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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

 
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IF he were a scientist, he would have or present data that BACKS his claim. Failing that, it is utter B/S.
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Why didn't the scientist know about that near miss asteroid last Saturday Night, it was the size of a city block. Did it just appear with no warnings at all?
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03/15/2013 11:59 PM
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half a mile...is that it?

the one that killed the dinosaurs was supposedly 6 miles,so meh

i mean yea,it'd suck

but it's not a extinction event
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03/16/2013 12:11 AM
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hey folk he may not be so crazy after. just received call on up coming mass casualty event coming in approx 2 weeks, not a drill supposedly. Many body bags on ordered. Some organization involved called NRO
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Good. I see crowd is getting more immune to stuoid haoxers. Progress. Probably some loser in his mom's basement entertaining himself, got tired of porn for an hour, or two.
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faxes huh?
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Dear Raymond,

Even if the government knew about this asteroid that you are talking about, you know for a fact that there are two ways that they are looking at it. One, if they knew about it, they would not want to cause riots and panic about where it was going to hit. People would panic and cause a lot more damage than just the asteroid. Two, because it is so hard to monitor the space around the Earth, there is a good chance that they may not know exactly where this asteroid will hit or when. Again, this is why the government is mute on the subject.

Now, if this asteroid does hit, we can just pray that maybe by that time, FEMA might, just might, figure how how to respond to an disaster, and not take 5 days to respond.hmm
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My name is Raymond i am a scientist working for various astronomy departments around the world, both public sectors and private sectors.
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No, you're not.
You're just another anonymous liar on the 'net.

Now this is what we have seen. The asteroid was part of a large body of similar objects coming in from the asteroid belt. There is one which we have not detected until now, because a/ we could not determine its exact projected path and b/ we did not want to scare people.
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That's not how it works, buddy.

I am sorry. I really am.
 Quoting: Raymond 10917219

You should be deeply deeply ashamed of yourself.
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hey folk he may not be so crazy after. just received call on up coming mass casualty event coming in approx 2 weeks, not a drill supposedly. Many body bags on ordered. Some organization involved called NRO
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NRO = National Reconnaissance Office?

Why would they need body bags, if it's an ELE?

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Nope. Not one of these idiotic hoaxers has posted any coordinates, any orbital elements, or anything that could be examined and confirmed. None of them know how to construct this kind of hoax in any realistic way at all, not even slightly realistic.
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^AGREE 100%
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Dorris is my niece

she did have a run in with the mib

But this is not about the mib this is about the asteroid
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Translation: It's not just me, my whole family is mentally retarded.


You're not a scientist bro. You know what tipped me off? You communicate like an 8th grade dropout.
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03/16/2013 03:40 AM
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Are we still even discussing this?

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My name is Raymond i am a scientist working for various astronomy departments around the world, both public sectors and private sectors. I am not a conspiracy theorist, i am not one of those convinced that `the moon landing was faked` or `2012 nibiru would hit earth`. I look at facts.
However, a few weeks ago,an asteroid 18 meters wide exploded 40 miles above a Russian town, do you know what it would have done if it hit earth? It would have killed many thousands. The shockwaves of the explosion were recorded across the world thousands of miles away. This isnt a theory or assumption these are facts.

Now this is what we have seen. The asteroid was part of a large body of similar objects coming in from the asteroid belt. There is one which we have not detected until now, because a/ we could not determine its exact projected path and b/ we did not want to scare people.
Exactly 2 hours later the faxes came through from our U.S observatory.

This object, half a mile wide is heading for earth and will hit Canada or Mexico in the next 14 days. Exact time and day will be added here later. This will be an extinction level event. The blast itself will kill millions, and the rest of the living beings will be erased within a matter of motnhs

Even when i heard the news i did not believe it. I insisted on seeing a copy, and asked them to recalculate everything. The calculations were sadly correct.

So here i am, to tel you all that these final days are ones to be embraced. Tell the ones around you that you love them, pray to whichever God or higher faith you believe in. Please make ammends with enemies, and spread the love and warmth.

I am sorry. I really am.
 Quoting: Raymond 10917219


Well its party time then.sorry but its shit.
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If you can calculate which region of the planet it will hit (America's) then you should be able to calculate the time and date of impact?
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03/16/2013 03:48 AM
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Spud the forum mod or ex mod wrote this, ffs.
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03/16/2013 03:49 AM
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Why is this thread still going? Hoax went wrong for OP on page 1 ffs.
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Spud the forum mod or ex mod wrote this, ffs.
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The OP was edited, take a lookie yourselves.

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Is the roid programmable?
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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

I'm surprised this isn't on the news.
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Wow, from 0 to dead in just 8 pages.
That's gotta be a GLP record.
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Omg, another day from hell.

something is coming, but not an ele.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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One hoax I've seen a few times is, Mason truckers transporting coffins.
Next is DHS ordering coffins or body bags. Hell there's one even on this thread espousing the same stupid shit.

Let me ask you, when's the last time you've ever heard of serial killers compassionate enough to kill thousands of people YET worry themselves about a semi-proper burial in coffins after they're killing rampage? Never.

No, you take a D9 Cat, dig a trench as big as an Olympic size swimming pool and cover the bodies over like they've always done in the past, maybe. Or you leave them to rot.

But you sure as hell don't worry about a burial. DHS, cops, politicians, etc., live in the same communities we do. They will die at the same rate as everyone else. That's a fact.

This is what kills me about the conspiracy community. Everyone suffers the same fate as everyone else in real life save but a few of the so-called super-duper "elites."

The FBI neighbor of mine will have all the same ills befall him exactly the same as me. We lost water last month for a week due to a sinkhole/mine collapse. He was out of water JUST LIKE US. He didn't receive ANY special privileges. If a CME or EMP hits, he'll suffer the exact same fate as I. Just because he's FBI does not mean he is an elite. He pays the same taxes as I do.

When that day comes, his former JOB will mean nothing. He will either live or die like everyone else from starvation, attack or the elements. No one will come and whisk him away to safe harbor. I am better armed and prepared than he is. He'll be looking to his neighbors for protection. Most of us here are better prepared than him. Both of our badges will mean diddly-squat. Resourcefulness and luck will be the only thing that matters when that time comes.

His kids go to the same public school as mine. His house is sinking into a mine just like everyone else who lives here. They all breath the same air, drink the same water and eat the same foods. He has no Mr. Gadget personal jet pack.

Most of this conspiricy bullshit is just that, bullshit. But it is entertaining to watch how worked up people get.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495396


Nope. Not one of these idiotic hoaxers has posted any coordinates, any orbital elements, or anything that could be examined and confirmed. None of them know how to construct this kind of hoax in any realistic way at all, not even slightly realistic.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


1 0 xxxxxxxx 13 84.73904925 0.00000000 xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx 0 06
2 0 0.005000 0.000000 9547277 86.28600 1.258897 0.000071006 02

Next one in T - 9 days
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Canada or Mexico? LMAO... if it were one or two countries wouldn't those two countries be side by side? you make no sense. bsflag
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03/16/2013 11:25 AM
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I am back

Okay i need to explain what happened.

The last two posts on my name were not by me.

The men in black came in large black helicopters.. they took me and threw me into a river.

Thankfully my friend Walter who lives nearby was out for a early morning walk and saw me and rescued me.

I didnt feel it safe to go back to the house, but now i am back.

I feel the men in black wrote that i have `killed myself` just to discredit and to make people feel that there is `nothing more to see here`.

I am furious at the way i can be treated when all i was doing was making people aware of the forthcoming asteroid.

I am now going to show you all the data, photos and observational statistics, plus we will be making the announcement to the world on live television about this in the next couple of hours

Raymond
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03/16/2013 11:32 AM
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I hope to god people are still there

I have a lot to offer and show, this is the biggest news in the history of humanity
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hes bk. well u say mib. i say men in white will be coming with a fuccking straight jacket, you are the most pathetic twat i have heard in a long time. keep your evidence we aint interested in any more bullshit. your insane and need locking up
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OK, I'll bite. However when we're all here on GLP on April 1, and nothing has happened in March, we'll know who the fool or fools are..........

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Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
My name is Raymond i am a scientist working for various astronomy departments around the world, both public sectors and private sectors. I am not a conspiracy theorist, i am not one of those convinced that `the moon landing was faked` or `2012 nibiru would hit earth`. I look at facts.
However, a few weeks ago,an asteroid 18 meters wide exploded 40 miles above a Russian town, do you know what it would have done if it hit earth? It would have killed many thousands. The shockwaves of the explosion were recorded across the world thousands of miles away. This isnt a theory or assumption these are facts.

Now this is what we have seen. The asteroid was part of a large body of similar objects coming in from the asteroid belt. There is one which we have not detected until now, because a/ we could not determine its exact projected path and b/ we did not want to scare people.
Exactly 2 hours later the faxes came through from our U.S observatory.

This object, half a mile wide is heading for earth and will hit Canada or Mexico in the next 14 days. Exact time and day will be added here later. This will be an extinction level event. The blast itself will kill millions, and the rest of the living beings will be erased within a matter of motnhs

Even when i heard the news i did not believe it. I insisted on seeing a copy, and asked them to recalculate everything. The calculations were sadly correct.

So here i am, to tel you all that these final days are ones to be embraced. Tell the ones around you that you love them, pray to whichever God or higher faith you believe in. Please make ammends with enemies, and spread the love and warmth.

I am sorry. I really am.
 Quoting: Raymond 10917219


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495396


Nope. Not one of these idiotic hoaxers has posted any coordinates, any orbital elements, or anything that could be examined and confirmed. None of them know how to construct this kind of hoax in any realistic way at all, not even slightly realistic.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


1 0 xxxxxxxx 13 84.73904925 0.00000000 xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx 0 06
2 0 0.005000 0.000000 9547277 86.28600 1.258897 0.000071006 02

Next one in T - 9 days
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And here is the one for Mar 25. Enjoy.





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