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prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)

 
"Come up Hither"
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"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!
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09/27/2008 12:21 AM
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you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
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So is this any different than the 'RATURE'?

Just wondering.
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09/27/2008 12:24 AM
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so, ill ask again...does this mean any "born agains" left on tuesday am are fair game for abuse?
Bendah!

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09/27/2008 12:25 AM
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Re: prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)
So is this any different than the 'RATURE'?

Just wondering.
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Lmao, perfect humour =D
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your a fuck wit OP.

You have not balls obviously!

I will cut off both my legs if you are gone within 72 hours you fucking wanking fest asshole.

I will give you $1000 just to fuck off.

you can email me to claim your prize,

[email protected]
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Re: prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)
"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191

6007 years...I'm guessing...no no, prophesying that you don't read much else besides the babble er bible..?

Go ahead, witness to me.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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every day someone says, the rapture is here.

People have been prophecying this for year.

So just on average and going by these statistics you are a

1) FUCKWIT

2) STUPID

3) WAY OFF!

4) WRONG

oh and ...

5) A FUCKTARD!

go away!
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Re: prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)
So is this any different than the 'RATURE'?

Just wondering.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 504789


The rature happens first, when all the rats are beamed up. Got to have some food ready for the christians that will be arriving.
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Will be when the reptiles verily descend....
"Pray for solace..Pray for resolve..Pray for a savior..Pray for deliverance..Some kind of purpose..A glimpse of a LIGHT in this VOID OF EXISTENCE..Now witness the END of an age..Hope dies in hands of believers..Who seek the truth in the LIAR'S EYE"

"The greatest TRICK the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist..But convincing it that he is GOD"

"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: It is a gift of GOD. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: He knows how it drives the EVIL spirit OUT of US."
- Martin Luther


"What have I done?..Where have I come from?..When I burnt the backs with the SUN through a GLASS..Did I SEAL the loss that's become me?.. Feeling undone..What have I become? ..When I turned my back on you..I turned my back on MYSELF and became this MACHINE"

"What you IGNORE now..Will come OUT of YOU later"

"Stones to throw at my Creator..
MASOCHISTS to which I cater..You don't need to bother..I don't need to be..I'll keep slipping farther..
But once I hold on..I won't let go 'til it BLEEDS"
Bendah!

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Lmao @ religious bsflag
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So is this any different than the 'RATURE'?

Just wondering.


The rature happens first, when all the rats are beamed up. Got to have some food ready for the christians that will be arriving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 510993


LMAO

I bet the OP wishes it would come sooner.
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"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191


Amen! hf for you Come up Hither! hf

It just can't come soon enough for me!!!
Bendah!

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You are goofs
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"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191


Let us first pass through the acid test of faith through the seven year tribulation and we will have a talk.
Untill then stay strong and keep spreading the word which is the Great Commission the Lord has vested on you.
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Throw away holiness and wisdom,
and people will be a hundred times happier.
Throw away morality and justice,
and people will do the right thing.
Throw away industry and profit,
and there won't be any thieves.

If these three aren't enough,
just stay at the center of the circle
and let all things take their course.

Lao Tzu
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Re: prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)
"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191



Cool. So can I have your credit card after you leave? I have to make a few purchases. Thanks!
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bump
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bsflag
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Why bump a 3-4 year old thread?
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Why bump a 3-4 year old thread?
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Because the CRAPTURE is so IMMINENET.

It just never gets around to happenning.
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"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191


frst their is NO rapture, there might be evacuation and 2nd, every thing happens on timing based on all the shit that is happening. 120 years means the higher range of survival of the body, not anything else. and the length of years has changed, did you not notice spring is 3 weeks early this year, so your calendars don't work, and then on top of that Jesus was born in 7 BC
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Why bump a 3-4 year old thread?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4552183


oh brother, I didn't notice the date on it either.
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Re: prepare - RAPTURE in (72 hours - 96 hours)
"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191


The bible doesn't predict a pre trib rapture so sorry.
Paul clearly states it won't happen at least until the great falling away,and the man of sin is revealed.

begone with your failed predictions
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"Prepare for Rapture"

God gave mankind just 120 years as per Genesis "Old Testament". There have been 120 Jubilee years observed. Jubilee year every 50 years (6,000 years / 50 = 120 years) On October 4, 2008, it will be exactly 6,007 years since Adam was born.

"Jacob is in Trouble"!!!

 Quoting: "Come up Hither" 488191


The bible doesn't predict a pre trib rapture so sorry.
Paul clearly states it won't happen at least until the great falling away,and the man of sin is revealed.

begone with your failed predictions
 Quoting: gtw1983 15476192


I'm with the Aussie on this one.

Bollocks to this!





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