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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/09/2012 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have hypernesia, you asshole, I can't help it that I have a memory sponge. I can't even choose what I remember, so I forget my keys in the morning but I can tell you random facts about the civil war. Or I forget my pants but I can tell you about the three kingdoms period of China. |
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BRIEF User ID: 26805961 United States 11/09/2012 07:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/09/2012 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I saw peanut butter and jelly in the same jar at the grocery store, because I guess opening two different jars and having to wash Lord knows how many knives is just too much trouble... Quoting: BRIEF I use one knife, I just clean and wipe it between jars. Is that really too much trouble? I also had that goober stuff at a friends house once. It had me on the toilet shitting violently for the rest of the day. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21746158 United States 11/09/2012 07:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2. throw a bowl with 2 scrambled eggs in the microwave for 2 minutes. 3. drain water from ramen noodles. 4. throw a pinch of diced green onion in with the noodles. 5. mix onion and eggs with the noodles. 6. add a few splashes of soy sauce to the mixture. 7. awesome meal. breakfast, lunch or supper. :) *optional* dice up some ham or chicken if you have it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/09/2012 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. throw a bowl of ramen noodles in the microwave for 4 minutes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21746158 2. throw a bowl with 2 scrambled eggs in the microwave for 2 minutes. 3. drain water from ramen noodles. 4. throw a pinch of diced green onion in with the noodles. 5. mix onion and eggs with the noodles. 6. add a few splashes of soy sauce to the mixture. 7. awesome meal. breakfast, lunch or supper. :) *optional* dice up some ham or chicken if you have it. That sounds good, I'ma try that, thanks! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/09/2012 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple meal, haha. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875 Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker. Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread. Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude. Sounds like another "Cooking with Samuel L Jackson" episode. |
INK3 User ID: 27337849 United States 11/09/2012 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple meal, haha. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875 Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker. Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread. Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude. LOL! Would you consider writing a cookbook? "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22022484 United States 11/09/2012 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477 2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla 3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper 4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole 5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8) 6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes Result: Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet. Tip: Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/09/2012 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take a piece of toast, tear a hole in the middle without ripping the outer rim. Melt butter in pan. Place bread in pan. Crack egg. Pour egg into hole in toast. Cook five minutes or until the yolk just begins to solidify, flip place a slice of cheese on that sucker cook about four or five more minutes Serve Texas Pete Hot sauce optional. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1487375 United Kingdom 11/09/2012 08:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Place 8" tortilla in iron skillet Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212477 2. Crack open 3 eggs on top of tortilla 3. Sprinkle with cheese, sea salt and pepper 4. In one corner put a dab of one or more of the following: Mexican style sour cream, salsa, guacamole 5. Cover skillet with steel cover (Walmart for $8) 6. Cook on medium-low for about 15 minutes Result: Toasted tortilla with high protein topping that you can tear apart and eat with your fingers. You also do not need to clean the skillet. Tip: Don't try to cook on high. Tortilla will burn and stick to the skillet. that sounds good but beans on toast is more healthy,easier to cook and is cheaper to make! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26837875 United Kingdom 11/09/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple meal, haha. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26837875 Step 1 - Slam some fucking bread in that toaster motherfucker. Step 2 - Put some motherfuckin baked beans in a pan and heat that shit Step 3 - Pour that hot baked bean goodness on the now toasted bread. Step 4 - Fuckin eat that shit dude. LOL! Would you consider writing a cookbook? Yeah. |
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