Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

I found the same thing when I was about 16. It was an old sack with what must had been over a 100 smut magazines in it. there was also a bag with unopened bear bottles in it.

I suspect now that there are demons who this to lead people away from God and get them trapped into a life of pornography. I mean, think about it, who carries porn and bear into the woods and just leaves it there knowing that kids could find it? If someone is an addict and they repent and want to get rid of their sinful stash, wouldn't they make sure that it was burned or at least put out with the garbage... not taken into the woods for others to find.

This is more a crazy animal story than a woods story, but there were woods in the vicinity, so here goes:

15 yrs ago I was attending grad school in KC with a friend of mine who went to undergrad with me. We both had our own little studio apts downtown, but his was near the river bluffs and had a heavily wooded park across the street.

One late morning I was awoken by a frantic phone call: he had a bat in his apt. He was terrified of anything with wings, and although I am a girl he wanted me to come save him.

I hit the Arby's drive through for a roast beef & curly fries and hurried to his place. When I got inside he was waving a pillowcase duct taped to a broom handle like a butterfly net at the traumatized sparrow perched on his kitchen cabinet. I grabbed a towel and slowly picked up the bird, walked him to the park and let the poor little soul free.

We walked back across the street he said thanks & as I turned to get in my car I noticed something in the passenger seat where I had left my beloved curly fries. I unlocked the door to get a better look, thinking some little kitty had climbed in through the window I mistakenly left open. That's when I realized this was no kitty, this was the biggest squirrel I'd ever seen. In a flurry of teeth, claws and shrieks (mine mostly) my friend, who I just rescued, came running. He slammed my door shut & we tried to think of a plan.

In the meantime, there he was, and he was huge, sitting in my passenger seat eating every last curly fry without a care in the world. When he finished, he shimmied back out of the window and scampered across the street into the park! I now always give them respect and a wide berth!

You are a frigging disgrace to you're buddies..
Some dude (who comes across as a bit gay) is terrified that there's a bat in his cosy gaff opposite the lovely woods, so he fones you to save him, and you crawl out of bed LATE MORNING AND GO FOR A F*CKING DRIVE THROUGH!! You f*cking lazy useless cow. Pity the F*cking squirrel didn't eat you, bee-atch.

I saw a dude taking a shit in the woods. The interesting part was the length of the turd. It ran from his ass to the ground as one long shit rope.

Saw two guys in drag sucking each other off, relatively close to a bike path

true story.

Yeah i had the misfortune to see 2 fat basterds doing likewise since then police have set cctv in the woods sad fucking world

So,no more dogging for you then?

I once saw a naked fat guy licking his own nipple, while holding a Hostess catalog. He kept moaning and saying, "I love you, Twinkie The Kid". I left after the third time he said it. When I came back the next day, I found Twinkie wrappers everywhere.

and that from the land of sheep porn no seriously i have enough trouble with fuckin horse fly bites so offering my arse to gangs of horse flies whilst waiting in the dogging queue for a shag no thanks besides all the women who go dogging are smack heads with no teeth

Wow! What a dick! TROLL.

My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.

My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.

This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.

This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.