I think my wife is an Alien! | |
Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Question: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515900My wife is an illegal alien due to her green card expiring. She wants a divorce. Can I have her deported and not have to go through divorce proceedings? Answer: No. Even if she is deported, you will still be married. Insult to injury OP just called me, he had got given us important info !! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773669He is now in Nibiru under hard interrogatories !! lol...nibiru...lol... What colour is she? Quoting: Seymore FlaresIs she grey? Or off-white, maybe? More of a creamy ivory. With some pink. :) Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: R1 786315Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. Pics or it didn't happen. didn't happen. all authority is given to me |
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Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: XLR8 This was hilarious. all authority is given to me |
Fish User ID: 567630 United States 10/04/2009 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell her to take yu for ride in her ship? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979:fishheads: Fish, thought you might enjoy this: "Of the taking of wives there is no end, and many wives are a weariness unto the flesh. Dogs, on the other hand, make great fishing buddies." Your right ..I love that |
Fish User ID: 567630 United States 10/04/2009 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to vids.myspace.com] Quoting: FreethinkerAttack of the Hot Female Alien Man-Eaters Be afraid, be very afraid. This was hilarious. Thats halarious...here we go [link to www.youtube.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 757517 United States 10/04/2009 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i love to watch my dog listen. She is so cute at it. The last time they took me fishing i annoyed everybody because i set the bait free if they werent looking & all the fish they caught i talked to each fish & told them how awesome they were & that i love them then i made the fisherman set the fish free. They havent taken me fishing since then :-) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 352332Thats probably because you are retarded, I don't like to fish with retarded people either. And, who are they? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 956549 Belgium 04/29/2010 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be sure of this: human bioform DO EXIST on many planets!!! Many are here to moderate,study and PROTECT us. Even if the cosmic law of non intervening abides it. They are living AMIDST and AMONGST us as they ALWAYS did. ALWAYS. Most of the time they stay for a while,get kids and them suddenly they leave and...TAKE the kids with them back to their planets. This is the way it goes. Earth is a multiculural planet. ASK YOURSELF WHY... Blacks and Chinese came down here from BAKARATINI circa 300.000 YRS ago.Their planet was...DEAD(after a nuclear holocaust...). WE DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPEAR AS A SPECIE. THEY are more advanced and DO take care of us. in case...the IRAN/ISRAEL/KOREA/KOREA stuff XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX THINK ABOUT IT and DO your own RESEARCH. before it's TOO LATE. AND,DO CHANGE YOUR FUTURE. BEFORE... before it's TOO LATE. LOVE&HUGS frm Belgium (a disintegrating NATION...). (predicted...) |
Butt Ugly Toad User ID: 956687 United States 04/29/2010 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: FreethinkerClue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. You should marry her! ;) Ribbit "To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb “Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb Old Toad Proverbs: Thread: Old Toad Proverbs |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34735982 United States 02/19/2013 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah I actually am starting to wander if my wife is an alien. When I say "alien" i mean the kind that comes from outer space. Last night me and my wife were talking about the meteor that hit Russia. If you youtube it there are lots of videos of it falling to earth from different angles, lots of different people apparently got it on film. So I'm showing her this one that clearly shows it as a huge meteor and something comes up from behind it and hits it in the center and comes out the other side, faster than the meteor itself and speeds out of frame... the video even shows an xray filter view of it. A moron can tell from the video that something hit it it splits and has debris fly straight up, down and forward from the point of impact. So when I'm showing her this I mean she FREAKS out talking about how she just looked it up on the internet and the US and NASA say they don't have the technology to do that and they said it was a natural phenomenon, etc. I'm like seriously if they did they wouldn't tell us. I mean technology's we see today that are current most likely are 10-20 years old because technology development is so secret to begin with. She starts freaking out, yelling at me that it wasn't aliens and it wasn't the government, and how i'm crazy and she's gonna call my mom and tell her i need psychological help and she don't care what did it and it doesn't matter, and she know's God is real, I'm just like "Whaaaat?" she's like just go sleep on the couch i'm scared to be around you... etc. Seriously if you guys could have witnessed this freak out... I was jaw dropped... I was like I'm not yelling I'm just trying to talk to you about it... and why don't you care... wtf are you talking about... I finally had to drop it because she just kept becoming more and more irate. If you wanna talk or have advice email me at [email protected] |
Trizzi User ID: 14527448 United States 02/21/2013 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: Freethinker Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. What other types of stuff does she do to make you think she's an Alien? It can't just be that you asked her and she said "no" right? There's more to it than that correct? Elaborate a little. Tell us more so we can help. |