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BREAKING: Missing United Airlines Exec found hanging from tree 1 Year Later

 
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Cefolia, 50, was found hanging by a belt from an uprooted tree in a densely forested area of the Waterfall Glen Forest Preserve in Darien, Illinois near Chicago.

Shockingly, he went missing over a year ago and his car was found in the area yet nobody found the hanging body until now.

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Near a youth group campground?

waitwhat
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Meth is a hella-'drug'
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Right. Like I believe that he killed himself and couldn't be found for over a year....NOT.

Too bad he was not a young. White, attractive female instead of an exec that probably had something on the company and was conveniently killed, then later, much, later strung up to look like a suicide...after a year's time or so in that any toxins in his body could not be detected.

I guess they chose not to use cadaver dogs in their search.
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Bizarre story. I wonder how a search team could have missed him??
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Right. Like I believe that he killed himself and couldn't be found for over a year....NOT.

Too bad he was not a young. White, attractive female instead of an exec that probably had something on the company and was conveniently killed, then later, much, later strung up to look like a suicide...after a year's time or so in that any toxins in his body could not be detected.

I guess they chose not to use cadaver dogs in their search.
 Quoting: evangeline claire


This actually makes sense. But why would his car be there on the original search? Maybe he was abducted in the parking lot? Lured there to meet someone he probably knew and trusted?
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
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Way.
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Judas style, or Arkancide?
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Bizarre story. I wonder how a search team could have missed him??
 Quoting: Hairy man


It sounds very suspicious.
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NO YOU FOUND HIM HANGING BACK IN EGYPT

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Can’t see the forest from the treees damned
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
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Seems pretty unlikely.

“Cefolia was reported missing on Aug. 8, 2020. His vehicle was found parked outside the nature preserve, but his body was never found despite a major multi-agency search of the 2,500-acre (4-square-mile) forest.

Police said the area had been searched multiple times.”

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He was Senior VP of worldwide sales for Chicago-based United Airlines.
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how was he suspended

because in short order you would rot and yoour neck would give if hanging by the neck
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
Fucking
Way.
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Seems pretty unlikely.

“Cefolia was reported missing on Aug. 8, 2020. His vehicle was found parked outside the nature preserve, but his body was never found despite a major multi-agency search of the 2,500-acre (4-square-mile) forest.

Police said the area had been searched multiple times.”

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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


until the police put the body there this time

all makes sense now
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I have been on dozens of SARs in mountains, woods, deserts, and farmland in Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas, and Washington State.

No way in hell 230 agencies searched for this guy and didn't find him. And no way his body hung from a tree that long. I'd put the chances at a million to one.
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Cefolia, 50, was found hanging by a belt from an uprooted tree in a densely forested area of the Waterfall Glen Forest Preserve in Darien, Illinois near Chicago.

Shockingly, he went missing over a year ago and his car was found in the area yet nobody found the hanging body until now.
 Quoting: Secretizer


Darien’s parking lot sized forest is stuff of legend. You could be lost for literal minutes.
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"the grounds were searched" ... they were looking down, not up, and when his weight uprooted the tree he was hanging from, he was discovered

people don't look up anymore
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Re: BREAKING: Missing United Airlines Exec found hanging from tree 1 Year Later
He took the phrase "hang in there" seriously.
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Darien is 20 mins outside of Chicago. Everything is a subdivision. It’s not exactly the Louis and Clark experience.
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Good belt
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"the grounds were searched" ... they were looking down, not up, and when his weight uprooted the tree he was hanging from, he was discovered

people don't look up anymore
 Quoting: Shadow Dance


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This article has more information

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Was a father of 2 small kids and loved to jog in the area.

Had 120 in cash in the trunk. Which is weird. It was not in his wallet, which was found on him.
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Re: BREAKING: Missing United Airlines Exec found hanging from tree 1 Year Later
The body would have been on the ground by then with just the rope hanging from the tree. If the body was still on the rope I highly doubt it was there for an entire year.
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
Fucking
Way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47261445


not in a dense forest, no way
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The body would have been on the ground by then with just the rope hanging from the tree. If the body was still on the rope I highly doubt it was there for an entire year.
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It was a belt not a rope.
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
Fucking
Way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47261445


Yea...unless he was made from McDonalds meat which lasts forever untouched in the wild, he would be a bunch of picked over bones on the ground.
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Can’t see the forest from the treees damned
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CAN'T SMELL YOUR OWN SHIT ON YOUR KNEES
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No fucking way he hung there for a year.

No
Fucking
Way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47261445


not in a dense forest, no way
 Quoting: continuity


dogs are trained to find purifying flesh

IN A DENSE FUCKING FOREST

they really give no fucks about the trees too

fuckin dogs
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Re: BREAKING: Missing United Airlines Exec found hanging from tree 1 Year Later
Darien is 20 mins outside of Chicago. Everything is a subdivision. It’s not exactly the Louis and Clark experience.
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Somebody should have smelled it.

Unless the body was placed there after sometime.





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