The Witch's Corner

I simply didn't know what else to post lol

Are you saying a cat has your tongue? :D

Good morning all :P

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Morning G

Good morning, I think lol

LOL

I don't know if it's a good morning. I havent had my coffee yet and I'm still half asleep lol

Make up ya bloody mind eh?

=P

What's for breakfast? Then I'll decide :D

That actually sounds pretty damn good lol

Yeah kinda fucked myself up there...
Bloody hungry now

Bonjour les campeurs. :)

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Good morning to you lol

XD

It was far too warm yesterday, was doing additional constructy things as well. Summer makes me sad at times, I care not for the heat. But then! It rained overnight and I awoke to much coolness and relax. Mostly I blame the ozone hole caused by (clearly) ancient aliens and the using of super weapons in central Australia.

How're you this less shitty day?

I'm good. Weather was mild and not as cool so I spent the day outside doing farmer girl stuff.

Played in my green house and spent the day with the chickens.

Saw a snake and now I'm making tea.

A day in the life lol

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It's preferable when the porridge is nearer to median temp.
Spent a day with chickens? What did their scratchings and general cluckery reveal to you?

Is it poisonous dried snake tea? Apparently that's a thing.
Apparently.

They chose not to reveal their dark secrets to me but I'm fairly sure it had something to do with opening a portal to Hell. They did offer up their fresh eggs as a sacrifice to their Goddess, which is me :D

It was just a harmless garden snake being nosy. If you have chickens you are going to have snakes.

And it is fireside vanilla spice tea. I didn't think I was going to like it but it's growing on me lol

"O' Tall One! O' Wingless She of the Arms and Hands, bringer of feed and opposer of foxfoe! Hear our plea's and accept this offering of unborn children!" - some chicken, somewhere.

Tea sounds hearthy :)

LOL

They fearlove me :D

Jokes on you, I have a man sized Faraday cage!
Or... wait.. is that...

LOL

Just watch out for the pointy bits

I like how the things are always referred to as a torture device. I mean... basically just a fucking horrific execution.
Depending on how slowly the lid was closed :/

"The longest spikes would pierce him first as the lid descended. The spikes were set so to enter his wrists and ankles. He would hang there crucified, as the lid continued its inexorable descent. Shorter spikes would next enter his thighs, shoulders and arms. Then, as he struggled, impaled in agony, the lid would press closer until the smallest spikes came close enough to penetrate his eyes, his throat, and - mercifully - his heart and brain."

It's probably fine though.

I'd rather endure the iron maiden than the brazen bull lol

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Yeah slow roast isn't the ideal way to go.