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IF ONLY GLP had a dating section, I'm convinced I could find a soul mate on here

 
Red John

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Well Britney just got out of the nut house!

Have you asked her OP
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OP is not a dude

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Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I have TWO old pickups.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Would it sweeten the deal if you were aware that one is a diesel 4x4?
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Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I have TWO old pickups.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Would it sweeten the deal if you were aware that one is a diesel 4x4?
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Fun! Do you take it out and do cheerios? I used to live by a lake and loved to take my suv out on the ice.
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Lol I can see it now:

SWF 4 SWM:

Must be Drug free (because Cannabis kills), Clean, and smell of fresh A1 steak sauce. Have your own place so tomato plants can be freely brought inside when needed. Fandango Rangers to the front of the line.
 Quoting: pish


nailed it
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


laughing

At your perfect answer Trinity, it made my morning and gave me a great laugh.

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Ack!!!

I don't care if all they have is survival gear and wear camoflage and boots. I don't need jewelry and crap.

A pickup truck is fine, the older the better.

I want a man who wants to be my best friend and a fine companion. He must be interesting, but he may not know he's interesting.

Just chiming in because you don't speak for all women.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I have TWO old pickups.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Would it sweeten the deal if you were aware that one is a diesel 4x4?
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Fun! Do you take it out and do cheerios? I used to live by a lake and loved to take my suv out on the ice.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


No ice in Southeast Texas, but it does come in handy during recent flooding.
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Wut??

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So, AOC was walking through the Bronx. She came upon a set of tracks. She said to herself, "Oh look, deer tracks." She looked again and said, "Oh wait, those are bear tracks". Pondered a little more and said, "Oh silly me, those are rabbit...." The train hit her.
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I have TWO old pickups.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Would it sweeten the deal if you were aware that one is a diesel 4x4?
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Fun! Do you take it out and do cheerios? I used to live by a lake and loved to take my suv out on the ice.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


No ice in Southeast Texas, but it does come in handy during recent flooding.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


How so?
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


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"soulmate" . theres your problem maam .
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chuckle I know but you can't blame a gal for dreaming. sun
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Dream on...
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Post your qualifying resume gentlemen.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I've got no personality but five pounds of double digit wang to compensate cool2
 Quoting: CrsCrpr


Many men start off with their dicks, big mistake.

1> First is marital status, number of times married, currently single (without lying).
2> Next is money, job status and financial stability.
3> Then it's about plans of what to do with the woman (other than just fucking her). Usually marriage and how she will be set up and the relationship (do you want her to cook and make babies or be more like a married concubine kept woman?)

Then the gentleman will buy her jewelry to prove his wealth and intention.
Followed by living arrangements and an allowance.

If gentlemen can't do all this then they cannot afford a woman.
 Quoting: MissCleo


1> S:0:S
2> my job and income are stable and secured
3> what to do: build a whole life together, sharing everything together, including the kitchen (I like to cook too),

1> Further, the gentleman will own fine suits and at least one tux, all with shoes that match.

2> He will have a nice car that isn't used for business.

3> He will have travelled and be able to tell tales of his adventures that are captivating.

4> He won't be a drunkard, but able to enjoy a good bourbon or glass of wine.

This doesn't take great wealth, just class and ability.
 Quoting: MissCleo


1> I do not own or wear suits etc.
- I do not dress to impress anyone

2> my car is what it is, it takes me to and from work, shopping, etc.
- I don't need "fancy car" for anything or to impress anyone
- my pleasure vehicle is my motorcycle

3> I do not travel,
- I am not interested in traveling alone,
- actually most dudes who do travel alone, are usually dipping in strange everywhere they go

4> I am not a drunk.


I learned from the older generation who survived the depression

loyalty and character, does not require, suits, fancy cars, etc.
and do not buy that which you do not need

if someone thinks I need to have suits, fancy car, travel experience etc.
they ain't the one for me
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



So, if I get a license, what do I do, just dangle my pecker in the pond until I get a bite?
 Quoting: HEBGB


pain
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.
 Quoting: Bright Side


a true soul mate is worth it

commitment isn't for the shallow / superficial snowflakes that run away at the first distress / issue

I would not and could not "visit" a ho for "services"

that's not a service, it's abusing and degrading the most sacred intimate act a man and woman can share
 Quoting: Red John


clappa
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I have an awesome wife.

She drives a side-by-side as her primary vehicle around town.

She can shoot an AR-15, 762 Creedmore, 12 GA shotgun, P220 45, Glock 21, or whatever she feels like carrying.

She cannot stand libs and pussified men or feminized females.

She is ultra-conservative and does not believe women should hold office or become cops.

She knows enough self-defense to take out 90% of the population.

She's 55 years old and in better shape than most 20-year-olds.

That's a real woman.
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I'm single and kinda looking, too weird I know.

Hoping to find a straight guy over 50, loves the outdoors, loves to ski or will be willing to learn, must be in good enough shape to ski, helpful if you can hunt and fish and fix things. Hopefully you'll join me in becoming a shaman.

I'm a double air sign, old fashioned morals, over 50, garden, read, canning, ski, snowshoe, canoe. Accessories: dog, massage table, shitload of books.


 Quoting: Annie Oakley


PNW?
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Would it sweeten the deal if you were aware that one is a diesel 4x4?
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


Fun! Do you take it out and do cheerios? I used to live by a lake and loved to take my suv out on the ice.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


No ice in Southeast Texas, but it does come in handy during recent flooding.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


How so?
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


A lift on the truck usually gets me home when water is over the road. I hate being stuck someplace strange. Houston is becoming the new Venice during Spring showers.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Only $12 bucks to find my bride?


Where do I sign up?


hf
live and let live
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I have an awesome wife.

She drives a side-by-side as her primary vehicle around town.

She can shoot an AR-15, 762 Creedmore, 12 GA shotgun, P220 45, Glock 21, or whatever she feels like carrying.

She cannot stand libs and pussified men or feminized females.

She is ultra-conservative and does not believe women should hold office or become cops.

She knows enough self-defense to take out 90% of the population.

She's 55 years old and in better shape than most 20-year-olds.

That's a real woman.
 Quoting: Off Switch


Yeah Baby!

Does she have a sister?
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A GLP dating site would benefit from a simple match making tool such as a few questions to determine compatibility.

For Example:

1) Are you a man or woman?

2) Are you single?

3) will you share a photo of yourself via the Private Message?

4) Do you believe in False Flag Operations?

5) What about Chemtrails?

6) Trump?

7) Guns?

8) Do you prefer urban or rural?

9) Can you pay your own way?

10) Do you want to travel?

11) Are you saddled down with children?

12) Can you control your future (as much as possible)?

13) How important is wealth, money, to you?

14) Is GLP important to you, if so, why?

14) Is abortion an option if you get pregnant?

15) Would you allow an immigrant family to live in your backyard?

16) Have you ever been outside of your country?

17)
Do you have a current Passport? If so, why?

18) What is your education?

19) Do you have any valuable skills and/or abilities?

20) What are you looking for in a partner? And, why did your past relationships fail? What did you learn? Are you a better person for the mistakes you have made in life. Are you ready to try something different. Do you have a GLP membership and access to the Private Message System?

There: That is 20 quick things I just came up with as fast as I can type. Just simple questions, I'm sure you guys and gals could come up with many more.

What do you think?

Anyone who sends me a (PM) in the next 24hrs, I'll send you a Green. Why Green? Because it's a simple way of saying THANK YOU! As a member I get 10 Green a day to give away. I got 9 left as of now. I want to give all my Green Away TODAY!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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She's looking for a man. Come on guys help her out.
 Quoting: pool


hf I'm just looking for looking for a man. I guess this is the prequel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


Good for you OP. Why not look for a like minded mate ...seems like If you are here and this is your thing ...why not. Be brave and patient...like everything else on GLP 98% bs....hang in there and maybe in that 2% you will find what you are hoping for.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


:laughing:

At your perfect answer Trinity, it made my morning and gave me a great laugh.

:clapping:
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


Yep this thread been going every since. hf
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She's looking for a man. Come on guys help her out.
 Quoting: pool


hf I'm just looking for looking for a man. I guess this is the prequel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


Good for you OP. Why not look for a like minded mate ...seems like If you are here and this is your thing ...why not. Be brave and patient...like everything else on GLP 98% bs....hang in there and maybe in that 2% you will find what you are hoping for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77071083


I think some magic will happen when I'm ready. I'm not on my feet right now, and in a bad living situation in a shithole. I'm just dipping my toes into the water to see how it feels. I thought about it today and I want to date when I have more energy for it.
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A GLP dating site would benefit from a simple match making tool such as a few questions to determine compatibility.

For Example:

1) Are you a man or woman?

2) Are you single?

3) will you share a photo of yourself via the Private Message?

4) Do you believe in False Flag Operations?

5) What about Chemtrails?

6) Trump?

7) Guns?

8) Do you prefer urban or rural?

9) Can you pay your own way?

10) Do you want to travel?

11) Are you saddled down with children?

12) Can you control your future (as much as possible)?

13) How important is wealth, money, to you?

14) Is GLP important to you, if so, why?

14) Is abortion an option if you get pregnant?

15) Would you allow an immigrant family to live in your backyard?

16) Have you ever been outside of your country?

17)
Do you have a current Passport? If so, why?

18) What is your education?

19) Do you have any valuable skills and/or abilities?

20) What are you looking for in a partner? And, why did your past relationships fail? What did you learn? Are you a better person for the mistakes you have made in life. Are you ready to try something different. Do you have a GLP membership and access to the Private Message System?

There: That is 20 quick things I just came up with as fast as I can type. Just simple questions, I'm sure you guys and gals could come up with many more.

What do you think?

Anyone who sends me a (PM) in the next 24hrs, I'll send you a Green. Why Green? Because it's a simple way of saying THANK YOU! As a member I get 10 Green a day to give away. I got 9 left as of now. I want to give all my Green Away TODAY!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


smile_hear This is a well thought out list of questions to cut the mustard, weed people out and find the like minded. Its also mature enough, not all this gross hookup culture when people are talking about their shaved assholes and whatnot right off the bat. 886chuckle
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Ok, I will play, lets add and then rate your answers 1 - 10 with 1 being none/Im a well balanced and behaving(programmed) human, 10 being all the time/really naughty. lol.

Is personal hygiene important to you.

How good is your health?

Could you walk 2km a day unaided.

Do you have any criminal convictions, it yes, what were they for?

Do you have any addictions, ie: like drugs, alcohol or gambling.

Have you read Agenda 21?

laughing because this is turning out to be a fun thread.
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Fishing license costs $12...

Pond is stocked!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



So, if I get a license, what do I do, just dangle my pecker in the pond until I get a bite?
 Quoting: HEBGB


pain
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


trump-HRYK
Come And Take It!
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Ok, I will play, lets add and then rate your answers 1 - 10 with 1 being none/Im a well balanced and behaving(programmed) human, 10 being all the time/really naughty. lol.

Is personal hygiene important to you.

How good is your health?

Could you walk 2km a day unaided.

Do you have any criminal convictions, it yes, what were they for?

Do you have any addictions, ie: like drugs, alcohol or gambling.

Have you read Agenda 21?

laughing because this is turning out to be a fun thread.
 Quoting: AdorableLittlepixie


Well, Adorable Little Pixie...let's start with YOU!

ADORABLE = (adjective) cute, lovable, charming, sweet, enchanting.

Little
= (adjective) small, compact, mini, tiny,

Pixie = (noun) elf, fairy, sprite, imp, brownie,

So...What is in a name?

I am Thirsty Marlin...that makes me a Great Blue Marlin, who is thirsty. For what am I thirsty? Ah...I am thirsty for knowledge, adventure, companionship, a cocktail, a day in the Sun & Surf, and a Merry Christmas!

Send me a (PM)...I'm going to be up for a while.

-AND- check out my Christmas Video thread, and post a Christmas video!

Also...Australia, you are exactly 12hrs. around the world from me. I'm in the USA (EST) Florida, so it is 1am in the morning here. That should be 1pm where you are, in the Outback. Got some shrimp on the barbie and a steak cooking do ya? How bout a cold Fosters in hand? Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rosesmile_kissrose

I literally have 38$ to my name this Xmas. But you'll see I'm going to get up on it in 2020 and become a paid member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.
 Quoting: Bright Side


a true soul mate is worth it

commitment isn't for the shallow / superficial snowflakes that run away at the first distress / issue

I would not and could not "visit" a ho for "services"

that's not a service, it's abusing and degrading the most sacred intimate act a man and woman can share
 Quoting: Red John


clappa
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


I know when you're young things can be very horny and all that but never been a hookup type of person and found people who want sex right away or who are shallow about it are never good in bed anyway. I've learned enough, I know who I am, and my T&A still look extremely hot in dim lighting. I am working on myself and being stable, so yeah, I deserve someone who is really good for me in and out of the bedroom.

"Soul mate" is a relative term. I think though when you meet someone who resonates you feel it. Call it what you want. They make the heart spark
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I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.
 Quoting: Bright Side


a true soul mate is worth it

commitment isn't for the shallow / superficial snowflakes that run away at the first distress / issue

I would not and could not "visit" a ho for "services"

that's not a service, it's abusing and degrading the most sacred intimate act a man and woman can share
 Quoting: Red John


clappa
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


I know when you're young things can be very horny and all that but never been a hookup type of person and found people who want sex right away or who are shallow about it are never good in bed anyway. I've learned enough, I know who I am, and my T&A still look extremely hot in dim lighting. I am working on myself and being stable, so yeah, I deserve someone who is really good for me in and out of the bedroom.

"Soul mate" is a relative term. I think though when you meet someone who resonates you feel it. Call it what you want. They make the heart spark
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(OP) I'd be willing to chat with you, but you are not a member of GLP, so I cannot PM you.

You want a dating section of GLP (or should I say, you suggest that would be a good idea) and Trinity answered you!

Without a PM I can't talk to you, not on this public platform. Get a membership, and we can chat. That's what Trinity meant by the cost is $12.

I've met a lot of people on here already.

But let's face it, we don't want to hang out all our private info to the whole world on GLP. Hence the PM. Get a membership.

Then you say your T&A look good in dim lighting? You said that, not me. Be nice to yourself! You deserve someone who wants you for exactly who you are. Sex in front of a mirror, with the lights on...okay, with blue lights on, but still, mirrors on the ceiling, pink champaign on ice...We are all just visitors here.......
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I believe hookers are cheaper than "soul mates" in the end but I applaud the effort.
 Quoting: Bright Side


a true soul mate is worth it

commitment isn't for the shallow / superficial snowflakes that run away at the first distress / issue

I would not and could not "visit" a ho for "services"

that's not a service, it's abusing and degrading the most sacred intimate act a man and woman can share
 Quoting: Red John


clappa
 Quoting: Bodhi Sita


I know when you're young things can be very horny and all that but never been a hookup type of person and found people who want sex right away or who are shallow about it are never good in bed anyway. I've learned enough, I know who I am, and my T&A still look extremely hot in dim lighting. I am working on myself and being stable, so yeah, I deserve someone who is really good for me in and out of the bedroom.

"Soul mate" is a relative term. I think though when you meet someone who resonates you feel it. Call it what you want. They make the heart spark
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


soul mate, twin flame, etc. all mean the same thing

when two people are as close to a perfect match as possible with human beings
then any deficiencies in the bedroom activities will be easily overcome with the willingness to learn and the same " spark "
that drew you together in the non bedroom activities in the first place

comparisonitis is destructive to that process, because it focuses on the physical aspect only
more partners = more comparisonitis
pixie

General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be Only One

stop stalking me with your driveby red you fucking asshole





GLP