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RelentlessDespot Abrasive Fuck User ID: 19712778 United States 09/19/2013 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles. Quoting: + DL + An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers. One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.” [link to www.breitbart.com] I saw this headline and being me I wanted to laugh and offer any manner of sarcastic remarks. But.. What did this chap know about who he was marrying? Was he aware of what his bloodline would be merged with, such that he went to extent to avoid it? Just a thought. We are not being told the truth. Ever Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
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Brad Daylight User ID: 34384416 United States 09/19/2013 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wedding... delayed? "I have felt despair many times in my life, but I do not keep a chair for it." ~Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes Today is a gift, that is why it is called "The Present" “When an opponent declares, “I will not come over to your side,” I calmly say, “Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.” - Adolf Hitler “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” -Oscar Wilde Have a nice day, may God bless you :D |
AdHocBOHICA User ID: 32335824 United States 09/19/2013 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brit's do not have testicles.......they must have been from some french dude-ette, albeit very smallish. If they were actually his he must have spit them out because......... “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca PS: I Stole this from another member.... ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46974743 United States 09/19/2013 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles. Quoting: + DL + An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers. One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.” [link to www.breitbart.com] :cruiiiseeee3: ON DRUGS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? |
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Saddletramp User ID: 739427 Puerto Rico 09/19/2013 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some friends of mine had to deal with a similar situation with a guy that cut his weiner off except for the skin so he ran around with his bleeding weiner but bent and they chasing him on train tracks. Quoting: -GLP-Christian- It was wild and nobody really wanted to touch him (because of all the blood), they had to use shields to take him down and I guess he lost a lot of blood in the process so he got kinda weak in the end. Guy survived, dunno if they did a bobbit on the guy, sewing it back on or not. Probably, I know the dude survived that thing though. Imagine chasing a guy that cut his penis and runs around bleeing all over the place and onto train tracks. That's just crazy. He was a Crisis Actor...no one really got their wiener cut off! "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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Texas Best Don’t Mess With Texas! User ID: 4524052 United States 09/19/2013 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like a message, omen of sort, for that groom. Just say no to de-balling. ………… For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.….. |
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