George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Able or Anal?

I stand corrected.
Definitely Anal.

Jorch's big dream was to become a Rear Admiral.

He achieved it, of course.
Just not in the Navy....

Richard Gross? Lol What an unfortunate name.

Worse than Manchu Dong?

Manchu Schlong.

What's with the ass kissing callers?
Especially the negros?
And Marjorie, sucking on Snorons defective dick
like she was starving for water.

During his "hippie daze", George was known as "Navy Gravy".

At basic training at Camp Pendleton, George was known as "the marine latrine".

Jorch. Just... Jorch.

...he suck shwetty balls.

Jorch still likes to dump his "ballast" after cruising....

Tahmmy " Be careful Jarch ! it holds enough pressure to push a f-18 off the flight deck"

Jarch " Wow ! Amazing ! and its so LONG AND THICK! ....Let's go check out the steam catapult now"

Jorch was dismissed from the U.S. Navy after being caught dancing at a disco club to this song while on r&r in the Philippines dressed in nothing but a red full-body fishnet leotard and 6-inch clear stripper heels, accepting 100 Yen bills from Japanese salarymen in the cock-cage of his much, much too small g-string. P.S. He didn't shave his mustache.

Any song with a Vocoder is

Jorch still giggles everytime he thinks about the poop deck....

...he enjoys “snorkeling”.

^ Bwahahahaha! ^

And hanging around the showers with his mouth open, waiting for a "dishonourable discharge"....

Jorch's nickname in the service was "Seaman Stains"....

After visiting the Philippines so often in the Navy, Jorch was given the honorary name Cum of Sum Yung Gai.

But George is no fool...

GEORGE: “Hey! Just a minute... I recognize that name. I won’t be the butt of your jokes!”

FILIPINO: “Okay, okay, you got me. There’s no getting anything over on you, Mr. Noory.”

GEORGE: “You got that right!”

FILIPINO: “Please now allow me the honor of bestowing upon you a legitimate title, worthy of your esteemed character. I hereby christen thee... ‘Manchu Dong’!”

GEORGE: “That’s more like it.”

Jorch is cruising Venice Beach on roller blades, dressed up like Madonna in her “Like a Virgin” video.