I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?

You are an adult.
Do NOT leave this as long as I did....

You should probably start acting like one too.
Stand your ground. just Be you.
But stand firm.

You're body. Your choice


[it's good advice]

Welp, an hour ago today in a conversation, my paranoid Dad told me he wants to see the vaccine card IF I take it, and he said he would call the pharmacy after examining the card to ask them IF I was there. So I stood my ground and said I'm not taking it, and then we got into another heated argument.

But surprisingly, he later had a change of heart after the argument and came to his senses, and told me not to worry and that I have the right to not take it. And he said "We'll pray for us" and that he wants to keep the peace in the household.

Still though, I don't wanna be burden on my parents and I feel more eager now than ever before to get out and make something of my life after seeing how crazy my Dad can be under too much pressure.

So I'm 25 years old, I'm from Chicago and I unfortunately still live with my parents. My parents are typical, brainwashed leftists in their 50's who believe everything the mainstream media tells them except obvious hate-hoaxes. You can't convince them of anything when it comes to politics and viruses and especially my father. He refuses to read or listen to anything that goes against the mainstream narrative. To a leftist, it's like sunlight to a vampire.



But anyway, my parents say they're at high-risk of dying from the latest virus IF I catch it, and they tell me to go get a vaccine by Jan. 10th, but I don't wanna get a vaccine... I'm scared sh**less of the vaccines because of what I've heard about them. So today, I lied to my Dad that I would go and get one at my local Jewel Osco on the 10th just to make my parents feel at ease. So here's my secret plan... I'm gonna go for a walk some place else and come home with a band-aid on my upper right arm, tell 'em I did it and go on with the rest of my day. But I'm worried that my Dad might ask about a vaccine card when I return... More than likely he won't, but if he does, I'll say it's in my bookbag and keep moving to my room... I'm thinking maybe I'll print & cut out a picture of one off the internet and write on it just in case I have to flash it to my Dad...



Also, for further information about myself, I've been laid off from work at Jewel Osco (my local grocery store) for too many tardies during the training-period back in August of last year, but they say I can re-apply in 6 months, which is this February. So anyway, I feel guilty about what I'm about to do, and once I'm back to work, I plan to save up money and move to a cheap local trailer park ASAP (possibly by the end of the year) so I won't ever have to feel guilty in case my parents hypothetically ever catch COVID from me and die. I don't wanna be a burden on my parents. My Dad's not willing to make a compromise, so I have no choice but to fake getting the vaccine for everyone's peace of mind.



My parents took a COVID shot back in May, and they basically say they could still potentially die from the latest virus by living with someone who's unvaccinated, even if they go and get more than one vaccine, which makes absolutely no sense and makes the shots pretty much useless, but they refuse to listen... People still get sick or die even after being vaccinated. I've never gotten the actual Covid virus, but occasionally just normal colds within the last 2 years, and so have my parents. Also, my Mom has one bad lung according to my Dad.



I'm stuck between a rock and hard place where I have to choose between either injecting something in me I don't want and then live in fear for the rest of my life about the chemicals & side effects, OR, (best option) cleverly fake getting the vaccine just to make my parents feel at ease and then save up money for a cheap trailer home as a starter-home so I won't be a burden on my parents... Help? Advice? I've never felt so stressed and uncertain in my entire life. This COVID-scare BS is the worst thing to ever happen. I hate how the msm wants to keep people divided & scared out of their wits to try to control the population. It's as if new & 'scarier' viruses are being created each year these days.

YOU ARE A COWARD.

Grow a spine and a pair and tell your parents the truth about the hoax, the poisons, and the coup.

You know, scary as it is, tell them that it's too dangerous to get the shot, and even if they won't research, you have. Be ready to back it up, with research from actual scientific studies, in case they ask.

Then point out that omicron is taking over and is only a cold. A real one. It also will leave people actually immune/ protected from other covid viruses. For real.

Your odds of dying from a shot aren't that high, but are real.

If they still insist, and you can't move away, then get the J & J shot. If you don't die of a blood clot or contract Bells palsy or Gillian Barret Syndrome in the first two weeks, you're probably going to be fine.

The mRNA shots are killing men in your age range however, so dont' risk it.

Kill yourself. Leave a note blaming them. Tell them they are shitbag parents and ud rather be dead than be their kid.

Your parents won't listen, they've been brain washed.

A lie is a lie; it's wrong. The truth is diffiult. Try to get them to work with you on a solution you can all live with. I'm sure they, too, don't want you out on the street, but it looks like that's where you're heading, and maybe they can sympathize, and help you to find a solution.

Welp, an hour ago today in a conversation, my paranoid Dad told me he wants to see the vaccine card IF I take it, and he said he would call the pharmacy after examining the card to ask them IF I was there. So I stood my ground and said I'm not taking it, and then we got into another heated argument.

But surprisingly, he later had a change of heart after the argument and came to his senses, and told me not to worry and that I have the right to not take it. And he said "We'll pray for us" and that he wants to keep the peace in the household.

Still though, I don't wanna be burden on my parents and I feel more eager now than ever before to get out and make something of my life after seeing how crazy my Dad can be under too much pressure.

TL;DR


Grow a pair, you should've been moved out of your mom's basement 7 years ago.

Firstly, we don't live in a trailer ourselves, we live in an apartment. Secondly, I can't just explain to him I'm not taking it. I've argued with him about this for half an hour and he doesn't wanna hear any excuses. He's trying to guilt-trip me into taking it, but I don't trust the vaxx after what I've heard about it. I have no choice but to pretend I took it.

so how do you feel now that you tried discussing it and telling the truth instead of faking it and committing fraud?

you gotta pay more attention! they live in a trailer park and them trailers don't even have basements!

Just hold ya chest occasionally and say it's your mild myocarditis....

Tell em you took it.

If they don't believe you, fake a heart attack.

lol

Welp, an hour ago today in a conversation, my paranoid Dad told me he wants to see the vaccine card IF I take it, and he said he would call the pharmacy after examining the card to ask them IF I was there. So I stood my ground and said I'm not taking it, and then we got into another heated argument.

But surprisingly, he later had a change of heart after the argument and came to his senses, and told me not to worry and that I have the right to not take it. And he said "We'll pray for us" and that he wants to keep the peace in the household.

Still though, I don't wanna be burden on my parents and I feel more eager now than ever before to get out and make something of my life after seeing how crazy my Dad can be under too much pressure.

Well, surprisingly, an hour ago after an argument, my Dad actually apologized and accepted that I'm not taking the vaccine and said not to worry. But even still, I don't wanna be a burden and I feel an urge to move out asap. My Dad hasn't been himself ever since this fearmongering about the new variant.

Wouldn't it be easier to tell them you gay?