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Sorry To Bust Your Bubble User ID: 52680061 United States 05/26/2019 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646115 ABSOLUTELY! The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77679210 United States 05/26/2019 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice. |
Usmc1868 User ID: 51659214 United States 05/26/2019 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | she's been wanting me to cook for her , since she knows I enjoy cooking, but I've been putting it off, because I don't want to do something sub-par and/or get her sick , because I mess up and it actually has some gluten in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77419616 Any tips are appreciated... Gluten free "Hosts" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72568602 United States 05/26/2019 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646115 ignoramus don't try to ride me many humans have issues with wheat, and the Roundup drenching wheat OP - salads, make the dressing meats - do them yourself. skip the bread/biscuit/bit lots of fruits and nuts. She will appreciate this! sample menu: Wine nuts salad with vinegar/oil dressing chicken or scallops or beef from the grill on kebabs cheese on the side - mozzarella cubes or such dessert - baked apples or pears with butter and walnuts. Pretending to be a horse is a severe fucking mental illness !! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72568602 United States 05/26/2019 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to paleoleap.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71594995 I would go for a stir fry. Thinly slice some steak strips and cook them in coconut oil with salt+pepper+chili powder+cumin. Slice up some onions, red peppers & throw in some broccoli. Lightly saute the vegetables in butter+lemon+tarragon. mix together. Yummy. Minus the onions. LOL I know you don't like Onions but there really is no stir fry with out onions I know which is why once it's cooked, he should pick out all of the onions for her. I had a crazy uncle like you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72568602 United States 05/26/2019 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210 Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice. IKR? Onions are in everything. Everything. What they don't know won't hurt them. After all, its been in their ketchup all this time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75104917 United States 05/26/2019 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210 Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice. A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip Do NOT mess with food issues |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77440295 United States 05/26/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would be dead right now if I didnt find out myself that I was highly allergic to it. Not a fad, they messed with wheat and now it is toxic to many people. I consider myself lucky to have Symptoms ( Asthma that is cured by avoiding gluten). Many people have sub-clinical allergies that are slowly destroying their body. As far as cooking, DONT, take her to a restaurant that has some gluten free choices and tell her that you regularly eat there. You dont want a female to know that you cook because that makes you look more like a beta cuck. You only tell them about your cooking late in the game, after you have bagged her a couple hundred times and dont give a fxck if she walks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77673144 Canada 05/26/2019 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210 Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice. A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip Do NOT mess with food issues I have zero fucks for people allergic to shit, SUCK IT UP and stay home your DNA is useless! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75104917 United States 05/26/2019 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646115 ABSOLUTELY! NOTbTRuE! Real Celiac disease people have been around for HINDREDS of years Mathis gluten-free FAD is due to GMO WHEAT - which has twice the gluten and is GEO-engineered NOT the SAME ! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75104917 United States 05/26/2019 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210 Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice. A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip Do NOT mess with food issues I have zero fucks for people allergic to shit, SUCK IT UP and stay home your DNA is useless! OK - by that token - SAME treatment for Diabetics requiring insulin - high blood pressure requiring meds - and ANY OatHER DISEASE- just let them die and " decrease the surplus population " you heartless bastard |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77504347 United States 05/26/2019 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | she's been wanting me to cook for her , since she knows I enjoy cooking, but I've been putting it off, because I don't want to do something sub-par and/or get her sick , because I mess up and it actually has some gluten in it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77419616 Any tips are appreciated... Ask her for receipies and follow them. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76640758 Canada 05/26/2019 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Soy sauce has gluten ....as well as many of the condiments and sauces you would probably use to make food taste good. Keep it simple since you have no education here. Use butter garlic and spices for flavour, sauté the veggies in it then mix it in with the rice. If you like curry...it can be gluten free if homemade properly. If she likes turkey dinner, you can use gluten free croutons to make stuffing. Have fun and try not to kill her. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69464498 Canada 05/27/2019 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FYI, just a side note if you do the stir fry... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76640758 Soy sauce has gluten ....as well as many of the condiments and sauces you would probably use to make food taste good. Keep it simple since you have no education here. Use butter garlic and spices for flavour, sauté the veggies in it then mix it in with the rice. If you like curry...it can be gluten free if homemade properly. If she likes turkey dinner, you can use gluten free croutons to make stuffing. Have fun and try not to kill her. There's gluten free soy sauce. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77589504 Canada 05/27/2019 06:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74646115 Yeah worked with one of those. Ended up trying to get me fired, got a promotion instead. He now has serious health problems. They seem to have alot of depression. Many dietary restrictions are a mask for mental illness. As are most vague health problems where no blood test reveals anything. Celiac and many 'allergies' are often self-diagnosed. Or the person lacks proper nutrition due to other foods they avoid. Such as low iron from lack of meat, hormone problems from soy consumption, excess carbohydrates or suugar. Gluten free and veganism are a control freak's dream because the diet requires obsessive micromanagement At any rate, a Big Red Flag. Do not ignore. Proceed with caution. |