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exuberant Zubrin User ID: 77436511 United States 05/13/2019 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | none of those hard science types have commented on that video over on the moon landing thread. the one where they are faking the shot of earth from LEO . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77436511 True. They can’t. Well if it quacks like a Duck, Lets get that mission to Mars started |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74698723 United States 05/14/2019 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | none of those hard science types have commented on that video over on the moon landing thread. the one where they are faking the shot of earth from LEO . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77436511 True. They can’t. Well if it quacks like a Duck, Lets get that mission to Mars started Jorch is lobbying for a MANned mission to Uranus. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73608377 Canada 05/14/2019 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recent sightings of Bigfoot in St.Louis, or "boogers" as they are colloquially known, may have been a result of George Ralph Noory and Tommy "Turnip" Dasnheiser out on another Stinkin' Lincoln Navigator cruise.... Last Friday, George band Tommy ducked out early yet again and hit the road. They ended up at a roadside off licensed bar and grill. Once the dust settled and George and Tommy spilled out into the night, locals greeted them with calls of "assholes!" for dusting off their grilled food and beers. George said "How arrrrgh yew!?" and offered to buy a round of drinks. Mollified, the crowd invited the bizarre duo to join them. Noticing George's fish bowl wine glass of beet juice, they offered George a new drink. A Tomato based Vodka drink, heavily laced with hot sauce. Not anyone's fool, George had Tommy Turnip try it. Tommy downed it in one. Emboldened, George guzzled his. George's years of standing during his broadcasts and the damage from his pizza roll near death encounter has led to his body developing what one gastrician called "a straight gut and a crooked arsehole". George's insides burned from his flappy lips to his flabby ass. Jumping up and gulping his beet juice, George's toupee slipped loose and hung over his face. Making bizarre gargling sounds and farting uncontrollably, George ran off into the night, hotly pursued by the human turnip. George ran through several trailer parks and was briefly captured by a police dash cam, as the officer fired blindly into the night. Reports were many of a screaming booger and the mysterious apparition of a giant walking turnip. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73544510 United States 05/15/2019 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George will spend more time on Tim Conway's death, trying to say that Dorf investigated UFO's with J Allen Heineken. Followed up with a critical report from Peter Shaventwink about hot tub sightings of shiny hard orbs. Hahahahaahahhahahaha |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73544510 United States 05/15/2019 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recent sightings of Bigfoot in St.Louis, or "boogers" as they are colloquially known, may have been a result of George Ralph Noory and Tommy "Turnip" Dasnheiser out on another Stinkin' Lincoln Navigator cruise.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73608377 Last Friday, George band Tommy ducked out early yet again and hit the road. They ended up at a roadside off licensed bar and grill. Once the dust settled and George and Tommy spilled out into the night, locals greeted them with calls of "assholes!" for dusting off their grilled food and beers. George said "How arrrrgh yew!?" and offered to buy a round of drinks. Mollified, the crowd invited the bizarre duo to join them. Noticing George's fish bowl wine glass of beet juice, they offered George a new drink. A Tomato based Vodka drink, heavily laced with hot sauce. Not anyone's fool, George had Tommy Turnip try it. Tommy downed it in one. Emboldened, George guzzled his. George's years of standing during his broadcasts and the damage from his pizza roll near death encounter has led to his body developing what one gastrician called "a straight gut and a crooked arsehole". George's insides burned from his flappy lips to his flabby ass. Jumping up and gulping his beet juice, George's toupee slipped loose and hung over his face. Making bizarre gargling sounds and farting uncontrollably, George ran off into the night, hotly pursued by the human turnip. George ran through several trailer parks and was briefly captured by a police dash cam, as the officer fired blindly into the night. Reports were many of a screaming booger and the mysterious apparition of a giant walking turnip. Hahahahahahaaivajvaivhaob oh shit ROFL!!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 51416295 Canada 05/16/2019 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL!! Did you hear Noory’s flubbed introduction of his first guest? He couldn’t manage to pronounce the word “forefront”... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73834597 “Hillary is at the fffttt...right at the front of her field.” George must have spilled beet juice on Tommy's 3 by 5 cards. George needs these phonetically spelled cards for big words. My favorite is the flu sy way he says "entrepreneur" GRN: "On Trip in Manure" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73834597 United States 05/16/2019 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL!! Did you hear Noory’s flubbed introduction of his first guest? He couldn’t manage to pronounce the word “forefront”... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73834597 “Hillary is at the fffttt...right at the front of her field.” George must have spilled beet juice on Tommy's 3 by 5 cards. George needs these phonetically spelled cards for big words. My favorite is the flu sy way he says "entrepreneur" GRN: "On Trip in Manure" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73581730 United States 05/17/2019 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drudge Headline: Snakebites Delcared World’s Biggest Hidden Health Crisis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73509053 #2 is listening to Coast to Coast with George Noory. Drudge must have a real hard on for snakes. Or he's never heard Jorch do C2C. Drudge has a literal hard-on for photos of shirtless beefcakes. |
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