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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24113482 New Zealand 12/23/2012 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? .

Dr. Greenthumb User ID: 30700817 United States 12/23/2012 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world.
abhie User ID: 30744302 India 12/23/2012 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 (I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine, as is painting. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati -a female warrior.) :laotszungb:
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24113482 New Zealand 12/23/2012 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He would get crucified Quoting: Open Your Eyes <tips hat> . [link to cdn.memegenerator.net]
FTM User ID: 26463917 United Kingdom 12/23/2012 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 Quoting: abhie He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil!
Artaius User ID: 30737211 Germany 12/23/2012 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He would get crucified Quoting: Open Your Eyes There will come a time when you believe everything ends. This will be the beginning [Louis L'Amour] ~ A r c t u r u s

Dr. Greenthumb User ID: 30700817 United States 12/23/2012 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 Quoting: abhie He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil! Quoting: FTM He's definitely an HP guy.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24113482 New Zealand 12/23/2012 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 :jeebuzz: Quoting: abhie He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil! Quoting: FTM I Agree, you can smell the sulphur on apple products. Maybe that is the anti-christ in the above picture. ..and here he is again [link to haris.hararis.gr]
Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States 12/23/2012 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here. [link to oldcatman-xxx.com] Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm\|(%>< on 12/23/2012 10:12 PM 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
Dapurps User ID: 30555588 Canada 12/23/2012 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 Quoting: abhie He's not use a Mac, they are the root of all evil! Quoting: FTM He's definitely an HP guy. Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." :ftwpanda: dapurps
CE1 ***** User ID: 30746589 United States 12/23/2012 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 Look for his 2012 vintage disciples to "stage" a comeback..

Just me User ID: 24510963 Canada 12/23/2012 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... good thing he's not a bitch and can pimp slap any fuqtard deceiver or betrayer on here. [link to oldcatman-xxx.com] Quoting: Perseus7 Everyone eh.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30734029 United States 12/23/2012 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He would immediately adapt Russ' calendar?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30732577 Australia 12/23/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He was despised, despised and rejected. Probably got the autoban.
#Geomagnetic_Storm# User ID: 1426914 United States 12/23/2012 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... If he's here........Look busy Link to my Gaming Channel…. [link to m.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1277549 United States 12/23/2012 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... Well, all of the Christians on here would probably mock him for being a 'libtard hippie fag.'

#Geomagnetic_Storm# User ID: 1426914 United States 12/23/2012 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He would get crucified Quoting: Open Your Eyes Seriously. Nothing new under the sun. People would treat him today just as they did during his time. Quoting: Chip Hey Chip. You kind of look like Jesus in a way. Link to my Gaming Channel…. [link to m.youtube.com (secure)]
Dapurps User ID: 30555588 Canada 12/23/2012 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... If Jesus was here id offer him 60% of a new winery i'd open "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." :ftwpanda: dapurps
farmerguy User ID: 30217522 United States 12/23/2012 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 An extreme face palm!!!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24113482 New Zealand 12/23/2012 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 An extreme face palm!!! Quoting: farmerguy [link to cdn.memegenerator.net]
david User ID: 16910407 United States 12/23/2012 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... maybe it's just me, but if he did visit glp, i think he might go to some of the " christian discussion threads" once there, he might start asking for some explanations?

1908247 User ID: 30703804 Brazil 12/23/2012 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... maybe it's just me, but if he did visit glp, i think he might go to some of the " christian discussion threads" once there, he might start asking for some explanations? Quoting: david 16910407 I don't think he'd bother to do that, seriously. Nus
JESUS User ID: 30706029 United States 12/23/2012 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 12/23/2012 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Duur
Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States 12/24/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Duur Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 12/24/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Duur Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. Quoting: Perseus7 You must be new here
Perseus7 User ID: 29317919 United States 12/24/2012 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Duur Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. Quoting: Perseus7 You must be new here :%charlie%: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Nope. Are you? ]%$PwN$%[ 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 12/24/2012 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... He sure wouldn't be enough of an asshat to run around and tell people, and those who would recognize him would know he didn't need confirmation from anybody on an internet forum. Duur Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 That would fulfill prophecy real well..you know since he's supposed to be coming down on a "cloud" in glory etc.. you people ...sigh. Quoting: Perseus7 You must be new here :%charlie%: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059 Nope. Are you? ]%$PwN$%[ Quoting: Perseus7 Been here long enough to see plenty of posters just like you , Scooter, and you sure won't be the last one either.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30734448 Iran 12/24/2012 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... he would be silenced, just like twothousand years ago. people didnt learn.
YourFatherInHeaven User ID: 22982908 United States 12/24/2012 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... Well I doubt he'd get any attention with his threads about how cannabis can cure the cancers of the world. Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb Not too far from the Truth. I did cure Cancer. aka TheRealJesus In the beginning I created the Heavens and the Earth. [link to www.photobucket.com] The Lord, I am your God
Sir Phydeau User ID: 22271457 United States 12/24/2012 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If JESUS was on GLP... . ...what would he do? . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24113482 Speaking Spanish. "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes "The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin Real men keep Torah. Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10. Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money. Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married. Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common.
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