George Noory

Well if it quacks like a Duck, Lets get that mission to Mars started

C(ommunist) N(ews) N(etwork) with Brooke Bald one . squirt squirt.

Dana Bash AKA The Shrunken head lady.

Hahahahaahah

That HUGE bobble head on that emaciated body. Like Andrea Mitchell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brooke’s cakes need to be made to clap.

Jorch is lobbying for a MANned mission to Uranus.

STANTON FRIEDMAN DIED LOOK FOR MALTDOWN ON C2C .

[link to www.cbc.ca (secure)]

Art just got engaged to a bi-smexual shamam.

George will spend more time on Tim Conway's death, trying to say that Dorf investigated UFO's with J Allen Heineken.

Followed up with a critical report from Peter Shaventwink about hot tub sightings of shiny hard orbs.

Recent sightings of Bigfoot in St.Louis, or "boogers" as they are colloquially known, may have been a result of George Ralph Noory and Tommy "Turnip" Dasnheiser out on another Stinkin' Lincoln Navigator cruise....

Last Friday, George band Tommy ducked out early yet again and hit the road.

They ended up at a roadside off licensed bar and grill.
Once the dust settled and George and Tommy spilled out into the night, locals greeted them with calls of "assholes!" for dusting off their grilled food and beers.

George said "How arrrrgh yew!?" and offered to buy a round of drinks.

Mollified, the crowd invited the bizarre duo to join them.

Noticing George's fish bowl wine glass of beet juice, they offered George a new drink.

A Tomato based Vodka drink, heavily laced with hot sauce.

Not anyone's fool, George had Tommy Turnip try it.

Tommy downed it in one.

Emboldened, George guzzled his.

George's years of standing during his broadcasts and the damage from his pizza roll near death encounter has led to his body developing what one gastrician called "a straight gut and a crooked arsehole".

George's insides burned from his flappy lips to his flabby ass.

Jumping up and gulping his beet juice, George's toupee slipped loose and hung over his face.

Making bizarre gargling sounds and farting uncontrollably, George ran off into the night, hotly pursued by the human turnip.


George ran through several trailer parks and was briefly captured by a police dash cam, as the officer fired blindly into the night.

Reports were many of a screaming booger and the mysterious apparition of a giant walking turnip.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

Stanton Freeball

Hahahahaahahhahahaha

Hahahahahahaaivajvaivhaob oh shit ROFL!!!!!

LOL!! Did you hear Noory’s flubbed introduction of his first guest? He couldn’t manage to pronounce the word “forefront”...

“Hillary is at the fffttt...right at the front of her field.”

When Trump puts tariffs on ladyboys from Thailand, that’ll be the final straw for Jorch.

Art loved this bumper. So ghey.

George must have spilled beet juice on Tommy's 3 by 5 cards.
George needs these phonetically spelled cards for big words.

My favorite is the flu sy way he says "entrepreneur"

GRN: "On Trip in Manure"

Jorch has pieces of corn, sunflower seeds, and lettuce in his stinky mustache.

You know that story today about the new SAT requirements? Well my local news just did a story about it. and the B Roll video showed someone taking a test




the page was upside down as they bubbled in the answer.


no lie.


don't bother guessing the race.


fun times.

Drudge Headline: Snakebites Delcared World’s Biggest Hidden Health Crisis.

#2 is listening to Coast to Coast with George Noory.

“Whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout, (Connie) Willis?!”

Jorch wears a diaper during the show.

Art got married again in heaven. Guess the ra...oh nevermind.

Drudge must have a real hard on for snakes. Or he's never heard Jorch do C2C.

Drudge has a literal hard-on for photos of shirtless beefcakes.

Jorch vapes off Tahmmy’s dong.