Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

True story.

I was at Dollar General picking up a couple things and when I got to the checkout lane there was an old man standing there with 9 bottles of shampoo.

What I didn't realize was that this guy was the runner for a group of 9 old people that all needed shampoo and obviously all wanted their receipts too.

A buck a bottle and this guy was paying for them individually as separate ring ups from separate envelopes of various forms of change.

15 minutes...no shit.

Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.

Take it and overload it untill it breaks in 2

heavy juice cans at cart front end will do it ..

Shove the motherfucker back in the pile and get another one...sometimes I even turn it upside down and tell a worker that it needs repaired.

One time I was in Vancouver, BC at the Safeway parking lot.

I was pushing the cart in, and I was about to take my
dollar out, and some guy grabs it from me. I'm like "wtf"
because now some guy is literally wrestling my
cart away from me.

At first I began trying to wrestle it back from him, but
he became really vicious. So I was just like "whatever dude."

First world problems.

Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.

You've been doing this for a while, eh? LOL

Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.

Who the fuck uses shopping carts anymore? What is it 1997? Are you guys all soccer moms? Walk in, grab the shit you need for dinner, check out real quick, and bail. No wonder why this country is so fat. When you buy $100 dollars worth of food at once that means 90% of it is non-perishable. That's another word for JUNK FOOD. WTF people!?

because people are shoving it back in line--its always next up.

Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.

Did you get your dollar back?

Who the fuck uses shopping carts anymore? What is it 1997? Are you guys all soccer moms? Walk in, grab the shit you need for dinner, check out real quick, and bail. No wonder why this country is so fat. When you buy $100 dollars worth of food at once that means 90% of it is non-perishable. That's another word for JUNK FOOD. WTF people!?

i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate

i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate

Love this thread.

^^^^that is aggravating!!!!!

"asshole cart"

i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate

you are funny!!

I always grab one the carts in the parking lot, never from the front of the store. That way I can give it a test drive to the front door of the store first. If it's bad, I trade it in before I enter the store. It seems like 50% of the carts have something wrong with them.

The shopping warrior force is strong in this one.



Added: I've done the same thing myself actually. Family and friends look at me weird but whatever.

because people are shoving it back in line--its always next up.