I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

So wood yew be willing to???

Knot really...

It could spruce things up here. Allow others to o-pine...

Put a cork in it :P

The more of a beading I get from you guys the more I beam.

Wonder whether or knot OP intended this to be a splinter group?

Wooden it be nice if some of the more poplar here made some plane comments?

I think you're really going out on a limb there

He's going for the crotch, brace yourself.

I'm sure the OP never thought this thread would have a high gloss finish.

It may be the best thread ever. Let me coniferm with my colleagues...

NO, remove the cork. Shots of lacquer all around!

Hes made some strong posts. I'm sure hes beaming right now

They can't jamb me up, I have too much stile.

Well you are a chip off the ol block

It does seam that way

Let it be shed, this is one of the top tree threads in GLP!

I think I'm being framed

It certainly spliced things up around here

I come to you bearing a load

You certainly fulled the right cord.

Yah, you're screwed

Parquet, mi amiga ?

How are you coping?

Parquet has a little give to it, good for the tenons

I feel lucky to have gone before the panel

Although they did bark at you at first, now you seem to be on a pedestal

They're lucky I didn't column out

this thread is very tongue and groove(y)

is the yellow kinda seeping spot near your outside rings what we think it is???

Makes me smile at the thousand uses for wood.