Vegan traumatized after eating ‘plant-based’ pizza made with real ham

If a person is gonna be a picky eater they should be preparing their own meals then.

Trusting another to make your food is never gonna work out for them cause they make mistakes all the time in the food world.

That is his own fault.

He should have looked his food over if it is that important to be a vegan.

Why is this news? People's fast food orders get screwed up all day, every day, around the world. Are we gonna have a headline every time some self-righteous vegan accidentally eats a bit of meat? Do I get a headline in the NY Post next time McDonald's puts sweet and sour sauce in my bag instead of BBQ sauce?

EXACTLY.

I totally rolled my eyes.

My shit has been jacked up before too.

I didn't get an article put up about it.

Lameola.

"Patrick was tipped off to the mistake when he suddenly realized the pizza tasted good."

Good one.

Who ever knew trauma could be so delicious.

If I am the proprietor of a fast food restaurant, I'm just going to stop offering vegan food entirely. It's not worth the bad press that you're going to get every time something like this happens.

Sounds like a good idea on your part.

Oh yeah....

And what the Effff is fake ham?

Gags*

No idea, but I guarantee you there's a healthy dose of soy in there.

Fake News

1-Anyone would see right away there's ham on the pizza.
2-Anyone, especially a vegan, would taste it right away.

How dare they kill an innocent plant for their selfish nutritional delusion. Vegans are murderers!

I agree with you... If someone is vegan/vegetarian, they can just order a salad. I've been a vegetarian for 5+ years by choice for morality reasons. I love animals, but don't shun anyone else who chooses differently.

You are a credit to your kind.

See this is what a normal healthy and smart vegan would say.

*smiles

The answer to that would be YES!

BREAKING NEWS: Man orders Steak Medium Rare, HOWEVER the steak arrived more like Medium. The situation escalated when the man (who wished to remain anonymous due to fear of reprisal) noted that the offending steak lacked a sufficient amount of seasoning. His Server, Kirsten Vanderbilt Rothsneed III asked if would like to return the steak to the kitchen and the patron claims he then replied, "Why? you can't make it MORE rare now, I'll just put some more salt on it and eat it".
It was at that point Mr Rothsneed went into a temporary coma triggered by the aggressive over enunciation of the word "more" in the patron's reply and had to be resuscitated by NYFD paramedics.
Rothsneed a transgendering femam was quoted as saying, "I mean who the fuck says this kind of shit to a server? MORE? and then MORE SALT? it's like a double MORE, if my fucking hair wasn't blue already, it probably would have turned blue all by itself after that kind of assault."
Both parties in this incident have retained legal representation.

This story is part of a NY Post series called "Deadly dining, what you didn't want to know"

Guy looked like a total PhAg.

LOL

Ham? who would put ham on a pizza.

he deserved everything he got.

Believe me you'll never win with Vegans, they are fucking psychos.

Know why? Because we absorb whatever we eat.

Us regular meat eaters absorb the niceness out of our foods. We eat Bambi, Fluffy the friendly sheep, Elsie the cow with those big cow eyes, that makes us nice.

Vegans? they only eat soulless vegetables. You ever see a cucumber vine just choke the shit out of a cauliflower?Happens all the time, vegetables are stone cold killers. Might as well just eat some Jeff Dalmer on a stick and absorb that sick fuck, cause that's what they do all the time.

Never trust a Vegan, they are mentally fucked.

Yeah. But his body was starved for ham, so he just kept on chowing down. Its easier to ask forgiveness than permission. Next, he'll swallow a whole chicken, believing it was a giant poached pear.

Long hair, tight shirt, mustache. Total phag.

Now that you mention it, I've actually been the victim of a soulless vegan doing the same thing to me, intentionally, that Domino's unintentionally did to this guy. It was my first vegan, Jewish, wiccan, gay Thanksgiving with my brother-in-law and his boyfriend two years ago. Unbeknownst to me, I was served some kind of nut cheese (Yeah, I got a lot of mileage out of "nut cheese" with my wife later that night) and asked how I liked it. It wasn't bad, but I didn't appreciate being deceived in that manner. I didn't, however, go running the the Miami Herald complaining about it, nor did I even complain to my hosts.

Last Edited by Revbo™ on 10/23/2019 10:24 AM

Does the mental issue lead to veganism,

or the lack of meat to the fuckedness?

either way, pass the bacon!

It’s news because THE CHOSEN who run the media empires are psychologically priming you.

Vegans are by nature whiny egotistical pompous pricks.

They always look like that