My wife is having a birthday party for her cat

Women Vote.

That's weird, man.

lol,is her name red?

This should be in a comedy movie.

Women that collect pets are filling the void of wanting kids.

Pets are surrogates for children.

Her cat is a real pussy,

Her name is Linnea



I know. I am drowning my day with akvavit. feels good.

If it's her cat, and she's your wife... then it's your cat too.

So, you will attend the cat party.

And you will like it.

Cats are people too

Is she at least good in bed? If not, maybe time to find a saner option...

He should attend.

Bring lots of body oil and tell them cat parties are boring and suggest to the 4 ladies its time for an orgy.

This guy has the same problem OP


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If she starts scratching the table with a knife... Run

Take it down a notch there, Satan.

Not my pet. I am hiding with laptop and a bottle of akvavit

Get some real catnip, get the cat all F'd up.
Then pull out a big fat joint, ask the ladies if they would like to join the cat.

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....your kitteh's spirit is talking through me now--


This night will always live with you. Try as you might with your spirits, you will not be able to unknow this....

Awww, isn't that crazy.

:lmmichaelewww:

—-sorry to have to break this to you man, but your wife is a fucking maniac.

After she murders you in some particularly gruesome way, she’ll tell the judge that the cat made her do it.

Run!!!

:laughingdean:

Whatever makes her day brighter

nice!

cats are a guarantee clickbait thread,ops the devil!

Agreed! Awesome!

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Hey OP - look at it this way...

You won't be on the hook for child support and/or college tuition (or bail money, lol.)

Just relax.

Oh look. Triggered by a human showing love and compassion to a loyal companion.

Im a late middle age man who excelled in sports as a linebacker and wrester, can ride and fix motorcycles, raced and worked on performance sport cars, was a fitness trainer, marksmanship trophies, have done construction work, never lost a fight, blah blah all the other stuff that supposedly makes you a "tough guy"

and I love my cats (and dogs) more than I care for most humans.

I give them funny nicknames and talk to them like they are a family member. They love me intensely and without qualification and make my heart melt when they constantly want to snuggle - whether Im in bed or working at my desk.

Mock and snicker and tease all you want. IDGAF

If you can't understand how pets enrich our lives, it is YOUR problem.

As far as snarky comments that they are a substitute for kids... so fucking what? Some people can't have kids or don't have a significant other to make them with. Why the fuck do you care what they do to "fill the gap"?

It doesn't make you any cooler, better, smarter, etc to make fun of someone else who is managing their own life in the ways that make them happy. It makes you look like a dickhead who is jealous and desperate for validation from another dickhead. Cool, that's all you'll get.

If you have kids, you shouldn't mind. If she has a birthday party for a cat but hasn't given you at least one child, that's messed up.

Nothing wrong with having a birthday party for a cat.

It's a female thing.

You wouldn't understand, OP.

I, uh, I think I love you!!



Well, in a fellow animal mom/lover kind of way. I even signed in to say that!