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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child

 
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god is real
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thunder was god moving furnitire
lightening was god turning on the ligjts
rain was god crying
he knew if you didn't go to mass

me too
hf
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That my father showed his love sexually like most other men in the cult.
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That I just could stroll outside and go stand naked in front of a supermarket, don't remember it myself but my parents said that I got a lot of strange faces, who would've guessed.
“We can not solve our problems with the same level of thinking that created them” -Albert Einstein
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The Sun was God
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..Ohh and I also thought that if you needed money, you just went to the bank and got more. I didn't know you had to put your own money in.
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You were 100% correct if you are a politician!
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
I thought they must have some real badass gorillas down there in central America, kept hearin' about them on the radio..
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Yes in the 70s I couldn't understand why people had given all these gorillas in Africa guns.

I used to question it every day when the news came on Radio 4 during breakfast.
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G'rillas are now terrists.
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I asked my Aunt why colored people had such shiny white teeth and she told me that it was because they eat a lot of garbage.......I believed her!
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What? You mean the toothfairy isn't REAL???

To this day I still can't step on a crack. (or you break your mothers back) I dont want to test it.
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If you got bitten by a vampire bat ...you became a vampire.

I never could find a vampire bat "sigh"
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If you put ink on an eraser you had an ink eraser.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That men and women only had sex when they wanted a baby. Boy I was pissed off.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That Sandy Hook was a conspiracy.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
in the first grade
I was told by a classmate
that chocolate milk
came from black cows

and I believed it, lol
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in the first grade
I was told by a classmate
that chocolate milk
came from black cows

and I believed it, lol
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Hahaha

its true
hf
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I thought they must have some real badass gorillas down there in central America, kept hearin' about them on the radio..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26744885


Yes in the 70s I couldn't understand why people had given all these gorillas in Africa guns.

I used to question it every day when the news came on Radio 4 during breakfast.
 Quoting: lightchild_uk


Oh yeah, that whole gorilla fighting thing. I was vividly
imagining big, wild jungle gorillas with guns fighting each other, and never understood what the war was about. I always seemed to know that it was happening far away, but worried that they would come closer and closer as time went by, and there was no stopping them.
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What made is worse was that Planet of the Apes was on TV every week.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

I'll go first

* If you collected the silver & gold wrappers from cigarette boxes, you could get a black baby (no offense intended. we just never seen black babies but we all had black dolls)
* If you smelt a dandelline, you would wet the bed
* If you blessed the chewing gum before you ate it, it was ok to scrape it off the ground


beared_b
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when i was in school i could not get the "r" and the "n" in cursive writing. so i write to my aunt telling her "i hope you are fine" but instead of "n" in "fine" i wrote "i hope you are fire".
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
when my mom and dad would listen to radio; when i was toddler to tween age i always wonder how all those men and women and musicians and what not could fit into a little radio station somewhere; or perhaps there was a constant line of people playing music coming and going from the radio station...lol
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That Mount Rushmore was a natural phenomenon.

Also I had a swim ring kayak so I thought all Kayaks has the legs and feet out the bottom to kick to make them go. Needless to say I lived in a very warm climate with not much concept of cold.

Actually, I had a lot of ridiculous things I believed as a child. Probably still do.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

beared_b
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Women were nice and "more pure" than men.

In real life women tend to be backstabbers and liars almost across the board, and as for "purity" as one woman shrink put it to me: "The new statistics that say 70% of all married women have had an affair are incorrect. The number is actually higher than that, in fact it is almost universal in middle class suburbia."
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That life was good and people were good. I know...
I live in the midwest in the middle of no where. As life goes on I am so sad its not true...baffle
I thank God that I had that as a young one...smile_kiss
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That my country was full of good people :P
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02/06/2013 10:11 PM
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child?

I'll go first

* If you collected the silver & gold wrappers from cigarette boxes, you could get a black baby (no offense intended. we just never seen black babies but we all had black dolls)
* If you smelt a dandelline, you would wet the bed
* If you blessed the chewing gum before you ate it, it was ok to scrape it off the ground


beared_b
 Quoting: tayto


That my mother was a moral good trustworthy person
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
If I didn't take an afternoon nap the Government would steal me away from my mother.

If I wondered outside alone big foot would "Get me".

I was always scared of people living in the shadows and they would appear whenever I looked away.

I thought women pooped baby's out when it was their time.

I also thought playing video games was real, like the monsters where real and I was doing the universe a favor by destroying them.

That I would never learn too swim or ride a bike.

I thought I was going too be a millionaire and cops were good guys and voting counted and North Americans were the good guys.

I thought I would never grow up.

I used too believe in God without anyone telling me of God when I was little. Then I stopped believing for my entire school life but after much thought and heavy amounts of research I do once again.

Funny how that worked out.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
that the Nazi's were the only evil in the world
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02/06/2013 10:57 PM
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Well lets just say i didn't go blindhf
 Quoting: CtYankee


However I do wear glasses now
 Quoting: CtYankee


Hmm..start using your left hand now and finish the job..ya wont need glasses anymore.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
When I was 5 years old, my health conscious grandmother would often ask me if I'd had a bowel movement. For some reason, I thought a bowel movement meant the squeaking sound my knee would sometimes make when I'd bend it back and forth. So when my grandmother would ask me if I'd had a bowel movement, most times I would say no. Then she'd lecture my mom on feeding me the proper foods.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That life was good and people were good. I know...
I live in the Midwest in the middle of no where. As life goes on I am so sad its not true...baffle
I thank God that I had that as a young one...smile_kiss
 Quoting: Joker


Ditto
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
That color didn't exist before they made the switch to color TV.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
Government was good.
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Re: what was the most naive or ridiculous thing you believed as a child
that pop rocks [link to www.poprockscandy.com] and soda together would blow your stomach up. also that guns were scary.

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