CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey | |
Darkside Cookies User ID: 74567855 Canada 11/24/2021 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81237746 11/24/2021 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
REINSBLUT (OP) User ID: 77718670 United States 11/24/2021 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | COVID-19 in Turkey [link to wwwnc.cdc.gov (secure)] Turkey Coronavirus(COVID-19) [link to covid19.who.int (secure)] Butthurt? Click 'Add to Ignore List' under my username Si vis pacem, para bellum VACCINES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF COINCIDENCES 'Your user name here makes me want to punch you in the fucking face, you sick fucking diseased cunt' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8100888 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80771016 United States 11/24/2021 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
ChefElvis User ID: 13147426 United States 11/24/2021 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78318498 11/25/2021 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Grove Street (revived) User ID: 80882194 United States 11/25/2021 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 while that might go on. the spitting the peeing etc. are people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products? i remember there were some guys caught in arizona at a taco bell..about 10 years ago, who were taking big dumps in the bean pot...that i totally believed, plus the beans were tested, and contained massive amounts of feces that i believe.. but who really tugs on out at work? Last Edited by Grove Street (revived) on 11/25/2021 12:14 AM |
MISTER-BEE User ID: 80287538 United States 11/25/2021 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Pilgrim001 User ID: 78018011 United States 11/25/2021 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
REINSBLUT (OP) User ID: 77718670 United States 11/25/2021 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Goebbels Goebbels Gobble Gobble Butthurt? Click 'Add to Ignore List' under my username Si vis pacem, para bellum VACCINES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF COINCIDENCES 'Your user name here makes me want to punch you in the fucking face, you sick fucking diseased cunt' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8100888 |
SmoothSailing User ID: 35509688 United States 11/25/2021 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter what suggestion comes from a gov agency full or morons like the CDC; I will make sure to do the opposite of what they suggest. I have never needed a gov agency to be my daddy. "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear." Marcus Tullius Cicero |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80292754 Mexico 11/25/2021 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. The cdc is the cnn of health information |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81242332 United States 11/25/2021 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator 11/25/2021 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81235233 United States 11/25/2021 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 11/25/2021 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80945710 11/25/2021 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Pure l3Iood Unscannable User ID: 76309419 United States 11/25/2021 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81235233 United States 11/25/2021 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
President Elect Elect User ID: 78297246 United States 11/25/2021 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81117009 United States 11/25/2021 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
pish Turtle Hermit User ID: 80956893 United States 11/25/2021 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this is heresy but... God thank Turkey Rolls! There are also amazing ones ala wellington, pastry wrapped with stuffing and cranberry inside... I just find doing an actual turkey to be WAY too much effort, and both of the above ideas are 10x easier, and in the case of the pastry wrapped...fricken awesome, and about $60 if you can afford it. My BIL did deep fried one year...that was epic, AND didnt burn his house down. Fun, but specialized, and Niche...not for everyone. Now that I know how to do it properly, its the only way I would cook an actual turkey. Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war! |
DuckNCover User ID: 81087896 United States 11/25/2021 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79984963 United States 11/25/2021 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 11/25/2021 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 11/25/2021 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most I do is rinse out the cavity inside from some bloody liquid but there is literally no point in washing poultry. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
LionsFaith7 User ID: 78280483 United States 11/25/2021 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Cap’n Obvious User ID: 78963999 United States 11/25/2021 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 11/25/2021 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75953087 United States 11/25/2021 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |