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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1533789 United Kingdom 09/07/2011 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My friend I am a true extraterrestrial. That's how I know you're not! Anyway, I'll let you have your fun. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516096 Really? You claim to know much for one who knows little. Tell me, how many moons has my planet got? Hint, don't include earth in our little guessing game. Yeah, ET truthout!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is up with the infatuation of your kind anal probing people? It seems gay. Quoting: JohnnyRebel 1491473 I don't understand how this became such a common theory. We have no obsession with anal probing. That sounds more common with quack human doctors, mad scientists, in my view. OP, do you enjoy anal alien sex? |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is up with the infatuation of your kind anal probing people? It seems gay. Quoting: JohnnyRebel 1491473 I don't understand how this became such a common theory. We have no obsession with anal probing. That sounds more common with quack human doctors, mad scientists, in my view. OP, do you enjoy anal alien sex? No. Honestly, what's the point? Leave the anal sex to the homosexuals. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is up with the infatuation of your kind anal probing people? It seems gay. Quoting: JohnnyRebel 1491473 I don't understand how this became such a common theory. We have no obsession with anal probing. That sounds more common with quack human doctors, mad scientists, in my view. OP, do you enjoy anal alien sex? No. Honestly, what's the point? Leave the anal sex to the homosexuals. Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you look like a reptile and have sex with people like this guy: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650 Thread: I was raped by large reptile like being. "A couple nights ago, I was throwing some raccoons into a furnace, like usual for cold nights here in Anchorage. Anyways, when I went to bed, I remember having a short dream about fighting king kong with a giant fly swatter. Since I live absolutely alone and I have no friends, I don't see the need to lock my door. Anyways, at about 3am I woke up, and I felt something slithering up my spine. At first I didn't even process there was something there, but then when I turned and looked I saw two red eyes, and green moist looking skin. This being had really sharp teeth. He tied my arms and threw me on the ground. He arched my back and proceeded to put something inside of my anus, it felt cold and moist. After about 3 hours, I felt an odd liquid entering my anus, and it came out of my mouth. I passed out, that's all I remember after this. (I wasn't startled at first because I thought my dogs vibrator was on my bed) please, if you've had a similar experience, please tell me how you coped with it...it is very traumatizing and my imaginary friends keep laughing at me...plz help" Is this you OP? You seem to have a very active imagination. Although imagination is a good thing, I would not advise such fantasies. |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Sidhe I don't understand how this became such a common theory. We have no obsession with anal probing. That sounds more common with quack human doctors, mad scientists, in my view. OP, do you enjoy anal alien sex? No. Honestly, what's the point? Leave the anal sex to the homosexuals. Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you look like a reptile and have sex with people like this guy: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650 Thread: I was raped by large reptile like being. "A couple nights ago, I was throwing some raccoons into a furnace, like usual for cold nights here in Anchorage. Anyways, when I went to bed, I remember having a short dream about fighting king kong with a giant fly swatter. Since I live absolutely alone and I have no friends, I don't see the need to lock my door. Anyways, at about 3am I woke up, and I felt something slithering up my spine. At first I didn't even process there was something there, but then when I turned and looked I saw two red eyes, and green moist looking skin. This being had really sharp teeth. He tied my arms and threw me on the ground. He arched my back and proceeded to put something inside of my anus, it felt cold and moist. After about 3 hours, I felt an odd liquid entering my anus, and it came out of my mouth. I passed out, that's all I remember after this. (I wasn't startled at first because I thought my dogs vibrator was on my bed) please, if you've had a similar experience, please tell me how you coped with it...it is very traumatizing and my imaginary friends keep laughing at me...plz help" Is this you OP? You seem to have a very active imagination. Although imagination is a good thing, I would not advise such fantasies. You're a big meany. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. Are you from the planet uranus? |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My friend I am a true extraterrestrial. That's how I know you're not! Anyway, I'll let you have your fun. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516096 Really? You claim to know much for one who knows little. Tell me, how many moons has my planet got? Hint, don't include earth in our little guessing game. Yeah, ET truthout!!! I'm beginning to think I won't get an answer! ;-) |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you look like a reptile and have sex with people like this guy: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650 Thread: I was raped by large reptile like being. "A couple nights ago, I was throwing some raccoons into a furnace, like usual for cold nights here in Anchorage. Anyways, when I went to bed, I remember having a short dream about fighting king kong with a giant fly swatter. Since I live absolutely alone and I have no friends, I don't see the need to lock my door. Anyways, at about 3am I woke up, and I felt something slithering up my spine. At first I didn't even process there was something there, but then when I turned and looked I saw two red eyes, and green moist looking skin. This being had really sharp teeth. He tied my arms and threw me on the ground. He arched my back and proceeded to put something inside of my anus, it felt cold and moist. After about 3 hours, I felt an odd liquid entering my anus, and it came out of my mouth. I passed out, that's all I remember after this. (I wasn't startled at first because I thought my dogs vibrator was on my bed) please, if you've had a similar experience, please tell me how you coped with it...it is very traumatizing and my imaginary friends keep laughing at me...plz help" Is this you OP? You seem to have a very active imagination. Although imagination is a good thing, I would not advise such fantasies. You're a big meany. Meany? No, not really. |
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Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1529704 United States 09/07/2011 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. Are you from the planet uranus? No. I am not from your solar system. |
2Crazy4U User ID: 1528294 Venezuela 09/07/2011 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? Life its not measure by the number of breath you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650 Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. Are you from the planet uranus? No. I am not from your solar system. Are you from Pluto? |
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FubarMan User ID: 1539498 United States 09/07/2011 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. So with all your advanced technology you cannot get an upgraded account? Pathetic. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing. |
olaf ? guessing User ID: 1538680 Netherlands 09/07/2011 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well maybe if we got some honest info we could better fight for ourselves. All we need is the truth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516096 We can start with which group do you belong? Planet Earth supports the Angels & Planets in Service to the Infinite One Creator. The Law is One. We will not war with anyone but let God and Karma sort out the reptilians. well ehm can you remember the ufo in the town webster ? and green aliens in siberië ? |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? My "job" is more about studying humans. There are plenty of others to study the geography of earth, which we have been studying for ages. I thought this site was a good place to get information. Speaking of which, I have a question. Why do humans have an obsession with cheap, unimaginative music, like pop and rap? And why do humans worship celebrities? I don't understand this. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1518650 United States 09/07/2011 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? My "job" is more about studying humans. There are plenty of others to study the geography of earth, which we have been studying for ages. I thought this site was a good place to get information. Speaking of which, I have a question. Why do humans have an obsession with cheap, unimaginative music, like pop and rap? And why do humans worship celebrities? I don't understand this. Because they're on TV. |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing. Amusing theory! Though, I must say, your mind is in the gutter! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1533789 United Kingdom 09/07/2011 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well maybe if we got some honest info we could better fight for ourselves. All we need is the truth. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516096 We can start with which group do you belong? Planet Earth supports the Angels & Planets in Service to the Infinite One Creator. The Law is One. We will not war with anyone but let God and Karma sort out the reptilians. well ehm can you remember the ufo in the town webster ? and green aliens in siberië ? Now the mighty Olaf!! the thread that keeps on giving!!! |
2Crazy4U User ID: 1528294 Venezuela 09/07/2011 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing. You crack me up with your answer I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP. Life its not measure by the number of breath you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet? We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. So with all your advanced technology you cannot get an upgraded account? Pathetic. We do not use money. Do you humans not have a saying that "money is the root of all evil"? Besides, why do I need an upgraded account? This is mearly research. I am getting all I need from our little conversations. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1491473 United States 09/07/2011 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP. If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water..... Are you lame at work or what? Actually, GLP would probably be the best place to learn about humans. |
Sidhe (OP) User ID: 1539393 United States 09/07/2011 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Sidhe We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no. The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational. Are you from the planet uranus? No. I am not from your solar system. Are you from Pluto? Are you not familiar with the planets in your own solar system? How sad. |