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Why old men go after younger women

 
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Why old men go after younger women
Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!
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Re: Why old men go after younger women
every living person able to breed is attracted to others of the opposite sex who are aged 18-25 because they are the most fertile. it's that simple.
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So going after them is one thing, I'm more interested in actually catching one. Any hints, besides just paying for it?
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Then get him to pull your nose in public, divorce him and take everything.

Dump the implants, eat like a pig and get a nice trekkie toy boy who can fuck like a racehorse and likes to play online games with you.
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Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
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So going after them is one thing, I'm more interested in actually catching one. Any hints, besides just paying for it?
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Hints, are you crazy I gave you 6 hints. Can you deep throat? Are you on HRT - how about a facelift or are you running around with that same old face.....
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uh, there is a reason people lose hormones

women that take that crap increase their rishk of cancer by like 8 million times
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im a very cute guy that likes milfs, im 40 years old so i guess il like milfs till im 55 then il teach all the younger girls a powerful lick
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Then get him to pull your nose in public, divorce him and take everything.

Dump the implants, eat like a pig and get a nice trekkie toy boy who can fuck like a racehorse and likes to play online games with you.
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia


Perhaps this response may be part of it. pimpled faced teens wants the old broads because the young girls are already looking for a man.
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I must admit, this is the wildest thread I have seen in a bit.

A man is telling a women to keep her legs closed, the idea being strategic consent to keep out of wedlock children and abortions from being so prevalent.

I think you may be missing a HUGE part of the problem.

Having children is a strategic thing for women, by having out of wedlock babies the women is guaranteed money for life. The state pays her, and the unlucky sperm donor is held to the fire for it. The women has no reason to stay with one man anymore, she is guaranteed half of his income and can continue to do as she wishes.

Feminism has won, and women have anything they like. They are in complete control of the situation. If they choose to abort so they can continue riding the cock carousal a little longer. She will.

There is no reason for her not to, there is no reason to stay with one man, there are ample rewards for divorcing and having many children from as many fathers as she can handle. ( I.E more money )

Feminist society cannot punish women in any way, and in fact rewards them for their Hypergamous nature.

Men really have nothing they can do about it. Men don't have equal rights when it comes to the children, and they have no right to terminate pregnancy, and in the same breath have no choice to force the women to carry the baby.


Really what you would prefer is an anti abortion law I am guessing. But that restricts freedom. And if you are going to force a women to have children via the law, then you should have to pay her expenses to raise it.
You after all took away her freedom to choose.

Do you agree to that?
 Quoting: Sivaro


how does a woman who keeps an unwanted baby set for life? More like a ball and chain! you do know all assistance in this country ends five years later more babies or not. It ends everything after 5 years and unless your child is a mongoloid leaves home at 18.
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Assistance does NOT end after 5 years.

Child support will be extracted from the father. Even men who are not fathers of said children will still be held liable if he married the women.

Sometimes just co habituating with a women and child can be used to force that man to pay for the child's upkeep after he moves out. Biological or marriage aside.

The State makes sure the women is paid. For ALL 18 years.

FYI: Men .. AVOID at all cost single mothers
 Quoting: Sivaro


Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
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How many more years do you think that that song and dance routine will fly?angryface
God's Word is personified throughout nature, therefore, the word is of all forms, then it becomes one, and the word is not written by the hands of men, or is it spoken by men. Knowing God's word, it's to have "Right Knowledge." Look into your face, look into the face of another, look up on the heavens, breath in the air, smell the forest, the green grass fields, see the mountains, the moving sand dunes, walk on the ocean, and then hear and see all forms of life everywhere about you. Now, you know the word of God.

Men are forever seeking their truths, however God has hidden nothing; and having faith, in itself, requires a like of knowledge, therefore believers must maintain a state of ignorance. However, once you know than beliefs are no longer rewarding.
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Re: Why old men go after younger women
Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


No you can't. You think you can, but you've given up. Losing weight is too hard. In shape, a gut is a shape I guess. And when did you start hating men, instead of figuring out how to please them, how to make THEM happy instead of worrying about how you FEEL. When was the last time you bake some cookies for a man? Never I bet. And you wonder why you are along? Start baking and see what happens. How you feel isn't important, it means nothing it's how everyone else feels that is. Do think the first question God ask you when you die is: How do you feel? Naw, it's going to be something like - how did you make other feel.
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uh, there is a reason people lose hormones

women that take that crap increase their rishk of cancer by like 8 million times
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Bioidentical hormones. 8 million times, hmm, I thought it was 7 million times.
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Re: Why old men go after younger women
Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
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Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


No you can't. You think you can, but you've given up. Losing weight is too hard. In shape, a gut is a shape I guess. And when did you start hating men, instead of figuring out how to please them, how to make THEM happy instead of worrying about how you FEEL. When was the last time you bake some cookies for a man? Never I bet. And you wonder why you are along? Start baking and see what happens. How you feel isn't important, it means nothing it's how everyone else feels that is. Do think the first question God ask you when you die is: How do you feel? Naw, it's going to be something like - how did you make other feel.
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You're funny ... actually I just made a chicken for my neighbor because he helped me out.
I bake all the time.

I admit I am not like a lot of women my age I guess I should have kept it to myself.

BTW I LOVE men!!! Oh I mean good men.
Mentalpause has been the best thing since sliced bread
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So going after them is one thing, I'm more interested in actually catching one. Any hints, besides just paying for it?
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In your case you could use your intelligence to "catch one".
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Here's hint for all those older guys who just don't give a shit!
Lose that fat gut, get your sorry lazy ass in shape. Dress decently, slobs will Not be tolerated.
Brush your goddamn teeth,better yet, go see a dentist and have 'em fixed!

Don't be lazy, stay busy doing something all the time. I don't care if you have an old car you're fixing up or a boat or you golf all day. Just stay busy.

Stay clan, clean,clean and when your junk doesn't stand up like it should anymore, don't cry about it and go see the doctor. No, leave it alone. You're older, learn to live with the fact that yes, you, old man are getting older! that wrinkled face in the mirror doesn't lie. And if it doesn't work, learn to go down and use your fingers and tongue. Remember, happy wife, happy life.

Eat right, exercise and yes, die anyway.Why? Because you're supposed to. Nobody is supposed to live forever! Be glad you made it out at all.

'nuff said.
 Quoting: hawk8414


This ain't about fat guys - this about fat women not gettin' any.
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Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


No you can't. You think you can, but you've given up. Losing weight is too hard. In shape, a gut is a shape I guess. And when did you start hating men, instead of figuring out how to please them, how to make THEM happy instead of worrying about how you FEEL. When was the last time you bake some cookies for a man? Never I bet. And you wonder why you are along? Start baking and see what happens. How you feel isn't important, it means nothing it's how everyone else feels that is. Do think the first question God ask you when you die is: How do you feel? Naw, it's going to be something like - how did you make other feel.
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You're funny ... actually I just made a chicken for my neighbor because he helped me out.
I bake all the time.

I admit I am not like a lot of women my age I guess I should have kept it to myself.

BTW I LOVE men!!! Oh I mean good men.
Mentalpause has been the best thing since sliced bread
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


The change, sliced bread..... you've got to be kidding. It's the worse thing that every could happen to a man. The patience we have to show is unbelievable. And you women wonder why we dump you. Change back - you're more fun.
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i love older women. soft, saggy, even plump, and after menopause, you can make a clean deposit. perfect for sport fucking.
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Or find a good man without a gut who has grown up.

You can have the young ones dear, they suit you better.
I would rather be alone with my dog then have some asshole telling me how I should look.

BTW I am thin in shape, 50 and can take care of myself.
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


No you can't. You think you can, but you've given up. Losing weight is too hard. In shape, a gut is a shape I guess. And when did you start hating men, instead of figuring out how to please them, how to make THEM happy instead of worrying about how you FEEL. When was the last time you bake some cookies for a man? Never I bet. And you wonder why you are along? Start baking and see what happens. How you feel isn't important, it means nothing it's how everyone else feels that is. Do think the first question God ask you when you die is: How do you feel? Naw, it's going to be something like - how did you make other feel.
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You're funny ... actually I just made a chicken for my neighbor because he helped me out.
BTW I LOVE men!!!
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


Did you "love him" I bet he'd like that a lot more then a chicken! Why do you think he helped you out. For a "F" Chicken? Hell no, he's trying to prove if it's true that you really do "Love Men". Instead of the chicken - go over to his house in some short shorts and a tight tube top and see how he helps you out.
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Either the OP has mental issues.....or this is another psychological post designed to gauge response.

More likely....it's the latter. grnrolleyes


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i love older women. soft, saggy, even plump, and after menopause, you can make a clean deposit. perfect for sport fucking.
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Well I'm trying to turn 3s into 9s. It's tough but someone has to do it.
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Nothing a woman can do will make her young again.

Every day more girls turn 18 and older men get richer.

Women are not nearly as important as they think... plenty of new models rolled out every day.

This may sound cynical, but you can play the Earth game as a physical animal or you can play the ascension spiritual game.

You can't do both.

You can lie to yourself all day long though :P
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i love older women. soft, saggy, even plump, and after menopause, you can make a clean deposit. perfect for sport fucking.
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Well I'm trying to turn 3s into 9s. It's tough but someone has to do it.
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Waste of time.
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oh yea? then why do younger guys go for older women?
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Either the OP has mental issues.....or this is another psychological post designed to gauge response.

More likely....it's the latter. :grnrolleyes:


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 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Please explain what I wrote is wrong? All I want to do is make men happy and all I get from unhappy man haters is "OP has mental issues". Yeah, I have mental issues, men like HOT women, not frozen ones.
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oh yea? then why do younger guys go for older women?
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HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea
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i love older women. soft, saggy, even plump, and after menopause, you can make a clean deposit. perfect for sport fucking.
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Well I'm trying to turn 3s into 9s. It's tough but someone has to do it.
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Waste of time.
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True, but who knows... getting a 30 year old is easier.
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oh yea? then why do younger guys go for older women?
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HRT
Facelifts
Breast implant
they work out
Skinny
and if they are really lucky - well you get the idea
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37881271


nah i dont like that fake stuff. thats not why younger men like older women. like the other guy said. some are just hot. 50% by their personality and everything that goes with dating an older women i guess (totally unlike dating a 20 year old im guessing conversation etc wise..)
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Either the OP has mental issues.....or this is another psychological post designed to gauge response.

More likely....it's the latter. grnrolleyes


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Please explain what I wrote is wrong? All I want to do is make men happy and all I get from unhappy man haters is "OP has mental issues". Yeah, I have mental issues, men like HOT women, not frozen ones.
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"Mental issues" is not the real origin or agenda of your post....as was already stated...and illustrated.
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Menopause! Stupid women who refuse to get on HRT, refuse to get breast implants(its better when they point up instead of down), a Facelift (that's what credit cards are for) And work out harder then you've ever have worked out before. If you do this, maybe you'll get a plump man to take you out, marry you and guess what - you and the plump man will live happily ever after. That is, if you are willing to give him sex three times a week or when ever he wants it. Don't worry about about his fat belly, you will get use to it. If he lays on his back it will all flatten out. But, you'd have to ride him pretty hard. Now, if you want to skip all these suggestions and do just two things jump to the end and I will tell you the two thing that will work.

So ladies, sorry if the truth hurts. But the rules are easy.

1. High doses of HRT (growth hormone if you can afford it)
2. Big Breast implants (nothing bigger then a big C cup D is to big)
3. Facelift - Who wants to date their mom?
4. Work out. Now you will have to work out with heavy weights in order to rebuild those muscles you've lost. Oh, after the workout - drink a glass of normal milk no 2% with a big shot of protein powder.
5. Lose that ton of weight you've put on - nothing more than 130 pounds. (Just stop eating - should take you a couple of weeks to lose 15 pounds)

Or if you pick door number two, and decide I'm full of shit - well have a happy life along. Kind of sad and it doesn't have to be that way; for $12,000 bucks and a bit of hard work you could have it all..... Just think, 20+ year old wanting you - to "F" you harder then you could even imagine - why because you've made them so HOT that they NEED YOU, WANT YOU and YOU are the only one that will satisfy them. You might have to do it in the back seat of a Flower Power VW but, hey you just got you brains "F" out.

Door number three is:

Are you ready ladies...(the easy way to love)
1. GET on high dose of HRT.
2. Learn how to deep throat and do NOT stop until he's satisfied - if you know what I mean. Spitting not allowed. And make sure he is watching. And act like you LOVE IT.

Do you want to marry a multimillionaire?

Add rule number two ( the easy way to love) to the 5 rules above and bing badda bing - a house with a view!
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You fool. I would be absolutely repulsed by breast implants if I ever found out. Facelift? what about detox and natural health? Do multiple long fasts (after having done smaller fasts building up to longer fasts) and you ill get the natural face lift. The rest is obvious. NR 1 way to fail is eat like a pig. Working out doesn't remove much fat but it does add muscle. Eating less is the ONLY golden way to lose fat.
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Nothing a woman can do will make her young again.

Every day more girls turn 18 and older men get richer.

Women are not nearly as important as they think... plenty of new models rolled out every day.

This may sound cynical, but you can play the Earth game as a physical animal or you can play the ascension spiritual game.

You can't do both.

You can lie to yourself all day long though :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41927827


So God is going to ask you which game you played? You're on earth - you can try and make a selfish 30 year old happy or you can make a 50 year old happy. I think God kind of likes the idea of you working less on yourself and more on making his children happy.

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