothing now, and what of the children?
What has this done to them?
Damn you for the pain that they must feel...