I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

There are plain few problems that can't be solved with a heavy application of beer and bacon.

And here I am worrying myself to death over this poor guys misfortune.

fucktard behavior what did you gain other than a rubberized arse

So you're feeling a bit bound up are you?......

Maybe a superhero is born and we are witnessing this. You know Hulk, Spiderman etc. all gone through a similar process.

Let me introduce our new superhero : The Rubberman




oh btw i hope he is ok

stretch them out

Eat razor blades that will cut up the bands, it'll kill you too, but the bands will be gone....

Hell yeah, that's why I never wear them...

Fandango Rubber Rangers should be able to help.

I was right, you *are* 8 years old.

S T R E T C H H H ...

IN TIME ALL THINGS PASS

AVOID THE DORSAL INCISION

sorry but there is no cure for being stupid....

i think she ran the EBT card down to nothing and they turned off her internet....

When you sit on the john, just be careful. That shit snaps back at you.

Whatsa matter with you young uns????

mineral oil is a good laxative and lubricant.

Let us know if we should call the Fandango Rangers for help!!!

This too shall pass....

now is the time to use the unicorn,

you have pro bably already taken every kind of over the counter remedy...

one that works almost immediately an you might have in your cupboard....

vitamin C

can't hurt yourself....

take a handful of C....

you will hit 'bowel tollerance' unless youare really really difficient....

bowel tolerance is where you get diarreaha because you didn't need that much C.

C works way faster than any other product I ever took....

Ricola also has a C lozenge. really good product because it has the herbs in it as well.

when my son was in the hospital after a car accident, he was taking C....

he needed to go to the bathroom so boosted it to make it happen...

He ended up taking 13,000 IU of C without hitting bowel tolerance.

means he was using all of it for healing...on a regular day, 500 might be enough, definitely 1000, but 13, 000!!!

you aren't sick so probaby 2000 units should be enough.

good luck!

First off, Stop taking dares air head. Next relax and try not to get all knotted up. That's your biggest issue if those bands work around and tie of any blood supply to intestines you're in deep poop and will need surgery. If not then they will pass and you will be lucky fucker.

why stop at 14? go the full way and eat 1000

And so it begins...

Just wondering if everything came out alright...

Exlax!! Take the full bottle.