Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?

Black Dick 10” plus

Go online and quickly get her a gift certificate to a groupon,
or hotels.com or her favorite restaurant. You can do this online fast.

You ordered it wink* wink*

And its coming in later than you thought.

Now go buy something.

What did she get you?

Oh please. I had a very pretty black female friend who said she was dating a very handsome, successful black man, but his penis...erected...was about one inch. I'm serious. Stop with the 10 inch myth.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 02/15/2020 01:56 AM

Giver her oral sex and then give her flowers in the morning after she will be all right with you.

Go pick up a fifth of smokey whiskey, and $10 box of chocolates.

He dont do oral and has ED.

What a catch eh ladies...

How gross. You have zero class.

Give her a hand grenade.

You will both be happier.

Nope...you're fucked, no making up for tardation.

A t-shirt & a dildo
(If she does not like the t-shirt, she can go fuck herself!)

Why do I now think this OP is a TROLL? It just occurred to me.

Should have got a card and a little treat for her ....duh
I consider it relationship insurance

"...hundreds of dollars..."

A Rose, good chocolate and appreciative words - $20.

Should have got a card and a little treat for her ....duh
I consider it relationship insurance

Should have bought her stocks in hallmark

Edit or whatever megacorp happens to currently own it. Gonna go with Disney on that one

Bring her your latest vd test results?

I spent nearly 200 bucks on the wifey today AND....

It's my fucking Birthday!


The fuck is wrong with you FOOL?

Bath Bombs. - $70

Roses with Vase and Balloons - $60

Chocolate's (Hand picked dark collection). -$26

Champagne - $40


It adds up...

That's like 200 bucks and,

(I didn't really get her anything)

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 02/15/2020 02:36 AM

Double post

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 02/15/2020 02:34 AM

What about a new iron and ironing board?

Get her an apron and some new pans and tell her to make you some dinner.

Give her a pig's heart

Give her exactly what she gave you

Divorce

Do you know what she wanted?
Gift giving is malinvesting, often the gift is unappreciated and the person would have been better off spending the money on what they actually wanted. I would guess that half of all money spent on Christmas gifts is money spent in vain.

I don't drink and I have ED also. My problem is weight related and anything over 190 My pecker no longer works. I'm not fat either at 210 but My god You know how hard it is to stay under 190 at 46? I can literally gain 5 pounds from eating a large pizza by myself and I can't understand it because counting the calories it does not equal 5 pounds for sure.