I think my wife is an Alien!

Insult to injury




lol...nibiru...lol...



More of a creamy ivory. With some pink. :)





didn't happen.

you give me way too much credit.

This was hilarious.

Your right ..I love that

Thats halarious...here we go





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Why don't you just try and have a close encounter of the third kind with her?

Cocoon movie. In the pool sex scene.

Thats probably because you are retarded, I don't like to fish with retarded people either. And, who are they?

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD. HAHAHAHAHA

What does her pussy look like?

nuts and bolts?????

Aren't they all aliens?

Anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die must be alien!

Unpin this dreg.

if you think you're wife is an alien, then she probably is LOL HAHAHAHAHA

if you think you're wife is an alien, then she probably is LOL HAHAHAHAHA

MEOW!

it looks like dirt and hair ....LOL HAHAHAHA!

Fish , you look like a lazy SB !!
Do you need any help ?? free of charge !!
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Somehow, this thread seems worthy of revival.

the op is an alien himself, so of course his wife is as well...

Does she look anything like this when she wakes in the morning?

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this needs a bump.

I just read all your replies.

Be sure of this:
human bioform DO EXIST on many planets!!!

Many are here to moderate,study and PROTECT us.
Even if the cosmic law of non intervening abides it.
They are living AMIDST and AMONGST us as they ALWAYS did.

ALWAYS.

Most of the time they stay for a while,get kids and them suddenly they leave and...TAKE the kids with them back to their planets.

This is the way it goes.
Earth is a multiculural planet.
ASK YOURSELF WHY...

Blacks and Chinese came down here from BAKARATINI circa 300.000 YRS ago.Their planet was...DEAD(after a nuclear holocaust...).

WE DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPEAR AS A SPECIE.
THEY are more advanced and DO take care of us.
in case...the IRAN/ISRAEL/KOREA/KOREA stuff

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THINK ABOUT IT and DO your own RESEARCH.


before it's TOO LATE.
AND,DO CHANGE YOUR FUTURE.


BEFORE...
before it's TOO LATE.

LOVE&HUGS frm Belgium (a disintegrating NATION...).

(predicted...)

You should marry her! ;)

Ribbit

I am still getting strong signals that she is alien. I have noticed that when she drives, she only uses a thumb and a finger and just half of one eye.

Weird.

You're teasing, right?

yes ma'am, I am teasing.


...but she really is an alien.

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Yeah I actually am starting to wander if my wife is an alien. When I say "alien" i mean the kind that comes from outer space.

Last night me and my wife were talking about the meteor that hit Russia. If you youtube it there are lots of videos of it falling to earth from different angles, lots of different people apparently got it on film.

So I'm showing her this one that clearly shows it as a huge meteor and something comes up from behind it and hits it in the center and comes out the other side, faster than the meteor itself and speeds out of frame... the video even shows an xray filter view of it. A moron can tell from the video that something hit it it splits and has debris fly straight up, down and forward from the point of impact.

So when I'm showing her this I mean she FREAKS out talking about how she just looked it up on the internet and the US and NASA say they don't have the technology to do that and they said it was a natural phenomenon, etc. I'm like seriously if they did they wouldn't tell us. I mean technology's we see today that are current most likely are 10-20 years old because technology development is so secret to begin with.

She starts freaking out, yelling at me that it wasn't aliens and it wasn't the government, and how i'm crazy and she's gonna call my mom and tell her i need psychological help and she don't care what did it and it doesn't matter, and she know's God is real, I'm just like "Whaaaat?" she's like just go sleep on the couch i'm scared to be around you... etc.

Seriously if you guys could have witnessed this freak out... I was jaw dropped... I was like I'm not yelling I'm just trying to talk to you about it... and why don't you care... wtf are you talking about... I finally had to drop it because she just kept becoming more and more irate.

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What other types of stuff does she do to make you think she's an Alien? It can't just be that you asked her and she said "no" right? There's more to it than that correct? Elaborate a little. Tell us more so we can help.