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Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

 
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a cow dressed like a dominatrix leaning suggestively against a chifferobe.
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Was ice skating and playing hockey . A guy suddenly swung his stick around full tilt and skater came by crack in the nose. Blood everywhere. It was an accident 100% wrong place right timing.
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Someone in my town had Spanish roofing tiles on their house.


Sideways.
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I had been driving for miles. I saw a little girl on an interstate road in the middle of nowhere.

Clear as day walking oncoming traffic alone. I didn’t pass any parked cars.
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A girl with 2 buttholes.

Very weird.
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...with Tree Tiddy's to boot?
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How about siamese twin babies, conjoined at the face? Pretty crazy stuff. It was a full term baby, but didnt survive.
We were also introduced to a cyclops baby. Its eye was smack in the center of its face, and its nose was directly above it on the forehead. Pretty wild shit. Oh, i was in a mortuary science program and, uh, it was a wild show and tell day in the morgue.
I really could care less...
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Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.
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I live in WA and I totally believe you.

When I hike/backpack I always have a fear of seeing one because I don’t want to.

I saw some amazingly detailed squatch footprints on a very dusty trail outside Winthrop one summer. No fuckin way you could hoax what I saw.
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I was sitting on a hill overlooking Muskogee, Oklahoma years ago. Stone cold sober. Just listening to Journey---Lights. Nothing bothering me. No illnesses. Healthy as a horse.

I had sat out their on that hill a hundred times. Just south of town on US 69. Watched sunrises and sunsets with girls, friends, brothers, and even a curious county sheriff. This was a place where I felt safe.

The radio went screwy. I sat up. And a shadowy figures was standing just outside the glow of my running lights. I didn't have the headlights on. I jumped off the hood. My heart racing in my chest. I said, "Hello". Suddenly the figure ran at me. I put my hands ready to fight and just ran right through me.

That night, I had a crazy dream about the collapse of the USA, war, and other things that are slowly coming to pass. For years, I have had strange dreams including dreams that all hell breaks loose after the death of Clint Eastwood. He, of course, isn't he cause, just the temporal marker.

I don't what the hell that thing was, but it sparked an interest in friend of mine who is now a noteworthy author and paranormal investigator.

I have never seen the shadow figure since. But, a few weeks back. I saw a being of light in what felt like a waking dream as I lay in bed. I would call it an angel because it had something akin to wings. Crazy stuff.

That said, I did box and I have taken my fair share of blows to my melon.
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I used to live in Muskogee.
Twice on the way there on that turnpike with the radio towers I saw two huge glowing blobs, one red and one green, drop straight down out of the sky and stop falling immediately at about two hundred feet off the ground, and go horizontal above the ground at the same speed until they disappeared. Maybe that was 1986 or 87..
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my mom called today and told me she had a patient that shit threw the vagina all her life

wtf
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It’s rare but real. Studied it in school.
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Weirdest thing I ever saw was Al Gore kiss Tipper @ his VP nomination.

Forced, awkward, soooo hard to watch.
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I was sitting on a hill overlooking Muskogee, Oklahoma years ago. Stone cold sober. Just listening to Journey---Lights. Nothing bothering me. No illnesses. Healthy as a horse.

I had sat out their on that hill a hundred times. Just south of town on US 69. Watched sunrises and sunsets with girls, friends, brothers, and even a curious county sheriff. This was a place where I felt safe.

The radio went screwy. I sat up. And a shadowy figures was standing just outside the glow of my running lights. I didn't have the headlights on. I jumped off the hood. My heart racing in my chest. I said, "Hello". Suddenly the figure ran at me. I put my hands ready to fight and just ran right through me.

That night, I had a crazy dream about the collapse of the USA, war, and other things that are slowly coming to pass. For years, I have had strange dreams including dreams that all hell breaks loose after the death of Clint Eastwood. He, of course, isn't he cause, just the temporal marker.

I don't what the hell that thing was, but it sparked an interest in friend of mine who is now a noteworthy author and paranormal investigator.

I have never seen the shadow figure since. But, a few weeks back. I saw a being of light in what felt like a waking dream as I lay in bed. I would call it an angel because it had something akin to wings. Crazy stuff.

That said, I did box and I have taken my fair share of blows to my melon.
 Quoting: ChucklesWinchester

I used to live in Muskogee.
Twice on the way there on that turnpike with the radio towers I saw two huge glowing blobs, one red and one green, drop straight down out of the sky and stop falling immediately at about two hundred feet off the ground, and go horizontal above the ground at the same speed until they disappeared. Maybe that was 1986 or 87..
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But, by far, that was not even close to the strangest things I have ever seen.
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Aliens.
Lizards.
Other dimensions.
A tr3b.
Lots of cia art.
Shape shifting demons.
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Grinnell, Iowa, 1980. Was walking home from kindergarten and I saw a small black poodle literally insert it’s entire head inside the rectum of another larger dog. The big dog wined a bunch in pain and shook the poodle out. I still marvel at that memory. Wtf
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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I was playing kick the can with my brother and a bunch of our friends alongside the susquehanna River late at night in Halifax Pennsylvania, it was probably 1993-95 maybe. I was being chased by the team that found me along the river Bank . There was probably 6 or 7 of us running along the bank when a huge triangular jet or something silently flew down over top of the river . It was really low and looked like it may have spanned the whole way across the river . It was some crazy ass shit . Either it was really low or it was so big that it appeared to be as large as that portion of the river, we all dropped to the ground and layed down in panic(not sure why, just instinct I guess lol) . We all took off running home then to tell are parents what we just saw ,none of them believed us of course . Everytime we are together it gets brought up in conversation, because back then we didn't know anything about UFOs . Almost positive that's what it was.
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Everyone wearing masks everywhere they go. I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone. And even weirder... a few people walking around with a face shield, goggles, a mask & gloves.
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Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.
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Nice
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I've experienced a lot of strange things but probably the weirdest happened in a hospital a few years back. I was in an old wing of a hospital going to an area for some kind of check up. I had to go to the bathroom and there was one in the lobby but it was occupied. It was an old fashioned kind with the sign that says Vacant/Occupied when you go in or come out. Part of the lock.

There's no one else around and I'm waiting and starting to get....anxious. Then I hear the sounds of finishing up in the bathroom. Flushing, water running, paper tearing - all that stuff. So I wait....then the vacant sign flips on. But nobody comes out. I wait. NOBODY COMES OUT. So I figure, maybe the person had a problem. So I knock on the door and go in. THERE'S NOBODY IN THERE. And it's a one seater. No other access in or out. No window. NOTHING. Just the drain in the floor.

I can think of a lot of things to do in the afterlife....but I hope I'm never reduced to haunting a toilet.
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I was playing kick the can with my brother and a bunch of our friends alongside the susquehanna River late at night in Halifax Pennsylvania, it was probably 1993-95 maybe. I was being chased by the team that found me along the river Bank . There was probably 6 or 7 of us running along the bank when a huge triangular jet or something silently flew down over top of the river . It was really low and looked like it may have spanned the whole way across the river . It was some crazy ass shit . Either it was really low or it was so big that it appeared to be as large as that portion of the river, we all dropped to the ground and layed down in panic(not sure why, just instinct I guess lol) . We all took off running home then to tell are parents what we just saw ,none of them believed us of course . Everytime we are together it gets brought up in conversation, because back then we didn't know anything about UFOs . Almost positive that's what it was.
 Quoting: Righteous1AtHeart


You saw a TR 3b or something similar without the glowing plasma around it.
I have seen it too...but operating in multiple modes.
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The whole world shutting down over the common cold is really weird. Watching NPCs turn into mask zombies is pretty weird. Watching Karen’s short out is pretty weird. Watching the NWO take shape is real time in weird. Seeing cardboard representation of people at sporting events is weird. Fake crowd noise is weird. Shall I go on?
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I've experienced a lot of strange things but probably the weirdest happened in a hospital a few years back. I was in an old wing of a hospital going to an area for some kind of check up. I had to go to the bathroom and there was one in the lobby but it was occupied. It was an old fashioned kind with the sign that says Vacant/Occupied when you go in or come out. Part of the lock.

There's no one else around and I'm waiting and starting to get....anxious. Then I hear the sounds of finishing up in the bathroom. Flushing, water running, paper tearing - all that stuff. So I wait....then the vacant sign flips on. But nobody comes out. I wait. NOBODY COMES OUT. So I figure, maybe the person had a problem. So I knock on the door and go in. THERE'S NOBODY IN THERE. And it's a one seater. No other access in or out. No window. NOTHING. Just the drain in the floor.

I can think of a lot of things to do in the afterlife....but I hope I'm never reduced to haunting a toilet.
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chuckle
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Had a dream aliens attacked the west coast of the USA. Knocked out the power everywhere, used an invisible laser beam to cut the golden gate bridge in half. Methodically started attacking all government locations. Zapped a nuclear submarine that was boarding an important senator.

Scary shit.
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I was playing kick the can with my brother and a bunch of our friends alongside the susquehanna River late at night in Halifax Pennsylvania, it was probably 1993-95 maybe. I was being chased by the team that found me along the river Bank . There was probably 6 or 7 of us running along the bank when a huge triangular jet or something silently flew down over top of the river . It was really low and looked like it may have spanned the whole way across the river . It was some crazy ass shit . Either it was really low or it was so big that it appeared to be as large as that portion of the river, we all dropped to the ground and layed down in panic(not sure why, just instinct I guess lol) . We all took off running home then to tell are parents what we just saw ,none of them believed us of course . Everytime we are together it gets brought up in conversation, because back then we didn't know anything about UFOs . Almost positive that's what it was.
 Quoting: Righteous1AtHeart


You saw a TR 3b or something similar without the glowing plasma around it.
I have seen it too...but operating in multiple modes.
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Are they that big? This thing was completely silent and that part of the river has to be atleast 100 yards wide. It was huge .
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When I was a teen during Christmas one year, I was standing outside my front house looking up at my Christmas lights, suddenly I turned my head to the left, and saw a small pink ball or orb floating by my roof. As soon as I saw it, it made a movement and took off fast. There was no sound, but I sensed its embarrassment when it saw that I had seen it.
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Fuck yeah I see weird shit. I'm in Florida. It's so wild here they even meme'd us. 'Florida man this, Florida man that...' I actually saw a woman today running with 4 fucking masks on and a mask on her poor fucking dog.

You can think whatever of me but I damn near jerked the steering wheel to run her ass over to free the dog. Anyone that stupid shouldn't be allowed to procreate OR own a dog.

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I was playing kick the can with my brother and a bunch of our friends alongside the susquehanna River late at night in Halifax Pennsylvania, it was probably 1993-95 maybe. I was being chased by the team that found me along the river Bank . There was probably 6 or 7 of us running along the bank when a huge triangular jet or something silently flew down over top of the river . It was really low and looked like it may have spanned the whole way across the river . It was some crazy ass shit . Either it was really low or it was so big that it appeared to be as large as that portion of the river, we all dropped to the ground and layed down in panic(not sure why, just instinct I guess lol) . We all took off running home then to tell are parents what we just saw ,none of them believed us of course . Everytime we are together it gets brought up in conversation, because back then we didn't know anything about UFOs . Almost positive that's what it was.
 Quoting: Righteous1AtHeart


You saw a TR 3b or something similar without the glowing plasma around it.
I have seen it too...but operating in multiple modes.
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Are they that big? This thing was completely silent and that part of the river has to be atleast 100 yards wide. It was huge .
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I am not certain of the actual size but I estimated the size of what I saw to be about the size of a C5a..but it was hard to take total notice of scale while wild bug eyed and shitting mah pants...
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Out in northern Utah, fishing late one night with the folks. We were on the north side of the lake facing south, it's pitch black out - no moon, nothing. (I think we MAY have been out there illegally, but I'm not sure...)

My dad calls me over and says, "Watch the skies to the south - about two fingers above the horizon." I watch for a few minutes, not sure what I'm looking for. Suddenly he says, "There - see it?" and points off the left. I see a light sitting there, kind of blends in with the stars (a little brighter, but not ridiculously so) at first, so I'm not getting what he's looking at. All of a sudden it just blinks out.

Doesn't twinkle/fade. Just goes out.

About 2 seconds later, he points off to the right and says, "Over there now" so I shift and I'm looking at bunch of stars when one of them blinks off.

After a few times of this, I get my eyes used to looking at large patches of the sky rather than trying to focus on one point in the sky - at this point we're both tracking this light that comes on, sits perfectly still in one spot for about 10 seconds, then blinks off only to reappear somewhere else about 5 seconds later.

We watched this go on for about a half hour before it finally just blinked off and was gone.

Over the years, we'd talk about it from time to time but we never did come up with anything that made sense.
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Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80068764


I live in WA and I totally believe you.

When I hike/backpack I always have a fear of seeing one because I don’t want to.

I saw some amazingly detailed squatch footprints on a very dusty trail outside Winthrop one summer. No fuckin way you could hoax what I saw.
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