Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

Someone in my town had Spanish roofing tiles on their house.


Sideways.

A girl with 2 buttholes.

Very weird.

Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.

I was sitting on a hill overlooking Muskogee, Oklahoma years ago. Stone cold sober. Just listening to Journey---Lights. Nothing bothering me. No illnesses. Healthy as a horse.

I had sat out their on that hill a hundred times. Just south of town on US 69. Watched sunrises and sunsets with girls, friends, brothers, and even a curious county sheriff. This was a place where I felt safe.

The radio went screwy. I sat up. And a shadowy figures was standing just outside the glow of my running lights. I didn't have the headlights on. I jumped off the hood. My heart racing in my chest. I said, "Hello". Suddenly the figure ran at me. I put my hands ready to fight and just ran right through me.

That night, I had a crazy dream about the collapse of the USA, war, and other things that are slowly coming to pass. For years, I have had strange dreams including dreams that all hell breaks loose after the death of Clint Eastwood. He, of course, isn't he cause, just the temporal marker.

I don't what the hell that thing was, but it sparked an interest in friend of mine who is now a noteworthy author and paranormal investigator.

I have never seen the shadow figure since. But, a few weeks back. I saw a being of light in what felt like a waking dream as I lay in bed. I would call it an angel because it had something akin to wings. Crazy stuff.

That said, I did box and I have taken my fair share of blows to my melon.

my mom called today and told me she had a patient that shit threw the vagina all her life

wtf

I used to live in Muskogee.
Twice on the way there on that turnpike with the radio towers I saw two huge glowing blobs, one red and one green, drop straight down out of the sky and stop falling immediately at about two hundred feet off the ground, and go horizontal above the ground at the same speed until they disappeared. Maybe that was 1986 or 87..

I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.

Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.

I was playing kick the can with my brother and a bunch of our friends alongside the susquehanna River late at night in Halifax Pennsylvania, it was probably 1993-95 maybe. I was being chased by the team that found me along the river Bank . There was probably 6 or 7 of us running along the bank when a huge triangular jet or something silently flew down over top of the river . It was really low and looked like it may have spanned the whole way across the river . It was some crazy ass shit . Either it was really low or it was so big that it appeared to be as large as that portion of the river, we all dropped to the ground and layed down in panic(not sure why, just instinct I guess lol) . We all took off running home then to tell are parents what we just saw ,none of them believed us of course . Everytime we are together it gets brought up in conversation, because back then we didn't know anything about UFOs . Almost positive that's what it was.

I've experienced a lot of strange things but probably the weirdest happened in a hospital a few years back. I was in an old wing of a hospital going to an area for some kind of check up. I had to go to the bathroom and there was one in the lobby but it was occupied. It was an old fashioned kind with the sign that says Vacant/Occupied when you go in or come out. Part of the lock.

There's no one else around and I'm waiting and starting to get....anxious. Then I hear the sounds of finishing up in the bathroom. Flushing, water running, paper tearing - all that stuff. So I wait....then the vacant sign flips on. But nobody comes out. I wait. NOBODY COMES OUT. So I figure, maybe the person had a problem. So I knock on the door and go in. THERE'S NOBODY IN THERE. And it's a one seater. No other access in or out. No window. NOTHING. Just the drain in the floor.

I can think of a lot of things to do in the afterlife....but I hope I'm never reduced to haunting a toilet.

You saw a TR 3b or something similar without the glowing plasma around it.
I have seen it too...but operating in multiple modes.

Are they that big? This thing was completely silent and that part of the river has to be atleast 100 yards wide. It was huge .

I live in WA and I totally believe you.

When I hike/backpack I always have a fear of seeing one because I don’t want to.

I saw some amazingly detailed squatch footprints on a very dusty trail outside Winthrop one summer. No fuckin way you could hoax what I saw.

I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.