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How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE

 
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Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor.

Found on Amazon under Description:

"Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

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still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm?
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:bigcruise:
:bigcruise:
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ahahahahha OP just gave some free advertisement for these books... face it, you weirdo, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just humour.

Nothing to do with pedo shit or #PizzaGate, it's just a book for the kid in all adults.
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I hope the author gets raped by a thousand trannies.
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Re: How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE
Good catch OP.

Do you know what library this was at? Or even what state?

It's probably one of the same libraries that does drag queen readings for kids.

There's a whole process that libraries and books vendors have to go through for a book to be approved

Obviously there are degenerates running amuck who want to socially indoctrinate the youth
 Quoting: Feyra


There's a YouTube video of the Author reading the book...gotta run so no time to link but easy enough to find. Comments say it's meant to be "adult humor" so someone should be looking in to who procures the books for this "library" ...
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from the comments:

Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor.

Found on Amazon under Description:

"Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

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still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211


bigcruise
bigcruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59164400


if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?
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from the comments:

Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor.

Found on Amazon under Description:

"Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

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still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211


:bigcruise:
:bigcruise:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59164400


if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy

they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is
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its a pedo book. They are all around.
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03/05/2019 03:15 PM
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That's nothing. The latest craze for porn models(which will set the trend for all other women) is to trim off the labia with labiaplasty surgery.

Little do these stupid women know, its the most exciting part of the pussy for many men.. ah well you cant tell them, once they get the idea into their heads, the peer pressure forces them to do it.
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The first thing I thought of was: Well, it's a short jump to clitoral circumcision from here! We just keep getting closer and closer to all out barbarism.
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from the comments:

Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor.

Found on Amazon under Description:

"Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

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still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211


:bigcruise:
:bigcruise:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59164400


if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy

they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73431649


It's a PEDO BOOK!

How hard is that to understand?????

Training kids in the ways of adults.

No one is that stupid to NOT believe this.

She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....."

Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is.
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Re: How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE
ahahahahha OP just gave some free advertisement for these books... face it, you weirdo, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just humour.

Nothing to do with pedo shit or #PizzaGate, it's just a book for the kid in all adults.
 Quoting: Corosive


That's like saying that a guy who runs around wearing a raincoat on warm, sunny days, and flashing himself on occasion to people/kids he walks by, isn't all that sexual.


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 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


MY favorite line from that old show was, "Weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night, dear?"

lmao

Not sure it was really IN the show, but we laughed about it all growing up.
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laughing in background is evil. ugh.
would these male authors put out a similiar book about how penises should be smashed or slammed in a door?
what a disgusting group- the writers and female enablers
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They probably enjoyed Hillary several years ago cackling, "We came, we saw, he died."

Nice, kind, caring, humane people of the left.


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It's a parody of children's books like "Go the F*ck to Sleep" and "Would You Like to Play with My Balls?"
"A common mistake people make, when trying to design something that is completely foolproof, is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" - Douglas Adams
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[link to community.babycenter.com (secure)]

This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes:

“Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.”

“She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute”

“Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76004857


Well at least its about hair trimming and hygiene, and not about identifying as a helicopter and chopping off your junk.
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Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL
 Quoting: AxX


point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion
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Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL
 Quoting: AxX


point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion
 Quoting: Red John


this!
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Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL
 Quoting: AxX


point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion
 Quoting: Red John


this!
 Quoting: Ostria1


That's a fact.
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...


:bigcruise:
:bigcruise:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59164400


if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy

they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73431649


It's a PEDO BOOK!

How hard is that to understand?????

Training kids in the ways of adults.

No one is that stupid to NOT believe this.

She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....."

Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2712120


you dipshit sure do not know basic human anatomy

pedos like kids

kids do not have pubic hair, and would not need to shave their beavers

even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT know that kids do not have pubic hair and do not need to shave
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Re: How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE
We're always saying, "Shave the pets!" and "Shave your family!" around here.

This is just specific to people with pets of the aquatic rodent variety...
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[link to community.babycenter.com (secure)]

This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes:

“Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.”

“She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute”

“Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76004857


That book is part of a set:

Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
Come Swing with Us!
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Written by Bimisi Tayanita, Matt Williams.
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Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL
 Quoting: AxX
Same. This is ROFL material.
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We're always saying, "Shave the pets!" and "Shave your family!" around here.

This is just specific to people with pets of the aquatic rodent variety...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74109235


FAIL!

a Brazilian Beaver is not a hairless rodent
it's female genitals with the hair removed by waxing


GLP is 18+
got it

and when we say shave...

it's one of those fun intentional spelling errors
moran = moron
shave = save
pine = pin
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shave
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if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy

they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73431649


It's a PEDO BOOK!

How hard is that to understand?????

Training kids in the ways of adults.

No one is that stupid to NOT believe this.

She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....."

Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2712120


you dipshit sure do not know basic human anatomy

pedos like kids

kids do not have pubic hair, and would not need to shave their beavers

even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT know that kids do not have pubic hair and do not need to shave
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73431649


and you're a dipshit that can't see grooming when it's right in front of your face

ah ha freak

the fags tried to groom me when I was a kid
I recognize the shit from hundreds of miles away
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Women always hound men about their porn...but they are completely dictated by the whore in the movies who shaves her bush and now gets Labia surgery to get the designer vagina ....how sad women are to succumb to the porn industry in this fashion...
 Quoting: ***SUPERFLY***


Very very sad and misinformed. They look mutilated with no labia and its totally boring. Labia is visually a huge turn on for all men except faggots.