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I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?

 
Evil_Twin

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12/14/2012 06:23 AM

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There are plain few problems that can't be solved with a heavy application of beer and bacon.
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12/14/2012 06:24 AM
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He has kinda disappeared. I am truly worried for him. He had better get to an er. I used to be an emt and know a little about the human body. He needs help with this...seriously.
 Quoting: Krystal


Please tell me he wasn't actually serious for once.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

He does this often?
 Quoting: Éireann


Well maybe not this specifically, but he always seems to be posting satirical threads so I rarely take him seriously. I say that not as an insult, I just think he's a very funny satirical sort of guy.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

And here I am worrying myself to death over this poor guys misfortune.
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12/14/2012 06:34 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
fucktard behavior what did you gain other than a rubberized arse
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12/14/2012 06:37 AM
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Go to the hospital, when you get there have them place you on a stretcher.
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rimshot
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12/14/2012 06:47 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
So you're feeling a bit bound up are you?......
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12/14/2012 06:48 AM

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Maybe a superhero is born and we are witnessing this. You know Hulk, Spiderman etc. all gone through a similar process.

Let me introduce our new superhero : The Rubberman
superman

clappa

oh btw i hope he is ok
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12/14/2012 06:51 AM
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stretch them out
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12/14/2012 07:10 AM
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Eat razor blades that will cut up the bands, it'll kill you too, but the bands will be gone....
BRIEF
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12/14/2012 07:13 AM

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isn't rubber poison to eat?
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


Hell yeah, that's why I never wear them...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/14/2012 07:17 AM
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Fandango Rubber Rangers should be able to help.
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I was right, you *are* 8 years old.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
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12/14/2012 07:26 AM
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


S T R E T C H H H ...
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IN TIME ALL THINGS PASS
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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12/14/2012 07:28 AM
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AVOID THE DORSAL INCISION
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12/14/2012 07:33 AM

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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


sorry but there is no cure for being stupid....

drevil cruise iamwith dumbass
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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You make me miss ttown. FFS
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where is ttown is she banned?
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i think she ran the EBT card down to nothing and they turned off her internet....hiding
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


When you sit on the john, just be careful. That shit snaps back at you.
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12/14/2012 07:52 AM
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Whatsa matter with you young uns????

wakeup
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
mineral oil is a good laxative and lubricant.
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12/14/2012 07:55 AM
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


You need to ask the gays. They are used to passing rubber out their asses. They can help you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150324


sockpuppetcriscolmao
natasha77

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12/14/2012 07:58 AM
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Let us know if we should call the Fandango Rangers for help!!!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/14/2012 08:00 AM
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This too shall pass....
Hard tell'in not know'in
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12/14/2012 08:29 AM
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now is the time to use the unicorn,
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12/14/2012 08:34 AM
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Re: I Just Ate 14 Rubber Bands On A Dare... Not Feeling So Goood. Any Home Remedies?
you have pro bably already taken every kind of over the counter remedy...

one that works almost immediately an you might have in your cupboard....

vitamin C

can't hurt yourself....

take a handful of C....

you will hit 'bowel tollerance' unless youare really really difficient....

bowel tolerance is where you get diarreaha because you didn't need that much C.

C works way faster than any other product I ever took....

Ricola also has a C lozenge. really good product because it has the herbs in it as well.

when my son was in the hospital after a car accident, he was taking C....

he needed to go to the bathroom so boosted it to make it happen...

He ended up taking 13,000 IU of C without hitting bowel tolerance.

means he was using all of it for healing...on a regular day, 500 might be enough, definitely 1000, but 13, 000!!!

you aren't sick so probaby 2000 units should be enough.

good luck!hf
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12/14/2012 08:37 AM
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


First off, Stop taking dares air head. Next relax and try not to get all knotted up. That's your biggest issue if those bands work around and tie of any blood supply to intestines you're in deep poop and will need surgery. If not then they will pass and you will be lucky fucker.

alone
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12/14/2012 08:41 AM
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My Obamacare had not kicked in yet, and My Obama Phone has not been activated. Need some practical tips on either how to pass the rubber or regurgitate.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


why stop at 14? go the full way and eat 1000gotbop
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And so it begins...
Jack of all trades, master of none.
We are all the result of our past choices meeting the future.
"shall not be infringed."
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12/14/2012 10:08 AM
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Just wondering if everything came out alright...
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12/14/2012 10:11 AM
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Exlax!! Take the full bottle.

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