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I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...

 
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I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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WTH ?wtf
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Best joke evaaa... cruise
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lol
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WTH ?wtf
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Whats up, my friend..? I do not understand your posting?
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WTH ?wtf
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Whats up, my friend..? I do not understand your posting?
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she dont like big cock ?
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...what would you guys do in my position..?
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Keep her away from your butthole and never bend to grab the soap that she left for bait...
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Another Think Tank Thread
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Tell her it's not a small penis...but just a really huge clit.

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Bend over and take the soap sHe dropped.


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10/25/2012 05:26 PM
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I like the Thai ladyboys. Niiiiiice.
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sideways
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This is not a relationship/dating website. Post this shit on a relationship website.
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10/25/2012 05:43 PM
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The best thing about fucking a ladyboy?

If you turn 'her' around, if looks like your knob is so big you pushed it straight through.
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Me love you long time!
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The best thing about fucking a ladyboy?

If you turn 'her' around, if looks like your knob is so big you pushed it straight through.
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Absolutely disgusting, terrible and immoral comment

But i'll be damned if I just didn't shoot water out my now from laughing so hard!!!!! lol
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i lol'd
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


i'd assume a very different position
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way aye ...... man????????

damned
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Good OP

Laugh time caught me off guard too.

I clicked cause I like Thai girls
everything in its right place
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BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA ! ! !
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Gay.
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The best thing about fucking a ladyboy?

If you turn 'her' around, if looks like your knob is so big you pushed it straight through.
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Speaking from experience there..?
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
Gay.
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Your dad is gay. And your mum. And your grandad. And your grandma. And your great grandad. And your great grandma.

And you're irish, which makes it twice as bad.
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I have a Thai Girlfriend, but there is a culture difference...
I have a new girlfriend. A beautiful new girlfriend, from Thailand. She's very thoughtful and caring, and she told me that we shouldn't let a small penis cause problems in what could otherwise be a very active and enjoyable sex life...

The thing is, i'd rather she didn't have one at all.

...what would you guys do in my position..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


What position would that be? Doggie style?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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bump
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bump
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10/26/2012 12:20 AM
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After about 15 years of partying around Asia, I can safely say that those who genuinely fall victim to ladyboys (and it DOES happen) are more often than not Brits.
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10/26/2012 12:28 AM
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Bukake!
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10/26/2012 12:54 AM
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This is not a relationship/dating website. Post this shit on a relationship website.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25515400


How would you know what it is or what it isn't? But I don't like Gay shit either.

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