Lessons in Time Travel and Age for the Mathematical Comprehenion Challenged GLP Members

The Simon Ordo thread is proof that the majority of humans, at least here on glp, are poisoned and have lost their ability to think..

The stupid comments about his age show a complete lack of understanding and intelligence..

Many .. in fact too many GLP posters have posted comments on how he can be born in 1977 and be 49 yrs old.. well lets break it down for you poor poisoned intellectually numb individuals..

Lets assume just for the sake of the lesson that the OP of that thread is in fact a timetraveller known as a Pathfinder.. this is a lesson in time travel and age, not a discussion on the truth of his actual post.

OP is 49 because the time he says he jumped from is 2026..

Op is born in 1977, so in 2026 he would be 49

Jumping from 2026 back to 2011 still makes him 49 years old.

You dont un-age when you jump back no matter what theory of time travel you follow..

Come on seriously, with all the movies about time travelers in this day and age you would think that this is not a hard concept to follow..

I suggest a renewal of your education and a change in diet to try to free your brains from the cloud that is suppressing your intelligence.

And for gods sake stop drinking the flurodiated water, its killing your pituitary gland.

Last Edited by Enchanted Wanderer on 09/23/2011 11:31 PM