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Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done

 
Horny idiot
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Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
Met a girl at New Year's Eve party, organized a date for tonight
And thought it would be a good idea to shave my balls for the first time ever.

Turns out that it's not possible to shave balls and now my sack is a fuckin mess.

The blood stuck my balls to my underwear and when I tried to remove them
the bleeding started all over again.

Even worse is my housemate took a photo of me removing the blood soaked jocks and put it on his facebook
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01/01/2017 07:12 PM
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nice story

rofl
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01/01/2017 07:13 PM
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It can and has been done,

you just need to be smarter than what you're working on.

Congratulations....you are dumber than balls.
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01/01/2017 07:16 PM
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01/01/2017 07:17 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
It can and has been done,

you just need to be smarter than what you're working on.

Congratulations....you are dumber than balls.
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hesright
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01/01/2017 07:17 PM
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YEAH IT CAN BE DONE JUST NOT QUICKLY...ITS BEST TO USE A RAZOR THAT IS KINDA DULL...WEIRD RIGHT....IT TAKES SOME ...HANDLING....
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01/01/2017 07:18 PM
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Nair works too.

You have to ignore the warning label....and....there is some uncomfortable burning sensation involved....but it does work.
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I had to shave my balls when I had a vasectomy. Originally, a prep nurse was supposed to do it, but the dude that showed up had little pieces of toilet paper stuck to his face, so I did myself.
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01/01/2017 07:19 PM
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There is no good reason for a man to ever shave his ball sack.

A man shaving his junk is evidence of the social programming that the porno industry has pushed on the public. Men see dudes with shaved junk and think they should be like the dude in the porn. Women watch porn and see the guy with the shaved junk and they think it's normal so they expect guys to have a shaved junk.

What easily led sheep you are. Dipshits.
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01/01/2017 07:19 PM
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Troll threads are fun!!!

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01/01/2017 07:19 PM
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Nair.
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
Met a girl at New Year's Eve party, organized a date for tonight
And thought it would be a good idea to shave my balls for the first time ever.

Turns out that it's not possible to shave balls and now my sack is a fuckin mess.

The blood stuck my balls to my underwear and when I tried to remove them
the bleeding started all over again.

Even worse is my housemate took a photo of me removing the blood soaked jocks and put it on his facebook
 Quoting: Horny idiot 72887368


Your better off trimming it with an electric trimmer first(do not use scissors!), and to clean off the razor blade after each swipe.
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
I had to shave my balls when I had a vasectomy. Originally, a prep nurse was supposed to do it, but the dude that showed up had little pieces of toilet paper stuck to his face, so I did myself.
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An oldie but a goodie!
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01/01/2017 07:21 PM
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There is no good reason for a man to ever shave his ball sack.

A man shaving his junk is evidence of the social programming that the porno industry has pushed on the public. Men see dudes with shaved junk and think they should be like the dude in the porn. Women watch porn and see the guy with the shaved junk and they think it's normal so they expect guys to have a shaved junk.

What easily led sheep you are. Dipshits.
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ya ok 6" ball beard guy
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01/01/2017 07:22 PM
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It can be done; you have to wrap them in ice first though. Hair remover might work better though, -just be prepared for skin irritation.
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01/01/2017 07:22 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
It can and has been done,

you just need to be smarter than what you're working on.

Congratulations....you are dumber than balls.
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BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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01/01/2017 07:22 PM
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1rof1 Happy New Year OP
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01/01/2017 07:23 PM
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clippers at 1/2 inch setting or with shortest guard on it
BUT CAREFULLY

their NOT melons!
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
I had to shave my balls when I had a vasectomy. Originally, a prep nurse was supposed to do it, but the dude that showed up had little pieces of toilet paper stuck to his face, so I did myself.
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Old boss of mine...not to bright...was told to shave the area before his vasectomy.

He went home and shaved from his nipples to his knees.

Then came to work and told everyone.

My ribs hurt after that all day laugh fest.
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
Met a girl at New Year's Eve party, organized a date for tonight
And thought it would be a good idea to shave my balls for the first time ever.

Turns out that it's not possible to shave balls and now my sack is a fuckin mess.

The blood stuck my balls to my underwear and when I tried to remove them
the bleeding started all over again.

Even worse is my housemate took a photo of me removing the blood soaked jocks and put it on his facebook
 Quoting: Horny idiot 72887368


Your better off trimming it with an electric trimmer first(do not use scissors!), and to clean off the razor blade after each swipe.
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YES...THE TRIMMERS FIRST...AND AGAIN...IT IS BETTER TO HAVE THOSE CHEAPER AND LIGHTER TRIMMERS....TRUST ME...

I UNDER STAND THAT THERE R REAL MEN HERE WHO THINK THAT WE SHOULD NOT SHAVE R JUNK....BUT ONCE YOU GOT A NICE CHICK LICKIN SND SUCKIN YER HAPPY BALL SACK.....U WILL CHANGE YER MIND.....
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01/01/2017 07:27 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
you're doing it wrong.
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01/01/2017 07:27 PM
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zippo. for real.
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01/01/2017 07:27 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
Use Nair

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As a gay man I like when a guy has shaved balls.
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01/01/2017 07:30 PM
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As a gay man I like when a guy has shaved balls.
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:youreafag:
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01/01/2017 07:30 PM
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i read Nair followed by Deepheat somewhere.
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01/01/2017 07:32 PM
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IF U TIMED THIS RIGHT IT COULD REALLY BE A GRAT INTRO TO PICKING UP A CHICK AND ....CUTTING TO THE CHASE..
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01/01/2017 07:34 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
There is no good reason for a man to ever shave his ball sack.

A man shaving his junk is evidence of the social programming that the porno industry has pushed on the public. Men see dudes with shaved junk and think they should be like the dude in the porn. Women watch porn and see the guy with the shaved junk and they think it's normal so they expect guys to have a shaved junk.

What easily led sheep you are. Dipshits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70803571


ya ok 6" ball beard guy
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My nickname is Goat Balls, you dumb fucking canuckistanian.
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01/01/2017 07:35 PM
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You forgot to lather up with A1 steak sauce, right OP?
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01/01/2017 07:37 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
There is no good reason for a man to ever shave his ball sack.

A man shaving his junk is evidence of the social programming that the porno industry has pushed on the public. Men see dudes with shaved junk and think they should be like the dude in the porn. Women watch porn and see the guy with the shaved junk and they think it's normal so they expect guys to have a shaved junk.

What easily led sheep you are. Dipshits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70803571


ya ok 6" ball beard guy
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My nickname is Goat Balls, you dumb fucking canuckistanian.
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Because Muslims suck on them?
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01/01/2017 07:47 PM
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Re: Tried to shave my balls ... Can't be done
If you titty fuck a girl long enough the friction against her belly will remove the hair.





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