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Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment

 
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I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

[FYI - This is a parody]

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 12/07/2018 09:02 PM
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Louis, you be DA MAN!

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Another spontaneous outburst of laughter, here!

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Five stars just because you came up with a good thread!

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5 stars plus you owe me a new keyboard,I spat my coffee.
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5 stars plus you owe me a new keyboard,I spat my coffee.
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Awesome; thanks! 1rof1
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
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Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
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Major Fail
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Satire website ...

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Well that was just the icing on the cake.
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hahahaha
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Fake as hell, how can you "accidentally" order a bukkakke.

Worse, how can you even order one? orderabukkakke.com?

Ridiculous
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5 stars plus you owe me a new keyboard,I spat my coffeeI shot my load.
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anon A paper bag would have been so much cheaper.

(edit) 9teen Uh oh, I really gotta read stuff before posting.

I actually like Japanese people because they are so nice, but I guess there is a dark side to everything nowadays.

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Some stories would be a lot funnier if there was a video.

This is one of those stories.
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I think the story is bullshit because I think the site is a parody news site.

Read this story from there and decide


Lol

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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond

Would be funny ..... if real.

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chuckle

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Brilliant. 5*
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
I think the story is bullshit because I think the site is a parody news site.

Read this story from there and decide


Lol

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
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That is a well known parody site, where have you guys been, cave?
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I hope she enjoyed blowing the special candles
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


rofl
And parents let their daughter go off to a room with naked men, Okay...
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Fake as hell, how can you "accidentally" order a bukkakke.

Worse, how can you even order one? orderabukkakke.com?

Ridiculous
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Sound like you know a lot about bukake.
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so she didn't show any skin... I would need some inspiration for something like that.
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Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
 Quoting: MissCheshire


I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol.





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