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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child

 
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That having an aspirin after eating cheese would kill you.
This, from an aunt I adored, so I believed it.
Turns out she was quite the boozer. Lol!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17743321


lol

i have loads of drunken aunts

they are a necessity of life
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The many false delusional fables of man connected to and indoctrinatED through RE`LEGIONS...

The FOR SALE kind at any price if you know what I mean!!!

MJ
 Quoting: gd2balive


really?

thats sad :-(
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01/30/2013 04:23 PM

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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I believed in Santa Claus.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
and the tooth fairy.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Step on the Cement crack and break the devil's back (or dishes)it seemed that it was both.

Some kids were such "city mice" that they did not know that a Green pepper turns red by leaving them on the vine longer or that a Pickle was nothing but a cucumber that is placed in a barrel of spices and vinegar to ferment.

"When the Stock Market crashed, people were jumping out windows on Wall Street." -Absolutely false! It never happened, not one incident of anyone jumping out of a window to kill themselves when the market crashed. in fact the day of the crash, the suicide rate was down dramatically as people suddenly wanted to hang around and find out what happened.
(Interestingly, in the '87 crash, police were detailed to Wall street to"prevent people from jumping and injuring passing pedestrians. The fiction story is still believed to this day)
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01/30/2013 04:25 PM
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That adults are responsible as a rule.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I wanted to be Superman.
The world was black and white..
good would always defeat evil..

Man, was I wrong.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

I'll go first

* If you collected the silver & gold wrappers from cigarette boxes, you could get a black baby (no offense intended. we just never seen black babies but we all had black dolls)
* If you smelt a dandelline, you would wet the bed
* If you blessed the chewing gum before you ate it, it was ok to scrape it off the ground


beared_b
 Quoting: tayto


That a personified god who looks like a human magically impregnated a 12 year old girl. She gave birth to this god man who performed miracles and then we crucified him because his dad, god, sent him to earth in order to be tortured and murdered so he could die for our sins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31557420


you wouldn't believe how popular that one is

get some revenge & go to mass just to take some money from the collection thingy!?!

also, a fairly good outlet for that is to turn up everyweek pretending you have turrets, are drunk & think your at a karaoke bar. :-)
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That looking at these (the orange ones) would make you go blind. [link to www.wallpapersdb.org]

That you could really dig to the devil or dig to china

That these really did suck your blood [link to pvangels.com]
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I thought super man was real.
 Quoting: WindyMind


what?
you gotta link proving Hes not? eh?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
This was during the time of Westerns dominating the TV and also Tarzan movies. I thought that the animals, horses, jungle animals, on the TV shows could see me sitting on the sofa watching the program. I was scared to move.
 Quoting: trebien


thats brilliant
do you like animals now?

we were told the people were really in the tv
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Oh yeah...

used to believe calling bloody mary in the mirror would really make her display.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I believed in Santa Claus.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I was as they say "bang wide" from an early age but said nothing
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Step on the Cement crack and break the devil's back (or dishes)it seemed that it was both.

Some kids were such "city mice" that they did not know that a Green pepper turns red by leaving them on the vine longer or that a Pickle was nothing but a cucumber that is placed in a barrel of spices and vinegar to ferment.

"When the Stock Market crashed, people were jumping out windows on Wall Street." -Absolutely false! It never happened, not one incident of anyone jumping out of a window to kill themselves when the market crashed. in fact the day of the crash, the suicide rate was down dramatically as people suddenly wanted to hang around and find out what happened.
(Interestingly, in the '87 crash, police were detailed to Wall street to"prevent people from jumping and injuring passing pedestrians. The fiction story is still believed to this day)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31249300


really? this was your childhood?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Step on the Cement crack and break the devil's back (or dishes)it seemed that it was both.

Some kids were such "city mice" that they did not know that a Green pepper turns red by leaving them on the vine longer or that a Pickle was nothing but a cucumber that is placed in a barrel of spices and vinegar to ferment.

"When the Stock Market crashed, people were jumping out windows on Wall Street." -Absolutely false! It never happened, not one incident of anyone jumping out of a window to kill themselves when the market crashed. in fact the day of the crash, the suicide rate was down dramatically as people suddenly wanted to hang around and find out what happened.
(Interestingly, in the '87 crash, police were detailed to Wall street to"prevent people from jumping and injuring passing pedestrians. The fiction story is still believed to this day)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31249300


no one in your life had an imagination then?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That adults are responsible as a rule.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32834975


were you wild?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I wanted to be Superman.
The world was black and white..
good would always defeat evil..

Man, was I wrong.
 Quoting: Waterbug


I wanted to be Superman.
The world was black and white..
good would always defeat evil..

Man, was I wrong.
 Quoting: Waterbug


nope

you were right

remember the fall guy? says it all
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That looking at these (the orange ones) would make you go blind. [link to www.wallpapersdb.org]

That you could really dig to the devil or dig to china

That these really did suck your blood [link to pvangels.com]
 Quoting: J&V


Hahaha made me laugh

never heard the poppy one but we had "blood suckers" too :-)
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Oh yeah...

used to believe calling bloody mary in the mirror would really make her display.
 Quoting: J&V


did you do it?
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
As a six year old, with white-blonde hair, I was, obviously, flat chested.

My sandy-haired sister, at sixteen, had a small, perky bust. My mother, with

dark brown hair, had a large, full bust.

So, I thought that a woman's chest grew as her hair got darker.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
i believed in jesus...man, i was a very inexperienced, ignorant, retarded child
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
that when someone died in a movie they died for real. i guessed they used convicts for this.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
The many false delusional fables of man connected to and indoctrinatED through RE`LEGIONS...

The FOR SALE kind at any price if you know what I mean!!!

MJ
 Quoting: gd2balive


really?

thats sad :-(
 Quoting: tayto


For that I am thankful. It was a necessary revealing with a point.

Continue to believe in the fables of men who use them to their favor or take a good sobering look at there purpose for doing so

Be as wise as Serpents who use false fables designed with a false hope built on lies and you get a close rendering of a child believing FAITHFULLY in a lie...

Faith of a child destroyed in the false delusions of so called high priests,vagabonds,whoremongers and the spawn of their father

This is called the "Thomas Effect" for Thomas only believed the Khrist was risen because he saw him with his own eyes but great is the Faith of the Saints who believe who have never seen me, my flock they know me by the WORD which is alive in them...

THE Faith of a child destroyed by and supported by the above councils of those who follow and worship the Beast that was, is not and yet is again...

Woe unto all who inhabit the earth for the Time is short and IT,that Serpent that was is filled with the uncontrolled rage of a spoiled and untrained child in RIGHTEOUSNESS...

MJ
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
As a six year old, with white-blonde hair, I was, obviously, flat chested.

My sandy-haired sister, at sixteen, had a small, perky bust. My mother, with

dark brown hair, had a large, full bust.

So, I thought that a woman's chest grew as her hair got darker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16555450


brilliant

i can picture you checking your hair everyday

beared_b
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
i believed in jesus...man, i was a very inexperienced, ignorant, retarded child
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nah, thats good

you can now convince yourself as an adult of anything you want now
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I turned 18 I would automatically be king of the world.

I seriously thought that,,,,until I turned 18.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I turned 18 I would automatically be king of the world.

I seriously thought that,,,,until I turned 18.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13396622


Haha cool


king ac

beared_b
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I was a kid we went to a World's Fair, and a group from Mexico put on a pageant which included a simulated Aztec human sacrifice.

I thought it was real.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Sad thing is... it probably was.... that's how they do it at Bohemian Grove....

there, they call it an 'effigy'... but if you hear the screams on YouTube... you KNOW it's real. yes...not joking
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That the Vatican was part of God.
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