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As I uncontrollably retard-respond because I just retard-feel retard-compelled to retard-help tards...
Not failing to remember the male teenage 'preppies' of the late 80's we're 100% limp wristed as a social clique. They we're annoying pop culture band-wagon enthusiasts with the ching-ching in the wealthy circles of middle class suburbanite, who all wore feminine sympathetic pink clothing...however to avoid servicing my dormant complex over the misconstrued term. That, it bugs me, get's under my skin dealing with my realism approach to emergency preparedness, while the whole concept has an unrelated stigma in my mind making me want to somehow chastise myself for unknown ninny prepping logic or something relevant.

My latest, greatest, innovation for the modern paranoid idiot who needs a fully stocked 5 year emergency prep. plan.

having made on the last two consecutive days the following breakfast dish fully compatible with common bug-out supplies BUT FOR ONE MISSING ITEM OF VITAL IMPORTANCE I DID NOT THINK OF PREVIOUSLY BEFORE TODAY.

bowl
spoon
oatmeal
sweetener
apple
cinnamon
bit of butter (optional)

Small coffee percolator (missing)

FTW, point being, if I had a portable percolator that could work either or both solar and/or with a direct heat source other than electricity such as flame or stove element, instantly re-hydrates and cooks the dehydrated meal.
So, I have not looked or heard it commonly spoken of, and just occurring to me today, some sort of compact percolating device would eliminate all kinds of excess time and prep apparatus to keep it all cookable as boiled food, when your in a rush or cramped for energy and resources.
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Very entertaining and weirdly practical.

5 stars for you!
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WTF.
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I'm sorry, are you offended?? I think this is my 2nd thread ever, lol. Just being silly.
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Hardly offended. I mean it's mildly amusing, but when so many are trying to provide useful information, it seems odd. Only 2% identify as bushcraft, homesteader, prepper folks. This equates to massive carnage, starvation, dehydratin, sickness, etc in a global pandemic. Joking will dissuade many to prepare.

It's the opposite of the desired effect.
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You make a great point which I hadn't thought of. I'm actually a very anxious, prissy girl and my husband isn't a prepper/survivalist and it scares me to death. I've been feeling helpless and kind of depressed about this virus and when that happens, I deal with it by being funny. It's how my family always dealt with serious things. But I think some females will understand and get a kick out of it because I believe some of us truly think this way to a point.

Stay safe AC!
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Oh poo poo! This was a great post! Levity is a good thing in these dire times. I appreciated your female viewpoint. You actually gave me a few things to think about.banana2
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srry, forgot the obvious ingredient: WATER,DUH!
BUT i WANTED TO ELABORATE MY INSTRUCTION TO USE A PERCOLATOR (sry caps locked) that I mean the boiler and the coffee pot (could be a metal or other durable material portable version, not glass like my home counter-top version I describe) Where I meant to say to use the coffee pot not your bowl, so you can heat it up on the element below as it cooks.

IT incidentally made the coffee pot sparkling clean. :D

jUST DON'T LET IT COOK TOO LONG and stir it occasionally, or it will begin to stick to the bottom (forget I'm dealing with semi-incompetent members of the studio audience as well as the higher ascended master genius level geniuses who obviously only scorn, and become perturbed at my desperate attempt to convey that which is already somehow beyond my scope of knowledge overmastered from above, long ago, and passed down to them by birthright through superior lineage.,) which (the glass coffee pot) due to design, is really hard to stick your hand in to clean out.
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If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about.

-Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway).

-If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth.

-Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon.

-Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer.

-Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it.

-Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you.

-Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse.

-Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging.

-Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing).

-Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below).

-Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized.

-Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss.

-If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas.

-Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave.

-When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics).

-Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working.

-Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good.

-Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force.

-For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow.

-Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee.

-If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets.

-Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter.

-For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed.

-Buy batteries.

-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).

A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit.
hf



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Good therapy! grinning
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If you need antibiotics head to your pet store and get fish antibiotics

Same damn thing...amoxycillin


Also I am well stocked..

Got bags of rice, freezer full of meet, steaks, chicken, even crab legs...got about 50 cans of fruit and veggies and chef boyardee...2 packs of bacon...hey im good for 60 days.

Also got a huge ham
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If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about.

-Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway).

-If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth.

-Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon.

-Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer.

-Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it.

-Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you.

-Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse.

-Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging.

-Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing).

-Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below).

-Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized.

-Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss.

-If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas.

-Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave.

-When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics).

-Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working.

-Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good.

-Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force.

-For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow.

-Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee.

-If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets.

-Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter.

-For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed.

-Buy batteries.

-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).

A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit.
hf



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this thing isnt a joke you ditsy bitch. you wasted time writing all this and could have been actually prepping or just spending time with family. anything other than wasting your time and ours. but you cant fix stupid i guess...
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"You cannot withstand the storm"

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"I am the storm"

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Cute thread. Can relate.

Skip hair color ...I went gray back in 2007 and then went back to dyeing it. What a mistake. I went gray again three years ago and it’s a long pixie style. Fun and easy...soft and in good condition. One thing I have to have is my under eye concealer. But hair color...meh, we all age and it’s okay. Just keep yourself in good shape. You can dye your hair until the cows come home and dyeing your hair isn’t fooling anyone if you aren’t in good shape.
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Not even fatties with blue hair?
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If you need antibiotics head to your pet store and get fish antibiotics

Same damn thing...amoxycillin


Also I am well stocked..

Got bags of rice, freezer full of meet, steaks, chicken, even crab legs...got about 50 cans of fruit and veggies and chef boyardee...2 packs of bacon...hey im good for 60 days.

Also got a huge ham
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you got a backup plan for keeping that cold food cold? you think the government is gonna provide you with power while theyre all falling ill as well? dry goods! water purification! gasoline for the generator you should have. the ability to boil water without electricity via fire etc...you are only ready for a small version of whats coming. good luck.
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If you need antibiotics head to your pet store and get fish antibiotics

Same damn thing...amoxycillin


Also I am well stocked..

Got bags of rice, freezer full of meet, steaks, chicken, even crab legs...got about 50 cans of fruit and veggies and chef boyardee...2 packs of bacon...hey im good for 60 days.

Also got a huge ham
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74540337


you got a backup plan for keeping that cold food cold? you think the government is gonna provide you with power while theyre all falling ill as well? dry goods! water purification! gasoline for the generator you should have. the ability to boil water without electricity via fire etc...you are only ready for a small version of whats coming. good luck.
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Power wont go out in this one.

If it does go out...prepping is useless, it will be the end of it all.

Im prepped for 60 possibly 90 days....until a vaccine or it dies down


I do have a generator but it is shitty.
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I have a coat with "GLP" on it.

(I'm NOT kidding)


rose
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Do you have a pic? It's a great idea, actually.
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I think you can view it here...
[link to imgur.com (secure)]

If not, let me know.
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If I may input some seriousness in this thread...

The Bible speaks of a time when a loaf of bread costs a weeks wages. I believe that time is fast approaching.

Today, you can buy a bag of flower for under $10 (some places, as little as $5) that would be enough to make well over 10 loafs of bread.

It would seem wise to buy the flour now than have to work a whole week just to be able to afford one loaf.

In the holocaust ghettos of WW2, people were so hungry that they took wallpaper off their walls to scrap the flour paste off of it so they would have something to feed their families.

We must learn from the past.

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Man is forever solving the most perplexing problems as he ventures ever further into the unknown. But where are the outer limits of his ingenuity? Will he ever encounter a problem, a Gordian Knot, which he cannot ultimately cut?

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If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about.

-Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway).

-If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth.

-Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon.

-Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer.

-Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it.

-Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you.

-Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse.

-Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging.

-Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing).

-Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below).

-Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized.

-Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss.

-If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas.

-Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave.

-When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics).

-Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working.

-Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good.

-Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force.

-For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow.

-Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee.

-If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets.

-Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter.

-For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed.

-Buy batteries.

-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).

A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit.
hf



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this thing isnt a joke you ditsy bitch. you wasted time writing all this and could have been actually prepping or just spending time with family. anything other than wasting your time and ours. but you cant fix stupid i guess...
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Best prep you can do is make sure there is a case or three of crown royal for the man folk, other than that just keep your self as clean as a whistle.

lucky
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-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).
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Still my favorite bahaha
My two cents,

It’s been Real, it’s been Nice, but I can’t say it’s been Real Nice! :anon:

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Best prep you can do is make sure there is a case or three of crown royal for the man folk, other than that just keep your self as clean as a whistle.

lucky
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No this guy isnt picky at all eh?

chuckle
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It’s been Real, it’s been Nice, but I can’t say it’s been Real Nice! :anon:

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If you need antibiotics head to your pet store and get fish antibiotics

Same damn thing...amoxycillin


Also I am well stocked..

Got bags of rice, freezer full of meet, steaks, chicken, even crab legs...got about 50 cans of fruit and veggies and chef boyardee...2 packs of bacon...hey im good for 60 days.

Also got a huge ham
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you got a backup plan for keeping that cold food cold? you think the government is gonna provide you with power while theyre all falling ill as well? dry goods! water purification! gasoline for the generator you should have. the ability to boil water without electricity via fire etc...you are only ready for a small version of whats coming. good luck.
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Power wont go out in this one.

If it does go out...prepping is useless, it will be the end of it all.

Im prepped for 60 possibly 90 days....until a vaccine or it dies down


I do have a generator but it is shitty.
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It's an HIV, airborn virus. Everyone will end up being a carrier, for life.

You have to come out sometime.
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I have a coat with "GLP" on it.

(I'm NOT kidding)


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Do you have a pic? It's a great idea, actually.
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I think you can view it here...
[link to imgur.com (secure)]

If not, let me know.
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Nice! I always wanted to make a tshirt with a large bs flag on the back and "anonymous coward" printed on the front breast pocket. Subtle and you have to be a real glper to get it. When you know you know!
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Make sure y'all have plenty of shoes.

Boots too!

Shoes for life!
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If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about.

-Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway).

-If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth.

-Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon.

-Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer.

-Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it.

-Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you.

-Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse.

-Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging.

-Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing).

-Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below).

-Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized.

-Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss.

-If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas.

-Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave.

-When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics).

-Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working.

-Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good.

-Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force.

-For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow.

-Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee.

-If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets.

-Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter.

-For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed.

-Buy batteries.

-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).

A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit.
hf



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OMG. You estrogen driven wimmin are so mindless. Do not ever try to come to my area for any reason.
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Re: Thread for Prissy Preppers!!
If you're a female and are like me and not very handy, here are some things I've come up with since I can't sleep. This thread is somewhat of a jest (making fun of myself) but also a few good things to think about.

-Stock up on coffee.. pods, bags, anything you can get your hands on. At the least, get a French Press, and even an air pot in case you have to travel and your local Dunkins is closed (and employees probably have the virus anyway).

-If you have kids, buy next year's winter clothes now on clearance in bigger sizes to accommodate their growth.

-Buy clothes in smaller sizes since you'll lose weight from starvation and running from crazy people trying to get your coffee. Or purchase belts. One does not want to have plumbers butt while trying to survive Armageddon.

-Buy to-go cups with lids for coffee. And other drinks. Disposable ones so you don't have to wash and waste water. Get the foam ones since no once will care about the environment anymore and your coffee will stay hotter longer.

-Fill your propane tanks for gas grill. Get extras. I actually can't do this myself because I'm a weak female so will have the hubby do it.

-Buy your hair color and mascara now. You don't want your partner to know how old you TRULY look or he'll trade you for food or beer. Or, don't color hair or wear makeup so when it goes Mad Max you'll be looked over and no one will want to steal you.

-Curly hair will be "in" again if the power goes out for any length of time. Stock up on gel or mousse.

-Stock up on pony tail elastics to put hair up while sweating from foraging.

-Stock up on your favorite alcohol for yourself while also stocking up on beer and spirits in case you need a favor from a man (turning on gas grill, wood cutting, figuring out how to light a fire) (yep, I'm screwed if the hubby gets this thing).

-Groom pets now, possibly shave them, so it's easier to take care of when the groomer gets sick. Keep their fur for stuffing pillows (see "sewing" below).

-Write down all the contacts in your phone, including CDC and other "authorities" so you can yell at them that they really screwed up on this one. Tell them during the next worldwide culling that they should be more organized.

-Buy stamps in case you need to send a letter to your bff venting about how the hubby ALREADY ate the stash of Reeses you stored when our phones don't work. Samsung users who received a "1" possibly most at risk of signal loss.

-If you're uncomfortable with guns, go to your local hardware store and purchase hammers, sickles, nail gun, etc then buy some baseball bats for protection. Even baseballs if you have a good arm and think you can knock out a person in one throw as to not waste your baseball ammo. Look at your kid's and hubby's sports supply for further ideas.

-Use volleyball net to wrap up any intruders or people you've culled. This will attract animals that you can knock out with baseball and keep as a pet if they're cute. Skunks are probably your best bet to keep other people away. Woodchucks also cute and can dig big holes like nobody's business. Use as a cave.

-When fishing, I've been told corn can sometimes work if you get icked out by earthworms. Also, buy a fishing pole and learn how to cast without getting the hook caught in your hair (see above for pony tail elastics).

-Buy lots of bug spray for when the kids go outside because their electronics aren't working.

-Make sure to have food & blankets if you own a boat for when you live on it. If no boat, stock up on the biggest blow-up floats you can find. See sunscreen above; the end of the world doesn't mean you need to age. People will remark how the caretakers "did a nice job" on you while looking at your casket. No one needs to know you used sunscreen and that's truly the reason why you look so good.

-Buy a basketball to draw a face on to make a friend in case you end up alone. Feel free to name him "Neworldorder" and bounce, kick, pop him with furious force.

-For Vintage/Goodwill/Thrift lovers: Gather up all your collections of silver-plated serve ware that you have in your basement in a box that you intended to use for the fancy party you're planning in your head to have one day to barter with. Surely it can be melted down somehow.

-Go Female Astronaut and purchase Depends or the likewise in case you feel uncomfortable peeing outside or don't have time to stop running from mob trying to get your coffee.

-If you can sew you'll be worth gold. Be sure to have thread and sewing needles of all types. Learn how to sew masks, diapers and body bags. If you're a knitter, start knitting blankets.

-Purchase clearance Valentine's candy for barter.

-For when the power goes out: Purchase puzzles and games. Left/Right/Center is a good game as well as Cards Against Humanity. No batteries needed.

-Buy batteries.

-Write "GLP" on your forehead in hopes to find other GLPers. Offer them a cup of coffee ;).

A silly little thread to take the angst off this virus for a bit.
hf



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this thing isnt a joke you ditsy bitch. you wasted time writing all this and could have been actually prepping or just spending time with family. anything other than wasting your time and ours. but you cant fix stupid i guess...
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An argue-troll!

Well thanks for showing up. Is this a hobby or do you get paid?

You guys are the best. I really treasure your validation. Don't ever change. We appreciate you.
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5 stars.

This was a much needed laugh in the midst of the doom.

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I was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean... And if I said I didn't plan for it to turn out this way I'd be lying...
Because I was born to be the other woman. Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone. Who had nothing, who wanted everything, with a fire for every experience and an obsession for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn't even talk about it,and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.
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Nail colors for the SHTFashion conscious:

Dried blood doesn't just have to be a color; why not use the real thing?

Also, coordinate your gloves with your knives so they don't clash when you go on a raid. Tactical doesn't mean tacky.

Streak your face to match the streaks in your undyed hair for the perfect banSHEE appearance. If they keel over from fright, that is less work for you!
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Very cute and clever OP.
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Don't forget the toilet paper. I feel for the man with a wife and three daughters--the required toilet paper stocks will fill half the garage.

Retired now so a bit easier for me. I have told the wife that when TSHTF we are splitting existing stocks of toilet paper down the middle--too Fn bad.
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Don't forget the toilet paper. I feel for the man with a wife and three daughters--the required toilet paper stocks will fill half the garage.

Retired now so a bit easier for me. I have told the wife that when TSHTF we are splitting existing stocks of toilet paper down the middle--too Fn bad.
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TP isnt a big deal...its nice to have but hey in college when i was broke I would just use my hand and wash it





GLP