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scimitar User ID: 17997074 United States 07/31/2012 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! Substitute Martinis and I have the same predicament. Ominous regressions One Truth... many realities |
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Mango Positive User ID: 1173727 United States 07/31/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm right there with you, only I mowed my lawn last Saturday, so I can just sit inside and enjoy the buzz guilt free. Also, the wife is a retail manager and won't get home until late, so I can just enjoy it without any guff! Yeah, I said the word guff. What are you going to do about it? 'Faith' is the acknowledgment that you have absolutely no justification for the silly shit you believe. |
Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States 07/31/2012 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm right there with you, only I mowed my lawn last Saturday, so I can just sit inside and enjoy the buzz guilt free. Also, the wife is a retail manager and won't get home until late, so I can just enjoy it without any guff! Quoting: Mango Positive Yeah, I said the word guff. What are you going to do about it? I'm going to give you positive karma for being a man of action and not being afraid to say guff! |
Charlie Scene User ID: 15739868 United States 07/31/2012 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6 Don't worry I'm a beerologist. |
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ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 20972057 United States 07/31/2012 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry I'm a beerologist. Quoting: Charlie Scene^Important work^ I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States 07/31/2012 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6 Don't worry I'm a beerologist. 7.5 acres I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas. The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't. This is complicated stuff! |
Charlie Scene User ID: 15739868 United States 07/31/2012 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! It depends on the size of the yard. Also what kind of mower you have. If you have a riding mower, 8 beers should be perfect. A push mower and a lawn less than 1 acre I'd go with 5-6 Don't worry I'm a beerologist. 7.5 acres I do the majority with a tractor and bush hog, but I like to use a push mower around the buildings and in some of the smaller fenced areas. The tractor has a cupholder. The push mower doesn't. This is complicated stuff! OOh, that's a lot of variables. hmm Maybe start with 4-5, do the push mower work. Then use the tractor where you have the cup holder and you could have another 3 while on the tractor. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3316260 United States 07/31/2012 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! I performed this experiment years ago so I'll give you the answer. what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork? All of them of course |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12874463 Canada 07/31/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I only ever experimented with having a beer and/or smoking a joint. its ok if its not too hot. the light is all glossy and the colors so vibrant, I wish I was young again beer makes me groogy in the sun if im trying to work/play I would strive for the perfect amount for after the yard work is done and your kicking back on the patio looking over a perfect manacured yard with the smell of bbq wafting around you. most of the lawns here are dried to straw, only corporations and dedicated rich people that water all the time or inground sprinklers, have any green grass to mow the bankers and doctors here will keep the golf courses green right through armageddon, when the only thing on the course is zombies running to-and-fro. and the dying masses have withered in dehydration. |
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TARD-OMNI User ID: 13652486 United States 07/31/2012 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! |
Evil_Twin (OP) User ID: 14319721 United States 07/31/2012 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For years, I've been trying to determine what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork. Quoting: Evil_Twin I was deeply immersed in yet another research session this afternoon, then the rain rolled in and ruined it! I'm stuck with a fair to middling beer buzz, and can't mow!!! Fuck my life and grab me a beer!! I performed this experiment years ago so I'll give you the answer. what is the optimal amount of beer to drink before doing yardwork? All of them of course That is the theory I've been trying to prove! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6858136 United States 07/31/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry I'm a beerologist. Quoting: Charlie Scene^Important work^ :jaysdown: Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover. I've discovered by accident is that to prevent hangover, drink 2 large cups of water and hope you don't piss in the bed. |
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snark Forum Administrator User ID: 1050548 United States 07/31/2012 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | T For Texas, T For Tennessee! The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis |
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 2511238 United States 07/31/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, it's not all fun and games, one miscalculation and I have to deal with a hangover. All worthy endeavors have the possibility of negative consequences attached man... bravo for your bravery in the face of danger! I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |