i want to give away one million dollars, but

give it to me so we can both be assholes.

OP is either a bot or posts and runs never to reply to his original threads..look at his history if your wondering.

By the way..OP is pretty young if he's real and cant get into college. If he was a millionaire..why would he even need college? just saying.. OP's other post Thread: i cant go to college because my parents schooled me at home.

Last Edited by Cat Mouth on 02/16/2012 01:27 AM

If I had a million dollars I would go back to school, focus on my art and learning more about art and design and try my hardest to turn that million into ten million so that I may then pay it forward to others in need.

Well a million dollars is a wonderful thing to want to give to someone who is worthy. However what makes one worthy?

In my eyes there a plenty of people who deem themselves worthy of receiving the money in which you want to give. The main thing keeping those people from getting it is themselves. We are all worthy of having a million dollars! Put away the skepticism and the disbelief and make it happen for you now! You are the only one that controls the future you want! Once you get that and REALLY believe that NOTHING will stop you from having it.

*To the original writer of the post*

I could write you many reasons why I am deserving of the money. However until you change your perspective on NO ONE being worthy there will be NO ONE you ever see, meet or read about whom YOU deem worthy. We bring to ourselves what we really believe. So change your mindset and believe that there are MANY people worthy then and only then will you be able to bless someones life with the million and millions more!

I would want to meet and speak with you before I ask for anything. please email back if your interested in meeting up.
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I am worthy.

Why would I NOT be worthy?



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I onLy wish I had one million to give, I need one million

It will do more if you give it away to a lot of people ( not one) that needed only when you PERSONALLY go and see people and places. Please remember places that care for animals ( no kill places) We are our little brother keepers. thanks.

I know this thread is a joke - and not a very nice joke because their ARE worthy people out there - and you dont really have a million dollars to give away BUT...


You could cover the cost of a trip to Disney World for a child dying of cancer.

You could pay the mortgage off for an elderly person who is losing their home to a greedy bank.

You could buy a weeks worth of groceries for a single mother struggling to raise her children without financial support from the children's father.

You could donate 3 months worth of operating expenses to the local humane society who is on the verge of shutting down.

You could buy a dependable car for someone who is in need of one, such as a woman who has to take the bus to work each day, which costs her an extra hour or two out of her day that could be spent with her children.

You could buy 6 months worth of food for the local food bank

You could take a homeless person to lunch

You could get the mortgage caught up for a family who is about to lose their home because the company Dad worked for closed down and moved to China.

You could cover the cost of book rental for a needy family

You could buy coats for poor children

You could buy food for poor children

You could cover the funeral costs for an elderly person who's widow can't afford it or for a child who died of cancer and who's family can't afford it.

And if you really dont have a million dollars to give away, or really cant find anyone "worthy", you could volunteer at the local hospital.

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Starving children are worthy.

Truly there are millions in that situation. Only our Government has been proven to cover all the needy. It would be a drop of water on the Sahara desert if a individual person attempted it. His help wouldnt even dent .001 percent of people.

OP should help his family first or church (spiritual family) or a needy family thru his workplace. I know someone that gave his co workers children, new coats for christmas.
Back to relatives: thats what the Government is realizing, esp in Foster Care, That relatives are the easiest way to go and help out the poor. Im sure everyone has cousins, aunts, uncles. Everyone has a down and out cousin he can help out. ..

I would be happy with 5,000. That would be enough to do what I gotta do. But still wouldn't know what to do with all that money, I would give it to a Cause to help educate people to become Higher Universal Man. That is what I would do.

But having a back pack on my back is all I need....

NO ATTACHMENTS!!

Why don't you start an honest company of some kind with products made in America by Americans to provide more jobs and promote independence from government handouts and poverty?

Cant find anyone Worthy?

How about you tell US what qualifications you would consider, hmmmmmm?

If starving children is not good enough, operations, curing someone from Cancer, or a terrific idea to help many in this world is not good enough,...

Then i dont know if you've heard about me. I Operate and own a ship that can transport people of Earth to other planets, well, right now, just the moon, but i need a million to continue working on the propulsion, etc, to be able to reach Mars. Right now, i have taken people to the moon. 44 people.
I charge 4,400.00 per head, but that comes with a lifetime of supplies, etc.
I need money so i can perfect my missions and perhaps carry more out of this planet and to other Earth like ones.

I know you should give me the million. Its for the good of mankind!!!

BTW, you give me the million, and i will transport you free!

Op is a troll. Fuck him! Remember people, Our Father helps those who help themselves. And He as the cattle that roam a thousand hills. He can also sell some of those cattle to help you when you need it the most. All at no charge. He doesn't ask one single dime from you. I'd rather be grateful taking from Him than a worthless , selfish pc of shit who has strings attached to his money. That money wouldn't be free. it comes with a price. No thanks!

Always be thankful when you pray. It is very hard esp when things are tough, but always THANK GOD FIRST FOR HIS MANY BLESSINGS be GRATEFUL AND HUMBLE AND he WILL POUR OUT A BLESSING FOR YOU.

Start a not for profit community garden and soup kitchen in an inner city neighborhood. You could provide transitory employment for paroled convicts which serves multiple social functions that would draw communities together by doing good for everyone. And getting close to nature is never a bad idea. Feeding the hungry is never a bad idea.

If you don't want to go through all that hassle, I'll do it. Send the money. I'll keep you updated.

give it to liberty and donate it to Ron Paul

hmmmmmm....

wait a minute, that was last week!

spend it on whores

guys, dont grovel and get sucked in by this nonsense. it's a waste of your time. this dope is as broke as the rest of us and full of shit.

and coke

and midget porn!

What? On GLP? Nooooo? Say it ain't so!

5 starred just for you :)

flesh eating zombie additive free of course!

I am worthy andready to recieve the donation. Thank you

don't worry so much

If I have a million dollars, I have a first step to creating wealth, and my dream is to build a highway. First million dollars is the hardest to make and, honestly, I don't know how to. But I know that I can multiply it once I have it.

give to me ill buy a $600000 car drive it 230 mph and crash it probably

Your not looking. I know a few who would use it to help others in ways you should be doing now.

No...you're full of shit. But then everyone posting similar stories on GLP is full of shit, so have at it. You'll have 400 pages of heart-felt requests before you know it. Some of them possibly even valid...