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The weirdest thing happened to me today...
So i'm outside with my son, enjoying the spring-like weather. When a dude with a damn machete comes out of NOWHERE on the side of my house/neighbors fenceline. "What the hell??' I told him. He doesn't look at me, just keeps walking along the perimeter of my house. I go inside to get the .40 and take my son in, then I go back out to look for him. He then comes out of the trees in the front, cuts through my yard, I'm scared for my life and my son's, I mean why the hell does this guy have a machete and why is he in my yard???


I was lacking sense as I went into fight mode, my blood is pumping... I shoot twice at him, but he gets away. He runs through my neighbors yard. A cop pulls into my driveway and before I have a chance to go talk to him he pulls away fast. I go talk to my neighbor who was outside and apologize if I scared him and let him know I wasn't shooting at him. He tells me he was glad I shot at the guy and he was proud of me, that that guy ran infront of their front door. He said the cops were looking for that guy with helicopters and everything.


Sure enough I see a few marked squad cars, and unmarked cars go by and I hear them on the intercom down the street telling him to come out, etc.

It was so random. I mean this dude comes out of nowhere with a machete? I wanna know what happened and why this guy was on the run. Lol, such a weird day.

Live action, ye ye. 1rof1 wtf

Last Edited by TheBlueOne on 01/11/2019 08:12 PM
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


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1. You are lucky he didn't follow you into your home
2. you are lucky you were able to get inside to get the gun and then back outside to fire it
3. you are lucky the cops didn't mow you down for daring to exercise your Constitutional Right to have and bare arms.

I am so happy to hear that you and your son and the neighbors were not harmed. And thank you Police Officers, our Thin Blue Line for serving and protecting.

Corrected spelling..

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an old friend of mines' girlfriend told me to go see him
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1. You are lucky he didn't follow you into your home

2. you are lucky you were able to get inside to get the gun and then back outside to fire it(never go unarmed, even in the shower).

3. you are lucky the cops didn't mow you down for daring to exercise your Constitutional Right to have and bare arms.

4. Why did you miss? What did you hit?

I am so happy to hear that you and your sone and the neighbors were not harmed. And thank you Police Officers, our Thin Blue Line for serving and protecting.
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You took to long to Shoot
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for real? pretty scary
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Sleep with your lights on, sister.
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Re: The weirdest thing happened to me today...
So i'm outside with my son, enjoying the spring-like weather. When a dude with a damn machete comes out of NOWHERE on the side of my house/neighbors fenceline. "What the hell??' I told him. He doesn't look at me, just keeps walking along the perimeter of my house. I go inside to get the .40 and take my son in, then I go back out to look for him. He then comes out of the trees in the front, cuts through my yard, I'm scared for my life and my son's, I mean why the hell does this guy have a machete and why is he in my yard???


I was lacking sense as I went into fight mode, my blood is pumping... I shoot twice at him, but he gets away. He runs through my neighbors yard. A cop pulls into my driveway and before I have a chance to go talk to him he pulls away fast. I go talk to my neighbor who was outside and apologize if I scared him and let him know I wasn't shooting at him. He tells me he was glad I shot at the guy and he was proud of me, that that guy ran infront of their front door. He said the cops were looking for that guy with helicopters and everything.


Sure enough I see a few marked squad cars, and unmarked cars go by and I hear them on the intercom down the street telling him to come out, etc.

It was so random. I mean this dude comes out of nowhere with a machete? I wanna know what happened and why this guy was on the run. Lol, such a weird day.

Live action, ye ye. 1rof1 wtf
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did they catch him?
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You need to get out to the range more often. Try shooting moving targets. The police would have been grateful if they came with a body bag, instead of having to confront a dangerous criminal.
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1. You are lucky he didn't follow you into your home

2. you are lucky you were able to get inside to get the gun and then back outside to fire it(never go unarmed, even in the shower).

3. you are lucky the cops didn't mow you down for daring to exercise your Constitutional Right to have and bare arms.

4. Why did you miss? What did you hit?

I am so happy to hear that you and your sone and the neighbors were not harmed. And thank you Police Officers, our Thin Blue Line for serving and protecting.
 Quoting: Loup Garou

 Quoting: Icey


I know I know. I'm one of those paranoid freaks with a weapon in every room cause I know you're never safe... I was slippin' today...

I missed because he was a good 15-20 yards away running... Normally i'm an EXCELLENT shot.
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

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"Against all odds"


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Re: The weirdest thing happened to me today...
Sleep with your lights on, sister.
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You sleep with your lights off off so you can see them come, with them on they see you. I get the point though..
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


Disclaimer- Anything said from this account should be considered roleplay and not fact.
~La Mujer~ <3
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Re: The weirdest thing happened to me today...
So i'm outside with my son, enjoying the spring-like weather. When a dude with a damn machete comes out of NOWHERE on the side of my house/neighbors fenceline. "What the hell??' I told him. He doesn't look at me, just keeps walking along the perimeter of my house. I go inside to get the .40 and take my son in, then I go back out to look for him. He then comes out of the trees in the front, cuts through my yard, I'm scared for my life and my son's, I mean why the hell does this guy have a machete and why is he in my yard???


I was lacking sense as I went into fight mode, my blood is pumping... I shoot twice at him, but he gets away. He runs through my neighbors yard. A cop pulls into my driveway and before I have a chance to go talk to him he pulls away fast. I go talk to my neighbor who was outside and apologize if I scared him and let him know I wasn't shooting at him. He tells me he was glad I shot at the guy and he was proud of me, that that guy ran infront of their front door. He said the cops were looking for that guy with helicopters and everything.


Sure enough I see a few marked squad cars, and unmarked cars go by and I hear them on the intercom down the street telling him to come out, etc.

It was so random. I mean this dude comes out of nowhere with a machete? I wanna know what happened and why this guy was on the run. Lol, such a weird day.

Live action, ye ye. 1rof1 wtf
 Quoting: TheBlueOne


did they catch him?
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


I have NO idea...

He dropped the machette somewhere along the way too.
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


Disclaimer- Anything said from this account should be considered roleplay and not fact.
~La Mujer~ <3
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That's just plain nuts. Glad you and yours are safe.
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That's just plain nuts. Glad you and yours are safe.
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Thank you guys me too. You can't make this stuff up.
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


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I have NO idea...

He dropped the machette somewhere along the way too.
 Quoting: TheBlueOne


So a crazy man with a machette was on the loose in your neighborhood and whom you shot at - and you never followed up with law enforcement as to whether or not this individual was apprehended?

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I only have machetes so if this happend to me i would have had to duel
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My memory fails me tonight, was it you that made the 'got shot at' thread some weeks ago?
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I only have machetes so if this happend to me i would have had to duel
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Best not shoot unless they are coming at you at someone else.
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Bs. You shot at a fleeing suspect, and dont even know if they captured him? The police arent up your ass? No police report or further contact with the police?
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Re: The weirdest thing happened to me today...
So i'm outside with my son, enjoying the spring-like weather. When a dude with a damn machete comes out of NOWHERE on the side of my house/neighbors fenceline. "What the hell??' I told him. He doesn't look at me, just keeps walking along the perimeter of my house. I go inside to get the .40 and take my son in, then I go back out to look for him. He then comes out of the trees in the front, cuts through my yard, I'm scared for my life and my son's, I mean why the hell does this guy have a machete and why is he in my yard???


I was lacking sense as I went into fight mode, my blood is pumping... I shoot twice at him, but he gets away. He runs through my neighbors yard. A cop pulls into my driveway and before I have a chance to go talk to him he pulls away fast. I go talk to my neighbor who was outside and apologize if I scared him and let him know I wasn't shooting at him. He tells me he was glad I shot at the guy and he was proud of me, that that guy ran infront of their front door. He said the cops were looking for that guy with helicopters and everything.


Sure enough I see a few marked squad cars, and unmarked cars go by and I hear them on the intercom down the street telling him to come out, etc.

It was so random. I mean this dude comes out of nowhere with a machete? I wanna know what happened and why this guy was on the run. Lol, such a weird day.

Live action, ye ye. 1rof1 wtf
 Quoting: TheBlueOne


You fucking missed? Twice and let two stray rounds go flying in an urban area?

Take the fucking time to practice hitting moving targets and shit buddy! You owe it to yourself and your kid!

The next time you MISS

YOU MIGHT GET KILLED!!! OR KILL AN INNOCENT

Don't fucking miss.

Last Edited by Corosive on 01/12/2019 12:07 AM
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Idid
Bs. You shot at a fleeing suspect, and dont even know if they captured him? The police arent up your ass? No police report or further contact with the police?
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail

It's really not a big deal, this is a daily occurrence around these parts. There's a lot of people on drugs here. Lot's of kidnappers, murderers, etc.

I did end up calling but i'm still waiting for an officer to get in touch with me. Dispatch said an officer would let me know if they caught him or not. I was trying to let the police do their job after the guy left my property.
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"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


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Glad you and your family are safe! Thanks for sharing. OP, it would be interesting to know what state you are in, if you feel comfortable sharing. Thanks again for the heads up.
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Glad you and your family are safe! Thanks for sharing. OP, it would be interesting to know what state you are in, if you feel comfortable sharing. Thanks again for the heads up.
 Quoting: Light Bulb


Thank you i'm so glad to. It was too random not to share... I just thought it was pretty funny after the fact. Considering we weren't hurt. I mean you're out there washing your car when a dude with a machete comes out of nowhere.

I'm just curious as to why he was on the run and i'm hoping he hadn't just killed someone... he dropped the machete somewhere in the woods..


I would make different choices next time forsure though.

I'm at the bottom of the south... lol. A normal occurrence for us.

Last Edited by TheBlueOne on 01/12/2019 11:33 AM
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


Disclaimer- Anything said from this account should be considered roleplay and not fact.
~La Mujer~ <3
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Awesome, too bad you didn't grab the Street Howitzer and take him out. tounge
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1. You are lucky he didn't follow you into your home
2. you are lucky you were able to get inside to get the gun and then back outside to fire it
3. you are lucky the cops didn't mow you down for daring to exercise your Constitutional Right to have and bare arms.

I am so happy to hear that you and your son and the neighbors were not harmed. And thank you Police Officers, our Thin Blue Line for serving and protecting.

Corrected spelling..
 Quoting: Loup Garou


She is "lucky" to have .40 ready and within reach - period.
God job OP - YOU decided the outcome - not him.

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Awesome, too bad you didn't grab the Street Howitzer and take him out. tounge
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Haha, if i'm being honest I wasn't really trying to take him out, otherwise I would've gotten closer and taken aim. I really have a good shot.

I screwed up not having my gun by my side in the first place... you're not even safe in your own home..
"for what does a man benefit to gain the world and lose his soul."

"ALRRRIGGGHHTTTTY THEN."

"They smile in my face and stab me In my back."

"Against all odds"


Disclaimer- Anything said from this account should be considered roleplay and not fact.
~La Mujer~ <3
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Glad you and your family are safe! Thanks for sharing. OP, it would be interesting to know what state you are in, if you feel comfortable sharing. Thanks again for the heads up.
 Quoting: Light Bulb


Thank you i'm so glad to. It was too random not to share... I just thought it was pretty funny after the fact. Considering we weren't hurt. I mean you're out there washing your car when a dude with a machete comes out of nowhere.

I'm just curious as to why he was on the run and i'm hoping he hadn't just killed someone... he dropped the machete somewhere in the woods..


I would make different choices next time forsure though.

I'm at the bottom of the south... lol. A normal occurrence for us.
 Quoting: TheBlueOne


Thanks again for sharing! Stay safe! Green coming your way.
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wow, that's insane. Glad you and your son are safe. Just wild. I would have just let my dog loose and do the rest. ;p

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You shot AT him and missed? Fucking tool....learn how to shoot dumbass.
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This is what the invasion will look like. Not an army but singular or small groups.
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