What to do when your GF tells you to put up the chrismas lights

pshhh, you're the man, thats your job. Suck it up and do it for your lady. Shes your woman, its Christmas, how bout you sacrifice a little bit of your precious time to do something nice that will make her happy. Offer it up homeboy. Quit bitchin. You know it'll pay off.

Put up the damn lights.

Pussy whiped girlyman.

Not get on GLP and bitch, just saying.

I'd ask her to make me a sandwich first

A woman's sole function on this earth is to help propogate the species. That means that that her entire life focus should be removing sperm from the male genitalia.

Nothing else 'should' matter to her, if she is a good girlfriend.

don't say anything, just do it, and give her a shocker later.

Go make a sandwich and tell her to put up the lights herself.

C_nts are going to divorse you and take all your money no matter what you do.

Thats right because they isssue their puddin' like whores for money.

Be a good boy and get your puddin'.

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soooo what your really saying is that your too lazy to put up the christmas lights.

Right? Why should she even have to ask?! LOL

Oposite. I have no use for stinking gawdy chrismas lites.

They make me want to puke.

She wants them up, she can risk beaking a limb herself.

Why the fuck should I?

Gotta say I like your attitude.

For a reply.

Umm, to please the woman you love? How hard was that? Jesus.

If lights, tradition, or whatever make her happy, then why not make her happy? Esp, something so simple and easy.

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hmmm yes because the statistics of people breaking limbs whilst putting up "stinking" christmas lights is sooooo high... I see your point.

not.

lazy ass

Falling off ladders is the most common way to injure oneself around the home dim.

Put the fucking lights up yourself.

Female GLPer here.

The OP would be sensible to simply state that he does not think that putting up decorations is worth the risk of injury.

Stand your ground, OP.

This is not about risking life or limb to rescue someone. It's about risking life or limb on a frivolity.

If you don't want to do it: Don't.

How would you feel if if you gave into her whim, then ended up in a body cast? Unimaginable bitterness and resentment.

A simple "No" is sufficient, respectful, and respectable.

Don't get yourself into the emotional blackmail trap.

You do and don't do what give you personal wellbeing and self-respect.

"Risking life and limb"... really?? To hang up a string of lights?

I mean, to each their own, but is that not a bit over the top?

If OP has some sort of disability that has not been presented or lives on the 16th floor of some building then I retract my statement, but damn, it's just hanging some lights.

And, if we are going there, how would he feel if he didn't do it, she did, and she somehow got hurt?

Even if it is not for Tang, when ladies need help decorating, moving heavy stuff, or doing dangerous jobs, that is what real men do. Tough it out and do not whine, you are giving the rest of us a bad rep.

If you don't put up the lights it means that you feel insecure when you are putting them up, like you don't want to be some pussy or something....When all the time, in reality - you just had a small wiener.

:(

Plus 1. I'd do it for a complete stranger I walked by.

Green for you!

Your the pussy bitching and whining about a little work.

Right, even to call it work sounds absurd to me. Then again, I guess how strongly I feel about this for some reason is absurd too. Maybe some of us are just natural 'helpers', esp for those we love.

In the jungle we don't care about the Christmas lights.