Australians- A call out thread

<------ a fan of Aussies and Australia.

Like I said, everyone I met in person, I liked.
Why is it different here?

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 12/13/2012 02:51 AM

Bitch...dont try to be eloquent.

Lose a few pounds.


Try harder.


That is all.

We're a cynical lot for sure

Its because..you totally forgot witty and intelligent.

Wittiness includes a real sense of the sarcastic. WE EXCEL at taking the piss out of almost anything. We do it with a smile in all good intent.

For example when we rant and rave and generally pull merkan posts to bits..it with a smile..we are ONLY being sarcastic with a good nature.

if you ever came to out coutry you would see we do it to eachother..it keeps us sharp and gives us THICK SKINS..something the rest of the world seems to lack..THUS all the wars over BULLSHIT.

We call a spade a spade and useless child raping muslims..USELESS child raping muslims..something the rest of the world does NOT have the balls to do..THATS why you voted in a MUSLIM PRESIDENT..cause you have had the BALLS pussy whipped of you by the PC crowd.

OK.
Well what is up with that?
Can that attribute be traced to a lack of religious heritage as a culture,
or something else? Genetics?
Living in least (deadly flora and fauna) hospitable Continent?

From sticking it up the British-we didn't fight them we just took the piss out of them.

All our conversation is meaningless...

Looks like your the uneducated one.

you're not helping the situation cunt.

Australia is a fly infested dusty shithole. Cultureless race of self opinionated wannabes.

It's because we're a nation that has come from convicts. We're also damn proud of it.

Quoted for truth.

Yeah from Convicts to a First World Nation....We're pretty smart, clever or this would never have happened....

Unless your leaders made the same deal with Ol' Scratch.

We may have been founded on the basis of scum but after WWII we got a shitload of awesome babes from european war torn countries... thats why we're all sexy as hell and heaps 'modest' about it :p

Yeah, you are all just a bunch of dumbfuck foreigners anyway.

Poms giving us shit is hilarious.
Yanks giving us shit is true to their nature,I.e assult that which you dont understand.
Im yet to meet one(yank) who can see past his own nose,let alone cotton on to anything deeper than slapstick,hollywood born humor(Poms got you there sorry).
Noone else seems to give us shit, because half their population designates this country as their country of choice anyway,seeing as they have at least one family member here.


Basically, we are little Britain mixed with Little America, throw in a piquant of every other refuge nation, and crossed with Asian powerhouse influence and you end up with a nation full of "I dont give a Fuck" stereotypes without common identity besides the ability to smash beers, catch fish and subdivide heritage allotments.

Lived in U.K,U.S and Canada. Canadians are on our wavelength.

Mock that as you will, then let me tare you a new one with statistical data. You are all just way too damn serious over nothing. We down here dont give a shit who leads our nation as we realize they are all as incompetent as our own damn selves,and its too fucking hot to give a shit anyway.

Now go ask a WW2 vet,Viet vet,or Iraq vet where the most bad-arse soldiers they ever saw come from. Exemplified in our kick arse sporting prowess. (<---yeah per capita dipshit,dont site your medal tally etc.)

Anything else?

when i was younger i met this hot blonde chick that had big tits, she was about 17 years old.
i said "how about we go for a fuck'
she said "sure ,let's go"
so we went for a walk to a nearby park, and behind some bushes on the grass we got at it, i was shagging her and just i was about to cum,i asked her if she was on the pill and she said she wasn't so i pulled out and shot cum all over her belly and tits.
when we got up she said, look i've got your cum all over me, how do i explain this?
i said just tell your friend i spilled beer on you, them i threw some beer on her then we went back to her friend smiling and laughing.

We value our cynicism, it keeps us honest.

You just don't get our sense of humor and we do say it like it is and sometimes when we let loose with a heap of vitriol ..... well its just plain good fun to call your mate or some one who pisses you of a fucktard.

Dude, you missed your turn on the internet super highway. Penthouse Forum was to the left.

Bored, and wondering why you yanks do such a shit job of policing the world.

Says the guy from the most boring, depressing country in the whole world.

Bah none.

maybe you are right in suggesting that your Gov trolls use aussie ip addresses to hide behind.
The nature of the australians posting here is comical sterotype .

in other words they dont exist in real life , only in the movies

Australians know it's way to easy to wind up Americans with nothing but a few words, so they do. That's it.


That and Australia's full. No room (or deisre) for limeys, hangers on or other riff-raff from abroad for when SHTF, so it makes sense now to give the impression online that Aus is a shithole with problems, when the reality is 180 degrees different.

Australia is a multicultured country. Our country is made up of all different races of people including indian, asian, middle eastern, and african.

Is your perception of Australia very limited or are you just plain ignorant?

Hehe,yeah I know that chick!









Think I married her...?

lol while you freeze your tits off in continuous rain...IN SUMMER LOL.

i'm very unpleasant on forums...

you'd probably like me in person :)

or maybe not.