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GeordieLegend User ID: 4912635 Netherlands 12/04/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was once told by a fellow GLPer that it's not actually classed as gay as long as your balls dont touch. Therefore, if you're careful, you could remain straight and still get loads of butt sex from gay guys. Win-Win. Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26050691 United States 12/04/2012 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm going gay too. Last night I was lying in bed next to my wife and all I could think of was a thick, hard man cock plunging in and out of my ass and hitting my prostate. I got so hard and horny that I had to go to the toilet to jack off. On my next business trip I'm going to call a male escort. |
SuperPet225 User ID: 29058315 Colombia 12/04/2012 06:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Girls have become more difficult than they used to be, now with modern culture they tend to think in similar fashion depending on their region, there are cities with woman who have a very awful mentality, but as long as you crack their code and figure them out you're good to go, you don't have to be gay you just have to try a little harder and learn how to act, lie and pretend to be what you are not, show girls what they want to see when they want to see it, that's all it takes, but a note: woman take more time to go to bed, gay men are very precocious and usually far more horny than girls and that explains why they have to much sex, woman in the other hand either need to be super drunk, drugged or must fall in love or get paid large sums of cash to go to bed with anyone, the funny thing about woman is that they will go to bed with anyone regardless their looks as long as they fall in love with that person, if an ugly fat fuck successfully seduces a girl with the proper process she will choose the ugly fuck instead of the tom cruise standing in next line, this is chick mentality nowadays which is completely fucked due to TV and their robotic minds, TRUE WOMAN and the best girls do NOT exist NOW, understand that, the true woman, the true girl was the girl of the past, the pure one, the one of the household, the one that was able to think clearly, now woman have a mind clouded by all the TV garbage and culture out there, THEY DO NOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES ORIGINALLY NOW, they think what they are taught to think on TV, their mental scope is damaged, they tend to judge men based on what they saw on TV, if TV and culture told them to judge and dump a man upon sigh just because he wears glasses, THEY WILL DO SO, so the key is to simply try to fit into what they want at a given time SuperPet225 |
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Manu-Koelbren User ID: 28993937 Spain 12/04/2012 07:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916 You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people... and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy. Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28867210 United States 12/04/2012 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what the hell are you doing wrong?? Quoting: Rowsdower a majority of women are sluts. close to 90% if you're at a bar You probably got money. Women can smell money. the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long. If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28008747 United States 12/04/2012 08:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what the hell are you doing wrong?? Quoting: Rowsdower a majority of women are sluts. close to 90% if you're at a bar You probably got money. Women can smell money. the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long. If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated. She just admitted she will fuck a guy without money, but she won't stay long. Hey that's a start. Because if you start showering them with money (even if you have it) they'll try to get more rather than putting out more. But I think a woman will stay with you once she's in love with you, no matter how much she wishes she could leave. She may get mad but it's not so easy for her to leave. On the other hand, from what I hear gay (or lesbian) sex is just a string of one night stands. The guy won't stay with you. I guess that's because there's no love attachment, nothing like the oxytocin based bonding that attaches a woman to a man. And so while it may take a bit more persistence to get girls, it has a much better future. You have your own kids, instead of getting HIV and dying. Your choice. |
Chris12138 User ID: 24350462 United States 12/04/2012 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916 You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people... and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy. This. No shortage of chubby chicks and butterfaces. They appreciate you more and will work for YOUR attention. Single moms are great to if you don't mind little things like stretch marks. Don't get attached though. They NEVER have time. Edit: Totally forgot older women! I've met some older women around their late thirties that you can tell used to be smokin hot but unobtainable, now they're getting older and still trying to clinging to that party girl mentality. That's the good stuff right there buddy. Last Edited by Gator! on 12/04/2012 08:37 AM |
Earth Daughter User ID: 28948241 United States 12/04/2012 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do? I suppose you've never seen South Park. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
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