what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child

lol

i have loads of drunken aunts

they are a necessity of life

really?

thats sad :-(

I believed in Santa Claus.

and the tooth fairy.

Step on the Cement crack and break the devil's back (or dishes)it seemed that it was both.

Some kids were such "city mice" that they did not know that a Green pepper turns red by leaving them on the vine longer or that a Pickle was nothing but a cucumber that is placed in a barrel of spices and vinegar to ferment.

"When the Stock Market crashed, people were jumping out windows on Wall Street." -Absolutely false! It never happened, not one incident of anyone jumping out of a window to kill themselves when the market crashed. in fact the day of the crash, the suicide rate was down dramatically as people suddenly wanted to hang around and find out what happened.
(Interestingly, in the '87 crash, police were detailed to Wall street to"prevent people from jumping and injuring passing pedestrians. The fiction story is still believed to this day)

That adults are responsible as a rule.

I wanted to be Superman.
The world was black and white..
good would always defeat evil..

Man, was I wrong.

you wouldn't believe how popular that one is

get some revenge & go to mass just to take some money from the collection thingy!?!

also, a fairly good outlet for that is to turn up everyweek pretending you have turrets, are drunk & think your at a karaoke bar. :-)

That looking at these (the orange ones) would make you go blind. [link to www.wallpapersdb.org]

That you could really dig to the devil or dig to china

That these really did suck your blood [link to pvangels.com]

what?
you gotta link proving Hes not? eh?

thats brilliant
do you like animals now?

we were told the people were really in the tv

Oh yeah...

used to believe calling bloody mary in the mirror would really make her display.

I was as they say "bang wide" from an early age but said nothing

really? this was your childhood?

no one in your life had an imagination then?

were you wild?

nope

you were right

remember the fall guy? says it all

Hahaha made me laugh

never heard the poppy one but we had "blood suckers" too :-)

did you do it?

As a six year old, with white-blonde hair, I was, obviously, flat chested.

My sandy-haired sister, at sixteen, had a small, perky bust. My mother, with

dark brown hair, had a large, full bust.

So, I thought that a woman's chest grew as her hair got darker.

i believed in jesus...man, i was a very inexperienced, ignorant, retarded child

that when someone died in a movie they died for real. i guessed they used convicts for this.

For that I am thankful. It was a necessary revealing with a point.

Continue to believe in the fables of men who use them to their favor or take a good sobering look at there purpose for doing so

Be as wise as Serpents who use false fables designed with a false hope built on lies and you get a close rendering of a child believing FAITHFULLY in a lie...

Faith of a child destroyed in the false delusions of so called high priests,vagabonds,whoremongers and the spawn of their father

This is called the "Thomas Effect" for Thomas only believed the Khrist was risen because he saw him with his own eyes but great is the Faith of the Saints who believe who have never seen me, my flock they know me by the WORD which is alive in them...

THE Faith of a child destroyed by and supported by the above councils of those who follow and worship the Beast that was, is not and yet is again...

Woe unto all who inhabit the earth for the Time is short and IT,that Serpent that was is filled with the uncontrolled rage of a spoiled and untrained child in RIGHTEOUSNESS...

MJ

brilliant

i can picture you checking your hair everyday

nah, thats good

you can now convince yourself as an adult of anything you want now

When I turned 18 I would automatically be king of the world.

I seriously thought that,,,,until I turned 18.

Haha cool


king ac

Sad thing is... it probably was.... that's how they do it at Bohemian Grove....

there, they call it an 'effigy'... but if you hear the screams on YouTube... you KNOW it's real. yes...not joking

That the Vatican was part of God.

Democracy
Religion
Honesty