Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have her Vagina Engraved On Her Headstone- Husband obliges.

That's boring I had visions of some six foot tall monster vagina

Give me a centered 4'x2' larger-than-life representation and THAT'S a tombstone I'd visit...

Mmmm, grey bush

What a fucking freak.

In the next 3000 years some archeologist is going to dig her vagina, labia up and it will displayed in a some super futuristic museum somewhere as hieroglyphics from the ancients, with the translation discussed by the time’s brightest minds: “Basically it refers to a small fuzzy domesticated animal now extinct, that had claws and teeth and called was called a “kitten" which derives from Middle English kitoun,ketoun, kyton etc., which itself came from Ancient French chitoun, cheton, and then later referred to as Pussy, as found on the writing specimens from the ancient latrine walls taken from the 'Shit House dig'…why we found it in a burial ground will require extensive research into the culture of the 21st century ancients…