George Noory

Fannythroat just said something about “blowing off into a tissue”. PLEASE, Lionel, this is a family sh...oh nevermind!!

Jorch to Lionel Fannythroat...

“And, of course, we all remember and admired your acting skills as George Jefferson’s son ‘Lionel’ on The Jeffersons. How did you manage to pull off playing a 20-something year old black man with a 1970s afro? That was remarkable!”

(Silence)

“Lionel?? Hello??”

(Dial tone....)

“Looks like our connection with Lionel went out... Probably the CIA, Tahmmy. We were getting too close to some secrets... Haw! Haw! Haw!”

Perry from Lompoc: “I just wanted to say I love England. I’ve never been, but I met an English girl on Yahoo once. Nothing happened.”

The caller actually said that. I can’t take it. Even C2C as background noise is wearing verrrrrrrrrry thin.

Nothing happened, Perry? We’re shocked!!!!!!

Jorch blew through his index card questions. He has had to resort to playing a recording of Lionel Fannythroat reading “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas...”

Lionel (in England) is thinking, “I got up at 8AM for THIS?! To hear a recording of myself????” (CLICK! Dial tone...)

Wow, this is pathetic.

For the life of me, I don’t know why Premier Radio doesn’t rent a dolphin from Sea World to ask questions of guests. No matter what sounds came over the radio waves, it’d be more intelligible than Jorch’s output.

Caller: “Forgive me, I stepped on my phone. It’s scratchy...”

Yes, Jorch, Coast caller’s are the smartest callers in all of talk radio hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

Telling myself in Burgess Meredith voice (as the coach of Rocky)...

“Come on Rock, you can do it! Just 3 more minutes left in the show. Grind it out.”

Can’t...do it... Must... turn... off....

Jorch just said, “Let’s squeeze Walt in here.”

Let’s hope when Jorch said that, he wasn’t naked, bent over grabbing his ankles, while Tahmmy was spreading Jorch’s cheeks while lubing up his sphincter.

MI5 is offering a £50,000 reward for any information leading to the whereabouts of Rose Hanbury’s chin.

BEANWOR....oh nevermind.

Art used to pay retail. Then he converted to Judaism.

I love George Noory.

You must be George Noory.

Tahmmy? That you??

Dirk the big German Nowitski 41-21-1

C2C A.M. 16(yrs)-3(hosts)-10,0000(times I cursed the radio)

I CAN POST AGAIN ! MIEN FUHRER I CAN WALK!

every damn show this hairy fairy stuff .

Hahahahaha Jorch should interview Dirk Nowitzski and Dwayne Wade.

When Jorch found an old oil lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and offered him one wish, Jorch wished to forever more have “clean wipes” after each shit he takes for the rest of his life.

Reach for those stars, Jorch!

L.B.Gay

Johan Grünforest.

Greenforest? wouldnt that actually be Grunwald ?

OH ahhahaha you got me. the scwartze vault

Art overdoses on Schwartzwalder Kierstorte while in Baden-Baden.

Yes...

John Greenwald. Switch it to the opposite language. So it becomes...

Johan Grünforest.

John becomes Johan (English to German).
Green becomes Grün (English to German).
Wald becomes forest (German to English).