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Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32513713  United Kingdom01/18/2013 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid. Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed. 5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes!  Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like. So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you. |
Manu-Koelbren  User ID: 31976657  Spain01/18/2013 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat If she dumps you you will choke the chicken for ages to come, watch your arrogance. Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 32513713 United Kingdom01/18/2013 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Manu-Koelbren User ID: 31976657 Spain01/18/2013 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat If she dumps you you will choke the chicken for ages to come, watch your arrogance. Quoting: Manu-Koelbren Arrogance? LOL Are you jealous or something? I'm just trying to inspire virgins with my story that all they need is patience. Jealous? no, I have a gf since a long time and have that area of my life covered. i am just saying, for your own sake, do not think that because you got some hot ass suddenly you could easily get more. been there, it doesn't work that way at all. Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 11118 United States01/18/2013 10:50 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat Just cos its the weekend that doesnt mean you get to slack on your homework! better get back to work before mom finds out you are posting smut on the internet  Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 01/18/2013 10:51 AM _______________________  |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 32513713 United Kingdom01/18/2013 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 11118 United States01/18/2013 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat Just cos its the weekend that doesnt mean you get to slack on your homework! Quoting: Dr. Acula better get get to work before mom finds out you are posting smut on the internet Ok I give up. It's like you guys are psychic. How did you deduce that I was trolling?????  I'm a fucking vampire... I know things man... fucking know things! _______________________ |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 32512384 United States01/18/2013 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat How did you deduce that I was trolling????? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713 I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid. Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed. 5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like. So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you. You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey. |
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| Manu-Koelbren User ID: 31976657 Spain01/18/2013 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat How did you deduce that I was trolling????? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713 I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid. Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed. 5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like. So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you. You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey.  Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 33180228 United Kingdom01/28/2013 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat How did you deduce that I was trolling????? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32513713 I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid. Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed. 5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes! Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like. So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you. You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey. ROFLMAO... That's so true until you hit 30 and you libido jumps off a cliff... |
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