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How To Be a GLP Esoteric Guru - 7 Easy Steps

 
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heykids
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the smell of rotting lizard is so strong
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72938795


Mmm lizard.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


lizardimout


chuckle
 Quoting: LittleMe


I mean, what if we grill it for you? A nice dipping sauce to go with it? chuckle
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hillarious and very telling how some people got sooo Grumpy and defensive at op's post. I can think of a half dozen daily posters who fit the bill perfectly. I Am not going to call out any names.
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My God, all these threads end up the same by page two.

I wish you two'd keep to your designated hugs 'n tugs thread.

Seriously.
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the smell of rotting lizard is so strong
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Mmm lizard.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


lizardimout


chuckle
 Quoting: LittleMe


I mean, what if we grill it for you? A nice dipping sauce to go with it? chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon



Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... chuckle

I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one. verysad


Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru...

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8. Have a complete lack of comprehension and meaning of the word "frequency"
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Oh ffs she's back
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Merit hasn't posted in 2 pages. All he has to do is start one and the people he's making fun of take it 15 pages every time cruise
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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

magic
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Mmm lizard.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


lizardimout


chuckle
 Quoting: LittleMe


I mean, what if we grill it for you? A nice dipping sauce to go with it? chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon



Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... chuckle

I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one. verysad


Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru...

[link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: LittleMe


LOL I think they are cute from a distance but I certainly do not like holding them and I would never want one a pet.

Merit IS the Grill Guru. chuckle
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lizardimout


chuckle
 Quoting: LittleMe


I mean, what if we grill it for you? A nice dipping sauce to go with it? chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon



Oh, my... you’re so kind, but, thanks but no thanks... chuckle

I dislike reptiles and amphibians, to the point that I could have a heart attack if I see one. verysad


Hmmm, since you’ve mentioned grill... there’s a Grill Guru...

[link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: LittleMe


LOL I think they are cute from a distance but I certainly do not like holding them and I would never want one a pet.

Merit IS the Grill Guru. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


lmyck13... just don’t like them!


Have your guru roasted two pigs or lambs at the same time? and does he scream like the other guru? chuckle

Did you watch the video? That guy is so funny... I’ve watched it like ten times... the screaming is hilarious!

lmao
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8. throw The Trigger Word Pancake From Time To Time

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Everyone feel free to add any personal secrets to being a GLP super witch
 Quoting: Merit


I'm going to go with using official magic beanies...

Now for spooky Latin for spell casting.

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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

secret


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Op is irrelevant

Like the glp stalker up there ^^^



As you were.
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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

:secret:
 Quoting: Merit



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merit I like your wife. good choice dude
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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

secret
 Quoting: Merit


But, I don’t want to become one...

Why don’t you teach us how to be a Grill Guru... Mila said that you’re a Grill Guru... yep
angel2
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first kiss,

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or first date but

I just want to be

your last everything.

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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

secret
 Quoting: Merit



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 Quoting: It's A Secret


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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

secret
 Quoting: Merit



[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: It's A Secret





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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

magic
 Quoting: Merit


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 Quoting: THE LATHE OF HEAVEN


He didn't follow my steps clearly.


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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

secret
 Quoting: Merit


But, I don’t want to become one...

Why don’t you teach us how to be a Grill Guru... Mila said that you’re a Grill Guru... yep
 Quoting: LittleMe


Some secrets are too powerful to just give away. It's dangerous. Think about the children!?


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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merit I like your wife. good choice dude
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I'll stab you


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sounds like enough to start a new religion to me?
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8. Have a complete lack of comprehension and meaning of the word "frequency"
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This is true. They try to use it when they mean "vibe", which is an un-quantifiable notion.


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jay
Some Will. Some won't. So.......
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sounds like enough to start a new religion to me?
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Remember to fill out your 501c(3), those who touch the universe do not pay taxes.


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Follow the bitten apple for clues...

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jay
 Quoting: SyncAsFunk


JP is very wise


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Guys.... stop.

This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread.

We're all one.

We are all the great chosen Guru.

Goosfraba....

:secret:
 Quoting: Merit



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 Quoting: It's A Secret



 Quoting: Merit



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For a one time fee that goes to homeless Gurus whom we bless by giving them an enchanted hazel wood branch consecrated in menstrual blood and blessed by a genuine ancestor of those who died in the Salem witch trials, you can have access to my spiritual playlist.





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