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My wife has gotten into making bread

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
:lies:

She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment...

Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms...

How long have you been isolated, now?

 Quoting: Abi ~

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Let me guess...
you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town...

And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass


Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy

:kingpin1:
 Quoting: Abi ~

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

lmao

And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife.

chuckle
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Male to female trans doesn’t count
You are gay.
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04/02/2020 11:32 PM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Buy her a breadmaker...
Just dump in the ingredients and press the start button. No crying necessary.
Southcoast
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04/02/2020 11:33 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Counterfeiting?
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04/02/2020 11:33 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
She’s crying because her husband is a simp
who waxes poetic on a public forum about her making bread then later on probably stuff yer pee per in her while she waits an endless minute for it to be over. I’d cry too.
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04/02/2020 11:35 PM
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She’s crying because her husband is a simp
who waxes poetic on a public forum about her making bread then later on probably stuff yer pee per in her while she waits an endless minute for it to be over. I’d cry too.
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This is why we can't have nice things...
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04/02/2020 11:37 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
She loves you, OP. It's awesome that you appreciate her.
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04/02/2020 11:39 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
...

What a low IQ, self important cunt.

Are those sammichs ready yet?

How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Let me guess...
you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town...

And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass


Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy

:kingpin1:
 Quoting: Abi ~

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

lmao

And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78277754


Little boy, you hurt me not...seriously...LOL I feel sorry for your wife. The fact that you talk the way you do about and to women tells me all I need to know..

Sorry your penis is so tiny...I hope you treat your wife like a queen because little dick men always have something to prove and are generally assholes. So, you may not be so lucky in finding another woman as good as her.


:thisbig:

ETA..OP I will not derail your thread anymore with this loser...sorry I even went there...
 Quoting: Abi ~


If you weren't hurt, then why couldn't you keep yer big yap shut?

But relax, there's a fix for your situation.

Deal with your asshole and maybe you stop being sucha huge one.

Thread: How I cured my hemorrhoid in one easy step.
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04/02/2020 11:41 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Why the tears though?
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She was not having good luck with her project, and was exasperated, not sad.
 Quoting: Crabapple


I do alot of cooking & baking & I never got the hang of making bread! I suck at it!

Good on her for trying!!!
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04/02/2020 11:43 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
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ohyeah
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Who needs a bread machine when ya have a good wife?
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I’ve gotten into baking, 2 pies, 1 cake, 3 dozen cookies all with the past week.
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04/02/2020 11:47 PM
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COVID19 will blow up in NwO's face!
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Slave food. Absolutely no nutrition. Wrecks your gut. Tard
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04/02/2020 11:48 PM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
is she a millennial expecting a badge for achievement billions of humans had for most of their life for thousands years without even a fucking mixer?

she is just a worthless idiot who cried because she just realized it.
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04/02/2020 11:51 PM

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
If some of you are having trouble finding yeast,
you could try Australian damper.

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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Who needs a bread machine when ya have a good wife?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77933547


Funny, I just made a loaf of onion bread in the bread machine today. About 15 min of throwing in ingredients, Push a couple of buttons and 80 minutes later it's done.

It's to go with the lumber jack beef stew.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
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04/03/2020 12:07 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Why the tears though?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77557640


Takes a lot of love to make bread from scratch...
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
My boys made a delicious pizza from scratch yesterday... they really did a good job.
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04/03/2020 12:12 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
Vladimir, if you don't take care of your wife, someone else will...
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04/03/2020 12:18 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
bread yeast and carbohydrates make good agar medium for bacteria and virus breeding grounds,

hate to be that guy but stick to meat and veggies..

unleavened bread man..

get biblical

do you even plague bro?
Grove

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04/03/2020 12:19 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
If some of you are having trouble finding yeast,
you could try Australian damper.

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 Quoting: Tealeaves


That recipe uses self-rising flour. Baking powder, I guess.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


That's beautiful.

That is LOVE.

I bake bread for people who don't LOVE me...
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04/03/2020 12:27 AM
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy.
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shhhgif
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Oh my word! I can never unread that!! I am scarred for life.


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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
They say once you start baking your own bread, you’ve entered a lonely pit of despair.
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Re: My wife has gotten into making bread
I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


yeah but she still might be bangin the pool boy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77976648


shhhgif
 Quoting: LittleMe


positive

and there's a "bun in the oven"
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I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much.
 Quoting: Crabapple


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