Dear Red States...

Dear Blue Places,.

We've decided to kick you out. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking all Red Places with us..

The Blue Places include Southern California, the gay region surrounding San Fransisco, Hawaii, Western Oregon , Washington , Northern Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly: we get Texas , Oklahoma and all the other Energy producing States, and States with Gold, Uranium, Iron, Copper, Silver, Granite, Coal, and Limestone. You get some trees, and a volcano or two.

You get the Statue of Liberty. We get the Alamo. You get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. We get AMD, Dell, and IBM. You get Harvard, Standford, and Brown. We get Rice, SMU, Texas A&M, Duke, Notre Dame, Purdue, UNC, Wake Forest, BYU, Baylor, Boise State, Oklahoma, and Texas.

We get 90% of America 's refining capacity, 90% of her chicken, pork, and beef, 90% of her grain farmlands, milk and egg production, and a healthy dose of entrepreneurs. You get Brooklyn. You get two-thirds of the tax revenue (because y'all have the most population); we get a Tax Rebate because we intend to make y'all pay 90% more for gas and heating oil. If y'all want cheaper oil – y'all will have to drill on your own. We're joining OPEC.

Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy – most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.

You get Hollywood. Yay! You get the Yankees and the Red Sox. Yay! We get the Cowboys, Green Bay Packers, Broncos, and the Titans.

You get Sunset Blvd. Yay! We get the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Devil's Mountain, Black Butte Ranch, the Rockies, the Klondikes, and the vast Alaskan wilderness.

By the way, we're taking all of the good tobacco, Beer, and whiskey.

Only Blue State wimps serve wine and cheese.

Oh – and we are loaded for bear. We own 90% of all private firearms. You mess with one of us – you mess with all of us – and we'll nuke you sorry sons of bitches back to the stoneage.

Comprende Kimosabe?

Rock On,
Red Places

Dear Blue States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Red States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii , Alaska , Montana , Wyoming , Utah , The Dakotas , Arizona , Colorado , New Mexico , Texas , Oklahoma , and all of the South including Florida by Capitulation. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of The United Confederate States of New America.

To sum up briefly: We will split you in half. You can have stem cell research and Hollywood. Don't cry when that shit you call California falls in the Pacific Ocean and we control Arizona bay. We will enforce the No Fly Zone. Don't forget what lies beneath the dirt in Wyoming.

You can have the Statue of Liberty. Fuck the French.
Peace Out.
The Red States

P.S. Try something original.
Copy and paste is getting old.

I believe that would suit more people than you could imagine .... on boith sides

but last time it was tried the blue states didnt let the red states go :P

why do rednecks vote for the party of the rich and fake values?

are they really that stupid?

funny thing is if you study it hard and long ... the blue states could only become a third world country in the end ... :) and a communist or fascist one to boot

The Dems are the party of the rich. The Blue States are the richest whitest states. Deal with it.

I like the second post better. It was original. Next, the OP will be posting e-mails from George Carlin and Charlie Daniels. Never mind that the former is no longer with us.

im not sure what your definition of a redneck is but ill assum it is anyone below the mason dixon line to you ...

its all in the value system of cultures and some people beleive there are some things a lot more important than money .... but if your referring to republicans as the paRTY OF THE RICH.....

rotflmao YOU NEED to do a double take and see what the net worth of the eltiest democrats are controling your party and spewing disinformation to the sheople of that party...

I am not even republican I am a libertarian maybe thats why I can see it and you cannot I am not blinded by either of the NWO parties .... BTW most of the rednecks you speak of IE people below the mason dixon line are libertarians whether they know it or not ... they only remain registered republicans to get to vote in the primary ....

but more and more all the time are waking up seeing that there is no difference in the two parties except the rhetoric used to scare people into voting one side or other

eventually the tide will turn compeltely and the Ron Pauls of the nation will be elected enmasse from these redneck states while the sheoples of the elitest blue states continue to be blind

yea the blue state taxes pay for the red states


im talking corporations and individuals, the wealthy ARE mostly Republicans

typical redneck reply

are you really this Ignorant or do you just play an Ignorant guy on the forums?

It's maybe... not so new...

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Please also be aware that the Red Places will have every major military installation of the former United States within our territory. All armored and infantry divisions, all combat fighter wings, all strategic bomber forces, all strategic missile forces, and three major naval ports, including both the pacific and atlantic fleets. We will be sending all 5 of your citizens now deployed to Iraq back to their homes effectively immediately. The two Californians, the guy from Queens, the guy from Oregon, and the girl from Westchester can be expected home next week. We will replace these kitchen staff with some recruits from the Yukon, the newest member of our confederation. If you need people to fight for you, ask your gang members in east LA, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, New Jersey, or any one of the urban ghettos which you breed so many violent people. .Don't worry about the Navy – most of the people onboard the ships are from Red States and will be moved to one of our bases.