They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World

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They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Nicolas Catinat Offer Upgrade User ID: 77879841 Greece 08/03/2019 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position. He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these. Also, the order of the ages in this has been set: first world government then world war 3, not the other way around as was the original plan. I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever. Make up your own minds. Best, N. Catinat It is not enough to win. One must win with style.

Lucif3r User ID: 75769027 United Kingdom 08/03/2019 07:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Make cats President's and world leaders No more rats No more shitting in streets No more birds eating your fruit All I was doing was trying to get home from work
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75277280 United States 08/03/2019 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Meh
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77737814 Japan 08/03/2019 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World I would bet he would tell you to shove it up your asshole. Idj, maybe he wants to rule over a program, I don't see the point.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77737814 Japan 08/03/2019 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World I would bet he would tell you to shove it up your asshole. IDK, maybe he wants to rule over a program, I don't see the point. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77737814
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77737814 Japan 08/03/2019 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World I haven't checked in on the Disney crew lately, last I checked Keanu doesn't live here, but has a SIM. I do not think that you or anyone else here understands that we are beyond the role play games and you have yet to set up a way of effectively communicating. I suppose you do not need daily updates while your fake as fuck world is turned into rubble.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78021805 09/21/2019 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World KEANU REEVES IS A 100% FTM TRANNY DECEIVER! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57034171
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77337151 United States 09/21/2019 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Lol... No
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78008161 Poland 09/21/2019 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World I always hoped it would be Tom Cruise. But Keanu is OK too I suppose.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78015397 Canada 09/21/2019 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Actually G from Street Fighter is THE President of the world. He even says like a Presidential BAWSE: "I'll fight this battle. Why? CUZ IT IS MY DUTY."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1327601 United States 09/21/2019 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Keaue can suck my mid sized pecker.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77993861 Australia 09/21/2019 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World woooaaahhhhh
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1327601 United States 09/21/2019 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Keanu can suck my mid sized pecker. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1327601
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78015397 Canada 09/21/2019 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Actually G from Street Fighter is THE President of the world. He even says like a Presidential BAWSE: "I'll fight this battle. Why? CUZ IT IS MY DUTY." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78015397 While all the other presidents were like I have to get other people to fight this battle cuz Satan told the pope to tell us to start wars for blood and money.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1327601 United States 09/21/2019 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World BTW, I get it. Only one thing, I'm not staying here to power this delusion. This place is going away. Shoon.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78020703 United States 09/21/2019 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position. He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these. Also, the order of the ages in this has been set: first world government then world war 3, not the other way around as was the original plan. I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever. Make up your own minds. Best, N. Catinat Quoting: Nicolas Catinat you should already know after 3 Matrices and 3 John Wicks that Kneau is unkillable by conventional means. .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77990978 Philippines 09/21/2019 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World KEANU REEVES IS A 100% FTM TRANNY DECEIVER! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57034171 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78021805 still having chromosomal issues? (where art thou sci'ence thee sentience pondered..) artfulDodger
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77993861 Australia 09/21/2019 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World lets face it my uncle says steavan seagal could easy beat up keanu reaves. so steavan steagal should be prezident of the world. you know it makes sense
SKSWSKI User ID: 16111192 United States 09/21/2019 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World That would be best case scenario lol Last Edited by riolu on 09/21/2019 04:06 AM [link to youtu.be (secure)]
YAHUWZADOK User ID: 78015397 Canada 09/21/2019 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World G song even says "President of the world who just appointed himself. Be happy you don't have to think for yourself." G is BAWSE.
YAHUWZADOK User ID: 78015397 Canada 09/21/2019 04:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Kids don't go to hell. All Presidents and Prime Minister's will step down and give their country to 7 year olds who will learn of YAHUWSHUWA. ADULTS ARE FULL OF CRAP.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1327601 United States 09/21/2019 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Shoooooon.
YAHUWZADOK User ID: 78015397 Canada 09/21/2019 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World Kids don't go to hell. All Presidents and Prime Minister's will step down and give their country to 7 year olds who will learn of YAHUWSHUWA. ADULTS ARE FULL OF CRAP. Quoting: YAHUWZADOK 78015397 YAHUWSHUWA HAMASHIAC even said adults won't hesitate to ask a 7 year old about life and they will be set free. YOU ADULT FREAKS HAVE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78022025 Philippines 09/21/2019 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position. He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these. Also, the order of the ages: first world government not the other way around as was the original plan. I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever. Make up your own minds. Best, N. Catinat Quoting: Nicolas Catinat (scripted paths)
Zoink User ID: 75039510 United States 09/21/2019 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World I look forward to a world without presidents, video games, or movies. You know, the way the world was... Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatulûk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul
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