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| Old MacDonald User ID: 28707337  Canada12/04/2012 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1 star!!!!!!  In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it. A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE. GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS. THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY. CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED. C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS. I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4714791 United States12/04/2012 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sound excessively paranoid or OCD. Seriously. Maybe you counted the condoms wrong or lost count of them. Maybe she loaned some to a friend. That was the only indicator to lead you to believe she was cheating and then to break up with her? And they weren't even your condoms in the first place! You said your gf bought them. How many condoms did you count at your new gf's house? |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) _______________________  |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sound excessively paranoid or OCD. Seriously. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4714791 Maybe you counted the condoms wrong or lost count of them. Maybe she loaned some to a friend. That was the only indicator to lead you to believe she was cheating and then to break up with her? And they weren't even your condoms in the first place! You said your gf bought them. How many condoms did you count at your new gf's house? Nah, it wasn't the only indicator, but I wasn't going to bore you with ALL of the details haha |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) No more conspiracies for me. lol |
| Old MacDonald User ID: 28707337 Canada12/04/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it. A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE. GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS. THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY. CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED. C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS. I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE. |
| Old MacDonald User ID: 28707337 Canada12/04/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it. A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE. GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS. THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY. CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED. C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS. I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE. |
| Anonymous Coward 12/04/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Those words are gold... If you didnt bring the wrapper... you best not tap her... _______________________ |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States12/04/2012 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) Hi Dr Acula, Very good points indeed! If you woke up breathing, you have another chance! |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. If you are not taking the precautionary steps in order to protect yourself and your future 'partners' please read the following! [link to www.cdc.gov] Seriously... I'm a Doctor... My screen name says so... Wear the jacket before you tap it Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/04/2012 12:40 AM _______________________ |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States12/04/2012 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward 12/04/2012 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. If you are not taking the precautionary steps in order to protect yourself and your future 'partners' please read the following! [link to www.cdc.gov] Seriously... I'm a Doctor... My screen name says so... Wear the jacket before you tap it Perfect, she's gonna flip shit when I use one tomorrow. |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward 12/04/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well then fuck her double meaning^ could go either way for you its a win/win Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/04/2012 12:59 AM _______________________ |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States12/04/2012 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward 12/04/2012 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I'm just saying... If at any point a chick actually gets mad at you for using a condom... LOL, I'd just think twice about putting my meat in that... just saying. lol, I was just kidding around. Believe me, I'm glad it was her, because if it was anyone else I would of gotten super aids. You ever just figure out that your worst enemy is yourself? Regardless of the ex and shit, perhaps it all stems from me being fucked up. Explains why i'm so paranoid about a girl that isn't even technically my girlfriend. Yet. |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
i feel it!